Funny logic. Cool logic problems

Women's logic is a subject of constant mockery for men. And this fact has a very simple explanation. Everyone knows that “the best defense is an attack.” Finding themselves unable to resist women's arguments, men came up with the myth of female irrationality, justifying their own helplessness and hiding men's fears of the weaker sex. Don't believe me? I'll prove!

In fact, it is rare that a woman can compare with a man in the number of illogical actions. It is believed that a man’s logic is the crown of everything; it is the “engine” in all areas of life. Maybe there is logic in this opinion, but its male manifestations never cease to amaze women, and sometimes simply stun and puzzle them.

A man’s logic is only suitable for work, and even then not always. And if we talk about life and relationships, then logic is just something that allows men to refuse to understand women. They say that a woman’s logic is a complete substitute for a man’s psyche. That male logic is correct, and female logic is funny. That the first is iron, and the second is based on emotions. But, no matter what they say, iron male logic is scrap metal for a woman, and, to tell the truth, a mystery for men themselves.

In ordinary life, men do not use logic at all. Try asking him to explain his actions or actions:

• 1. Why did he “put” the socks under the sofa and not put them in the washing machine?
• 2. Why getting your hands dirty while washing dishes is “ugh!”, but getting dirty in fuel oil while tinkering with a car is “cool!”
• 3. Why set an alarm for 6 am if you still won’t get out of bed before 7?
• 4. Why do men wash their hands after going to the toilet, but not before?
• 5. If using a condom is inconvenient, then is it convenient to go to a venereologist for injections?

Anyway, enough of wasting time, let’s move on to examples. Most of them are real-life cases, the rest are “male logic jokes” based on real-life examples.

Male logic is the logic of an economist.

Example #1: The man will die of hunger, but he will definitely buy himself a carton of cigarettes!

Example #2: Men know how and love to count. They are able to calculate the date of conception of a child down to the minute to prove that they had nothing to do with it.

Example #3: A man will scrupulously calculate how much money his woman spends a year on cosmetics in order to blame her for the fact that they still don’t have a car. But at the same time, he will definitely forget that he spent 5 times more on beer.

While leaving for work, my friend left a note for her husband about what groceries he needed to buy. Last time, he conscientiously drank half of the money, and “lost track of” a good half of the necessary purchases, blaming her handwriting for everything. Taking this into account, in order to avoid all sorts of incidents and “excuses”, she wrote everything out thoroughly and in block letters. The list looked like this:

"1. Leg or chicken.
2. Potatoes.
3. Bread.
4. Carrots.
5. Milk.
6. Sour cream.”

Coming home from work in the evening, she first fell into a stupor from what she saw, and then into hysterics from what she heard. The husband was pretty drunk, and in response to her cry, “What is this?”, after inspecting the purchases, he indignantly commented: “What’s wrong again? Everything is according to the list. What I wrote, I bought,” and, picking up this very list, defiantly continued, “one chicken leg, two potatoes, three loaves of bread, four carrots, five packets of milk, and six cans of sour cream. That's right! Why are you unhappy again?”

And really? Why are these women always unhappy? That's right, men's logic is ironclad.

A friend of mine came across an ad on the Internet that sparkled with masculine wit: “I’m exchanging my 60-year-old wife for two 30-year-olds.” Another brilliant mathematician added: “If I were you, I would change it to three times 20.”

Men's logic is reasonable.

The purpose of male logic is to convict women of illogicality. They believed so much in women's inadequacy that they simply stopped thinking logically.

Example #1: The story took place in one of the sanatoriums in Crimea, and is still a favorite parable among local workers. I think everyone has heard about mud baths - a very common and healthy procedure. But baths are actually different, in this story - the iodine-bromine bath was probably new to the man.

One of the vacationing ladies, having gone through this procedure, got dressed and left, managing to forget her nylon tights on the bedside table near the bathtub. Next a man comes in, a bath has already been prepared for him, they said, get ready and lie down. It is unknown what thoughts came to the hero of this story when he saw muddy dirty water in the bathroom and tights on the nightstand. But he pulled on his tights and got into the bath... Purely male logic - since there are procedures, it means everything is possible, since the tights are there, it means it’s for a reason - you have to put it on!

The nurse almost burst out laughing when she saw a man in the bathroom in nylon tights, but did not embarrass him: “How are you feeling? - asks, - how is the water? Is it convenient?" A minute later, the entire staff of the sanatorium knew about it. Nurses, under any pretext, wandered into the treatment room and asked: did you like everything, should you extend the procedure? Struck to the core by such friendliness of the staff, the man completed the procedure in 30 minutes, instead of the required 8 minutes. They simply didn’t let him out until all the nurses had had enough fun. Satisfied and happy, he took off his tights and went out into the corridor. Having run into his roommate at the treatment room, he continued to talk for a long time about how great it was: “The only thing,” he says, “they force me to wear tights. What kind of nonsense do these doctors come up with! So at least they somehow decided on the sizes, otherwise they're charging a lot of money, but there are no sizes! I could barely pull these tights on...”

A man's logic reflects the tenacity of his character.

Example #1: If the doctor forbids smoking or drinking, under the threat of remaining childless, the guy will accept the diagnosis as befits a man - steadfastly, and will prefer to remain without children, but maintain his habits. It will also “wash away grief” as it should.

Example #2: I was doing some general cleaning in the apartment and, when I came across an old bedside table, I asked my husband to throw it away. Accusing me of wastefulness, he dragged it into the pantry, saying that he would rather nail it instead of a shelf. I didn’t object - the owner is a gentleman, and the shelf in the pantry has been needed for a long time. But, noticing that first a stool and then a small chair went into the pantry, she could not restrain herself and timidly advised her to use a stepladder. After a contemptuous snort and an offer to do it myself, since I’m so smart, I fell silent and decided not to interfere. After about 20 minutes, the rhythmic tapping of the hammer was replaced by a terrible roar and the scream of the faithful, obscenities and patter.

I run into the room - my husband is on the floor, under two stools and an ill-fated bedside table, sprinkled with plaster. And there is a hole in the wall. God bless her with the hole, alive - and, thank God. Giggling, I clear away my beloved from under the rubble and hear: “You’re always itching, I told you what the hell it’s worth, but no, nail a shelf, nail a shelf...”.

Male logic, jokes from life:

A story told by a man about how he tried to weigh a seriously overweight cat has long spread around the Internet. The vet recommended monitoring his weight and maintaining a diet. So, the hero of his own story tried to do this both in a bag from which the cat was escaping, and in a ziplock bag in which the cat was rushing about, so that the weighing results ranged from 0 to 40 kg, and lured the poor fellow onto the scales with a sausage . He tried everything he could, not agreeing to put up with the fact that with his IQ, he couldn’t do such a trivial task. In general, I used up all the hydrogen peroxide on scratches, turned over the floor of the apartment in pursuit of the cat, but could not find out its weight. The wife, who returned home, shrugged her shoulders in bewilderment and stood on the scales, measuring her weight. Then she picked up the cat and weighed herself again. She subtracted her own from the total weight, and without any problems told her man the exact weight of the cat.

But the funny thing about this story is not so much the victory of female logic over male logic, but rather the conclusions that the narrator made. Men's logic, in his opinion, is better, because they, men, create difficulties for themselves, and therefore, thus, strengthen their will! This is a man's view of logic.

The logic of a man has herd instincts.

A man, without the approval of the “boys,” will not take a step.

Example #1: An acquaintance quarreled with her boyfriend because he flatly refused to introduce her to friends. As it turned out, his company had a so-called “No Women” code - the guys were proud of exclusively one-time relationships and deeply despised “henpecked” and “weaklings” who started serious affairs. Having thrown, in the midst of a showdown, something in the spirit of “and if they all jump from the roof, will you too?”, the offended girl heard in response: “Don’t think, I’m not a wuss. It’s just easy to find a girl, but difficult to find a true friend.”

And most importantly, it didn’t even occur to me to think about whether friends are really real?

Example #2: The married couple had been planning to fly to America for permanent residence for a long time. I don’t think it’s worth talking about how much trouble it took. Well, they didn’t fly away anywhere. Hubby completely forgot about the departure of the plane, due to the fact that he and the men suddenly remembered that this day marked the anniversary of the release of Rogan beer, and, of course, they went to the ceremony. Really, well, how can you miss such an “important” event?

Male logic, jokes from life:

Having gone on a business trip for a couple of days, the woman left her four-year-old daughter with her husband. I left early in the morning, and when I called in the evening, I found that my daughter was home alone. Dad, you see, went fishing, not just anywhere, but by plane to Karelia! “What is it? – hubby was perplexed. – Sanya was supposed to fly with Vasko, but he broke his leg. I can’t leave my best friend alone, and why should the ticket go to waste! Oh, what, did you leave today? But I didn’t even notice...”

Men's logic is the logic of a freeloader.

Example #1: Men want to see in their woman: at work - a horse, in the kitchen - a chef, on weekdays - a silent person, on holidays - a comedian, in bed - a devil, and in life - an angel. And all this is one person!

Example #2: Purely male logic: it’s more comfortable from below, it’s freer from above, it’s funnier from the side, it’s safer from behind, standing faster, lying down is more comfortable, and safer alone...

Example #3: A man, in order to pull a softened piece of bread out of the kitchen sink, will put on gloves, arm himself with two forks, and for a long time, stubbornly, turning away with disgust, fish it out of there, muttering curses and reading lectures. After this, the man will wash his hands with soap at least twice, and for another week he will shudder at the mere memory of this most disgusting incident. However, he will grab the wheel of his favorite car with both hands without the slightest hesitation, and he doesn’t care that it is dirty, has driven through sewer spills and dog poop. Moreover, in a surge of tenderness, he can also kiss him and press him to his heart.

The logic of a man is the logic of a guardian.

Moreover, the woman is the keeper of the family hearth. And a man is the guardian of his beloved from the family hearth. Starting with hysterical panic in front of girls, due to the fact that they all supposedly dream of marrying them, and ending with incredible ingenuity from household chores, being already married. Remember the joke when a wife sends her husband to buy bread, and hearing in response: “This is not a man’s business,” she says: “Then let’s do a man’s business,” and hands him a skein. "Come on. Don't you understand jokes? Give me the bag!” - the denouement of the joke - here, male logic, in all its glory!

Example #1: Here's an example from life. A friend asked me to help with repairs. While two representatives of the fairer sex were moving heavy furniture and deftly climbing up to the ceiling with strips of wallpaper, the husband was lying on the sofa in the next room. Realizing that they would not be able to move the closet from its place, the owner of the apartment called her husband for help. He, without getting up from the sofa, said indignantly: “Do I need it?” The wife couldn’t stand it and went on the offensive: “What do you even want? Lying in front of the TV? To which he instantly retorted: “There are only bulls lying around the entrance.” Yes, he noticed that for sure. No woman would have thought of this.

Male logic is the logic of “romance”.

Example #1: I became convinced that we women, with our logic, simply cannot comprehend the male view of relationships. Here's an example from my own life. One day we were sitting with my ex, drinking coffee. We broke up a long time ago, all sorts of things happened, but now we have friendly relations. Having told me about the problems with his new passion, he dejectedly states:

- I don’t understand you women. Look: we have a wonderful relationship, we understand each other perfectly, we have fun together, you’re my type, I’m not a freak or a fool. So, how did this happen, why did we break up? What were you missing, what were you so mad about?
“We broke up because you constantly called me a slut and tried to grope me in public,” I answer.
- You are a fool! Was it really difficult to understand that this meant “I love you”!

Example #2: An unpredictable manifestation of a man’s logic is to start ignoring a girl when he realizes that he likes her.

Example #3: I asked a friend of mine, a high connoisseur of female beauty: “Why do men scrupulously evaluate female beauty, and then manage to choose ugly ones as life partners?” The answer turned out to be simply surprisingly logical: “When a man is confident in a woman’s love, he is interested in the degree of her beauty. But if a man doubts her feelings, he has no time to think about her appearance.”

Male logic, jokes and facts:

- He took it, offended the girl and then he himself was offended by her because she was offended.

– SMS: “For your sake, beloved, I am ready to jump into the abyss, swim across the ocean, overcome all difficulties and obstacles, I would fly to you on the wings of love.
P.S. I'll come on Sunday if it doesn't rain..."

– Difference: A man leaves quickly, but often returns. A woman thinks for a long time before leaving, but leaves forever.

– Male perspective: the weaker sex is much stronger than the stronger, due to the weakness of the stronger sex towards the weaker.

– A man’s view of women:

Example #1: A woman is a CAT, capable of giving any man a real DOG LIFE!

Example #2: Every man goes through three stages in his life:

1. At first, men believe that all women are DIFFERENT.
2. Then they are sure that women are all the SAME.
3. And, in the end, they realize that women are all the SAME, but there are DIFFERENT ones.

Example #3: A man must do three things in his life: plant a tree, build a house, raise a son.

A woman also has three things: cut down a tree, blow up a house and raise a daughter...

Example #4: If a woman cannot cope with all household responsibilities, she needs to be helped: get another woman to relieve the wife of marital responsibilities.

The logic of a man is the logic of a psychologist.

Example #1: Having gone to her friend Evgenia, the heroine of this story wrote an SMS to her beloved husband to inform him: “I WENT TO VISIT MY WIFE.” And literally a couple of minutes later I received the answer of my husband, who was seriously alarmed: “I DON’T UNDERSTAND. TO WHOSE WIFE. DO YOU HAVE A WIFE?!"

Example #2: The logic of a male doctor is generally unique. Amazingly scrupulous, meticulous, unmistakable male logic. You can even bet that if a mother and daughter come to an elderly doctor with the same illness, he will probably ask the older woman to only show her tongue, and the younger one to undress completely. Why? It’s a stupid question, and it’s a no brainer: an experienced doctor fears that the female body has evolved so much over the past years that there is a risk of misdiagnosis!

Example #3: In our company there is a kind of “specialist on women” who knows everything about what a real woman should be and loves to teach everyone from his experience. He recently left a girl he had been dating for several years for someone else. And he explained his choice by the fact that every woman must have a mystery, otherwise a man becomes bored with her. He so zealously argued that the new passion had this mystery, but the old one did not, that when a couple of months later he announced that he had abandoned this one too, I could not resist: “What about your theory with the mystery woman, it failed ?. “Why did it fail, that’s right! “There should be a mystery in a woman,” he calmly retorted, “and not a Japanese crossword puzzle in two volumes!”

The male gaze is aimed at the future.

Example #1: The man ran away from the registry office about three minutes before the ceremony. As it turned out, he was afraid that in twenty years his wife would become covered with wrinkles and gain weight like her mother-in-law - oh the horror! Agree, is a woman capable of such foresight?!

A woman’s view of men: Men are different, but the consequences are always the same...

Men's logic is unpredictable.

Example #1: An old acquaintance from the sandbox and school, Vovchik, boasted when we met that he had been living in a civil marriage with our classmate, Valka, for a couple of years. A couple of months later, he says: “I’m getting married!” - “On Valyukha! Class! Congratulations! Well done!” - “On what Valyukha?!” - Destroying me with a look, as if I had insulted him to the depths of my soul, Vova was indignant: “I’m marrying Katya!” I was a little taken aback and asked in an apologetic tone: “Have you met her for a long time?” - “Yes, it’s been three months the other day.”

Example #2: Dear women, be extremely specific with men, express yourself clearly and clearly, otherwise you risk getting into embarrassment. A friend of mine had a fight with her husband, came back the next day, cried and said: “She’s on her way home from work, went to the supermarket, calls and asks, can my dear buy something? I said to him: “Kitty, buy something tasty!”, He said to me: “What is something, Bunny?” I say: “I don’t know, Lapul, well, look at something tasty there.” He again, “what, what,” as I felt, was mocking me! Well, how do I know what is there today: maybe fresh cakes, maybe sweets or something else? Well, what do you think he got it? 6 kilograms of live fish! You imagine?! I spent half a day cleaning this smelly crap! “Are you kidding me?” - I ask, so he was also offended, went to his friend and got drunk! We haven’t spoken for two days.”

Male logic, jokes:

A man has decided to get married, but how can he choose one of the three girls who are in love with him? I decided to conduct a check and gave each of them $500 to see how they handled things. The first spent everything on herself, the second - on him, and the third - invested money in the business. The man thought, weighed the pros and cons - and married the one with larger breasts.

The logic of a man is the logic of a true philosopher.

Do you know at least one woman philosopher? That’s it, it’s an exclusively male parish. Do you know why? Because women are simply not capable of completing a thought: they will certainly be interrupted by runaway milk, or a child crying for no reason at all. Men are not threatened by such little things; they think globally, and therefore more logically.

It is men who give things the right names. Calling, for example, sex outside of marriage love pleasures, and in marriage – marital duty. It is men who have never given birth and know that it is better to give birth once than to shave every day. It is men who are able to selflessly prove their rights to dominance in relationships every time, because Eve was the first to sin. It is men who will find 1000 and one reasons to prove that women are to blame for all their troubles, and even wars are all, without exception, because of us. It is men who are able, sitting over a beer with friends, to discuss for hours that “all women are whores,” and to punch their best friend’s face if he calls his woman that, because his woman is definitely not like that.

Male logic, jokes:

Women's logic is logical logic, by definition it is more logical than men's logical logic. Women's logic cannot be explained, because men's logic is unable to find any logical explanation for this logic.

He:
- All men are bastards!
She:
– What about you, you’re also a bastard?!
He:
– I’m actually a rare bastard!
She:
- How did I marry you then?
He:
- But now, my dear, you have come close to understanding the fact why women are fools!

Men's logic is logical.

Example #1: A girl gets into the car with her boyfriend. He sees that he is seriously saddened by something. She is worried and asks:

– Did something happen? What happened to you?
- I have a problem…
- What's happened?
“Here, listen... Listen carefully,” and turns on the radio with the song “Baby.”

The girl listens dumbfounded: “Your baby is growing beyond his years and is already reading syllables,
a mischievous and kind boy is your baby...” Tears well up in her eyes, a lump in her throat from resentment: and when did he just manage to do so, they have been together for so many years!? And he sadly says to her:

- You hear that, right? Does the right speaker seem to be noisy?

The further development of events, in my opinion, is quite logical, and, if we remain honest, on both sides: she called him an idiot, loudly slammed the door of his favorite car and left; and he was left wondering “what was it, how can I understand these women?..”.

Example #2: The group rushed to the dacha over the weekend. The girl and her friend are stingy, they are driving, they are in a hurry to quickly escape from the stuffy city and for once into nature. She, sitting in a short white dress, suddenly realizes that her period has begun. Confusedly, he tries to explain to his friend that his stomach hurts and that he urgently needs to go to the pharmacy. He mocks me, like I need to eat less, and so on. Then he freaks out that they are already waiting for them, there is no time, you will have to wait until the dacha. Angry at his lack of understanding, she says:

- Idiot, my period started...
– Judging by your psychos, they never stopped!
– Do you hear, smart guy, I’m bleeding!
- Oh, give me some ammonia... I'm afraid of blood...
- I'm serious!
– To be honest, in principle I am not inclined to trust creatures that bleed for a whole week and at the same time remain alive...
- Are you kidding? Do you want me to fix your car?

After this threat, he suddenly became serious and puzzled. Arriving at the pharmacy, I tried to get out of going “for women’s belongings” on my own, but after much persuasion, I finally agreed to go get pads. To the question, “Which ones should I take?”, she gave up “any” - she didn’t care anymore, as long as it was faster. When he returned half an hour later, she was incredibly surprised that he bought exactly what he needed:

- How did you guess. Did the pharmacist recommend it?
- No, I myself know which ones are needed!
- Where?
- Yes, in the army we glued these pads to the insoles to prevent our feet from sweating. Well, I figured that the 45 would be too big for you, so I took the 38...

Male logic, jokes:

When leaving on a business trip, the husband gives his wife money. Then he figures something out in his mind and tells her:
- Be careful not to waste it.

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Male logic: drive while drunk, but wear your seat belt. You never know, what if the cops...

Husband to wife:
- Honey, have you locked your computer?
- Yes.
- Well, what is the password now?
– Our wedding date, dear.
- Damn…

Male perspective: A man will never get a truthful answer from a woman. She suddenly has a girl’s memory, then personal secrets, and then completely senile insanity.

Unpredictability is a woman’s main trump card, with which she easily beats any card of male logic...

A little more about male “illogicality”:

Try to think first. Answers to the problems are below.

1. Tight sweater.
Why is it so much easier to take off a tight sweater without taking off your glasses than to put it on?

2. Kozma Prutkov’s problem.

Kozma Prutkov has a short fable called “The Shepherd, the Milk and the Reader”:

One day a shepherd was carrying milk somewhere,
It's so terribly far away
Why didn't I come back?
Reader! Didn't you come across him?

And, when reading this quatrain, I remember this very ancient problem, to which the majority gives the answer very quickly and very incorrectly:
TASK: If you go northeast all the time, where will you end up?
But before you write an answer, you should think about it, right? And having solved this simple problem, think about the second question:
Will the path be endless?

3. Dashing Cossacks.
Two young Cossacks, both dashing riders, often bet with each other who would outrun whom. More than once one or the other was the winner, and finally they got tired of it.
“That’s it,” said Gregory, “let’s argue the other way around.” Let the bet go to the one whose horse arrives at the appointed place second, and not first.
- OK! - Mikhail answered.
The Cossacks rode out to the steppe on their horses. There were a lot of spectators: everyone wanted to look at such a curiosity. One old Cossack began to count, clapping his hands:
- One two Three!..
The debaters, of course, are not moving. The spectators began to laugh, judge and argue, and decided that such a dispute was impossible and that the disputants would stand in place, as they say, until the end of time. Then a gray-haired old man, who had seen different species in his lifetime, approached the crowd.
- What's the matter? - he asks.
He was told to.
- Hey! - says the old man, - now I’ll whisper to them such a word that they’ll jump like they’ve been scalded...
And indeed... The old man approached the Cossacks, said something to them, and half a minute later the Cossacks were already rushing across the steppe at full speed, trying to overtake each other, but the one whose horse came second still won the bet.
What did the old man say?

4. Puzzle for a climber.
There is a man at the top of a 100-meter-high cliff. Exactly in the middle of the rock (at an altitude of 50 meters) a tree grows. A man has a rope 75 meters long and a knife with which he can cut the rope. How can he get down from the cliff?

5. How many revolutions?
There are two identical coins on the table. Let one of them lie motionless, and the other rolls around it, constantly touching it. How many revolutions around its axis will the second coin make, going once around the stationary coin?

6. Baseball tournament.
97 baseball teams participate in the annual tournament. In this tournament, the winner is selected using the old elimination system. That is, these 97 teams are divided into pairs and the teams of each pair play against each other. After the losing teams are eliminated, the winners are paired again, and so on. How many games must be played to determine the champion?

7. Biochemistry task.
You are a biochemist working with a twelve-well centrifuge. This is a device that has 12 equal-sized slots around a central axis into which you place samples of the chemicals you need to mix. When the machine is turned on, the samples rotate around a central axis and turn into a homogeneous liquid. To ensure that the samples are well mixed, they should be placed in a balanced manner across the 12 slots. For example, if you want to mix 4 substances, then they can be placed in slots 3, 6, 9, and 12 (assuming that the slots are numbered, just like the numbers on the clock). Is it possible to mix five substances in such a centrifuge?

8. Bouquet of flowers.
How many flowers do I have if all but two of them are roses, all but two are tulips, and all but two are daisies?

9. How to transfer a valuable item?
You want to send a valuable item to a friend. You have a box that is larger than the item itself. You have several padlocks with keys. The box has a ring(s) that are more than sufficient for a lock. But your friend doesn't have the keys to any of your locks. What to do?
Note: You cannot send the key in an unlocked box as it may be copied.

10. Question logic.
What question cannot a logician answer “No”?

Answers:

1. When a person takes off a sweater, he holds it by the collar and thus stretches the collar in front of him. And when putting on a sweater, the effect is the opposite.

2. If you go northeast all the time, you will come to the north pole. The path will not be endless, and this is easily proven. Indeed, if we go with speed v, then in our case we will constantly approach the pole with speed v/sqrt(2), regardless of the latitude of the area. Since the distance from any point on the earth’s surface to the pole is finite, our path is finite.

3. The old man whispered to the Cossacks: “Change your seats.” They understood, each immediately mounted his opponent’s horse, and each now drove at full speed the other person’s horse, on which he was sitting, so that his own horse would come second.

4. The rope should be divided into 2 parts: 25 meters and 50. At the top of the rock you need to fasten a piece of rope 25 meters long and tie a loop at the other end. Thread the other part of the rope through the loop so that the loop divides it in half. The total length of the resulting rope will be 25 + 50/2 = 50 meters. With its help, a person will go down the tree and pull out a 50-meter part of the rope, folded in half, from the loop. Having secured it to a tree, you can safely descend to the ground.

5. The second coin will rotate twice around its axis.

6. Of course 96

7.You can! To do this, you need to divide each sample into two parts, after which you will have 10 samples, naturally placing them is very simple: leave slots 12 and 6 empty, fill the rest.

8. a) Three flowers: a rose, a tulip and a daisy.
b) Two flowers: gladiolus and chamomile

9. Place the item in the box and lock it. Send the box to a friend. The friend also locks the box with his own lock and sends the box to you; You open your lock and send the box to a friend. He opens his lock

10. Is there a question to which you will answer “no”?

Trick riddles are riddles with a common question and a non-standard answer. At first glance, the answer may seem strange and incorrect, but if you read the riddle more carefully and think about the answer, it will turn out to be quite logical. Riddles with a trick, as a rule, are not without a sense of humor. Not only do they develop quick wit and out-of-the-box thinking, but they are also fun. Tell tricky riddles to your friends and relatives, have a fun and useful time.

The same person always came to the football match. Before the game started, he guessed the score. How did he do it?
Answer: Before the game starts the score is always 0:0
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More than an hour, less than a minute.
Answer: Seconds (hand of some watch models)
Tag. Anna
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What language is spoken silently?
Answer: Sign language
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Why is the stop valve on trains red and on airplanes blue?
Answer: Many will say: “I don’t know.” Experienced people will answer: “There are no stop valves on airplanes.” In fact, airplanes have a stop valve in the cockpit.
Makarova Valentina, Moscow
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The boy paid 11 rubles for a bottle with a cork. A bottle costs 10 rubles more than a cork. How much does a cork cost?
Answer: 50 kopecks
Orlov Maxim, Moscow
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One French writer really disliked the Eiffel Tower, but always dined there (on the first level of the tower). How did he explain this?
Answer: This is the only place in all of vast Paris from where it is not visible
Borovitsky Vyacheslav, Kaliningrad
39949

In which city is a man's name and cardinal direction hidden?
Answer: Vladivostok
Mezhuleva Yulia
46278

Seven sisters are at the dacha, where each is busy with some kind of business. The first sister is reading a book, the second is cooking, the third is playing chess, the fourth is solving Sudoku, the fifth is doing the laundry, the sixth is taking care of the plants. What does the seventh sister do?
Answer: Plays chess
Gobozov Alexey, Sochi
45722

Why do they often walk, but rarely drive?
Answer: By stairs
184849

It goes uphill, then downhill, but stays in place.
Answer: Road
143664

Which word has 5 "e"s and no other vowels?
Answer: Migrant
Radaev Evgeniy, Petrozavodsk
42213

Two people approach the river. There is a boat at the shore that can only support one. Both people crossed to the opposite bank. How?
Answer: They were on different banks
25 25, Vladivostok
31545

Vasily, Peter, Semyon and their wives Natalya, Irina, Anna are 151 years old together. Each husband is 5 years older than his wife. Vasily is 1 year older than Irina. Natalya and Vasily are 48 years old together, Semyon and Natalya are 52 years old together. Who is married to whom, and how old is someone? (Age must be expressed in whole numbers).
Answer: Vasily (26) - Anna (21); Peter (27) - Natalya (22); Semyon (30) - Irina (25).
Chelyadinskaya Victoria, Minsk
19418

Jackdaws flew and sat on sticks. If they sit down one at a time, there’s an extra jackdaw; if they sit down in twos, there’s an extra stick. How many sticks were there and how many jackdaws were there?
Answer: Three sticks and four jackdaws
Baranovsky Sergey, Polotsk
26404

Where does it happen that a horse jumps over a horse?
Answer: In chess
)))))))) Renesmee, L.A.
36975

What table has no legs?
Answer: Dietary
Boyko Sasha, Volchikha
31321

Do not write anything or use a calculator. Take 1000. Add 40. Add another thousand. Add 30. Another 1000. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What happened?
Answer: 5000? Wrong. The correct answer is 4100. Try using a calculator.
Ivanova Daria, Daria
34493

How can a person not sleep for 8 days?
Answer: Sleep at night
Sone4ka0071, Sosnogorsk
35299

What animal do people walk on and cars drive over?
Answer: Zebra
Tanya Kostryukova, Saransk
27512

Which word uses “no” 100 times?
Answer: Moans
Muslimova Sabina, Dagestan (Derbent)
32714

What's an elephant without a nose?
Answer: Chess
Ksenia Prokopieva, Moscow
28492

Mr. Mark was found murdered in his office. The cause turned out to be a bullet wound to the head. Detective Robin, examining the murder scene, found a cassette recorder on the table. And when he turned it on, he heard Mr. Mark's voice. He said: “This is Mark speaking. Jones just called me and said that in ten minutes he would be here to shoot me. There is no use in running. I know this footage will help the police arrest Jones. I hear his footsteps on the stairs. The door opens..." The assistant detective suggested that Jones be arrested on suspicion of murder. But the detective did not follow his assistant's advice. As it turns out, he was right. Jones was not the killer, as was stated on the tape. Question: why did the detective become suspicious?
Answer: The tape in the recorder was reviewed at the beginning. Moreover, Jones would have taken the tape.
Katarina, Moscow
11246

Sherlock Holmes was walking down the street. And suddenly he saw a dead woman lying on the ground. He walked over, opened her bag and took out her phone. Tel. in the book he found her husband's number. He called. Speaks:
- Come here urgently. Your wife has died. And after a while the husband arrives. He looks at his wife and says:
- Oh, honey, what happened to you???
And then the police arrive. Sherlock points his finger at the woman's husband and says:
- Arrest this man. He was the one who killed her. Question: Why did Sherlock think that?
Answer: Because Sherlock didn't tell her husband the address
Tusupova Aruzhan
19459

Two fifth-graders Petya and Alyonka are walking home from school and talking.
“When the day after tomorrow becomes yesterday,” said one of them, “then today will be as far from Sunday as the day that was today, when the day before yesterday was tomorrow.” What day of the week did they talk?
Answer: On Sunday
Khrushka, Ololoshkino
14506

There is a rich house and a poor one. They are burning. Which house will the police extinguish?
Answer: Police don't put out fires, fires are put out by firefighters
81817

What route has no one ever walked or ridden before?
Answer: Milky Way
Tikhonova Inessa, Aktyubinsk
24124

How many years are there in a year?
Answer: one (summer)
Maksim, Penza
29614

What kind of stopper can't stop any bottle?
Answer: Road
Volchenkova Nastya, Moscow
24645

In what word is the drink and natural phenomenon “hidden”?
Answer: Grapes
Anufrienko Dasha, Khabarovsk
24126

What sign must be placed between 6 and 7 so that the result is less than 7 and greater than 6?
Answer: Comma
Mironova Violetta, Saratov
21215

Without what can nothing ever happen?
Answer: Untitled
Anyutka, Omsk
24919

Union, number then preposition -
That's the whole charade.
And so that you can find the answer,
We need to remember about rivers.
Answer: i-sto-k
Nazgulichka, Ufa
17305

What muscle is the strongest in the human body?
Answer: The common belief is language. In fact, it is the calf and masseter muscles.
Anonymous
18990

You can tie it, but you can’t untie it.
Answer: Conversation
Dasha, Chelyabinsk
23122

To what mere mortal does even the president take off his hat?
Answer: Hairdresser
Nastya Slesarchuk, Moscow
21787

How to put 2 liters of milk in a liter jar?
Answer: Turn it into cottage cheese
Anonymous
18985

Once upon a time there lived an orphan girl in a thicket; she had only two kittens, two puppies, three parrots, a turtle and a hamster with a hamster who was supposed to give birth to 7 hamsters. The girl went to get food. She goes through the forest, field, forest, field, field, forest, forest, field. She came to the store, but there was no food there. It goes further, through the forest, forest, field, field, forest, field, forest, field, forest, field, field, forest. And the girl fell into the hole. If she gets out, dad will die. If she stays there, mom will die. You can't dig a tunnel. What should she do?
Answer: She is an orphan
I'm Yulechka, Omsk
14750

They are metallic and liquid. What are we talking about?
Answer: Nails
Babicheva Alena, Moscow
15704

How to write "duck" in 2 cells?
Answer: In the 1st - the letter “y”, in the 2nd - a dot.
Sigunova 10 years old Valeria, Zheleznogorsk
21572

Name a word in which one letter is a prefix, the second is a root, the third is a suffix, and the fourth is an ending.
Answer: Gone: u (prefix), sh (root), l (suffix), a (ending).
Little Daniel
15145

Guess the riddle: who has the heel behind the nose?
Answer: Shoes
Lina, Donetsk
18346

There were 20 people on the bus. At the first stop 2 people got off and 3 people got on, at the next - 1 got off and 4 got on, at the next - 5 got off and 2 got on, at the next - 2 got off and 1 got on, at the next - 9 got off and no one got on, at the next - 2 more came out. Question: how many stops were there?
Answer: The answer to the riddle is not that important. This is a riddle with an unexpected question. While you are telling the riddle, the guesser begins to mentally count the number of people on the bus, and at the end of the riddle, with a question about the number of stops, you will puzzle him.
41422

There lived a husband and wife. The husband had his own room in the house, which he forbade his wife to enter. The key to the room was in the bedroom chest of drawers. They lived like this for 10 years. And so the husband went on a business trip, and the wife decided to come into this room. She took the key, opened the room, and turned on the light. The wife walked around the room, then saw a book on the table. She opened it and heard someone opening the door. She closed the book, turned off the light and locked the room, putting the key in the chest of drawers. It's my husband who came. He took the key, opened the room, did something in it and asked his wife: “Why did you go there?”
How did the husband guess?
Answer: My husband touched the light bulb, it was hot.
SLEPTSOVA VIKUSIA, OMSK
12462

A husband and wife, a brother and sister, and a husband and brother-in-law were walking. How many people are there in total?
Answer: 3 people
Arkharov Mikhail, Orekhovo-Zuevo
15549

This name in full sounds like Danuta. What is it abbreviated as?
Answer: Dana
Hanukova Danuta, Bryansk
13564

A river that “fits” in your mouth?
Answer: Gum
Bezusova Anastasia, Overyata village

1. Three turtles are crawling along a plane.
One says: there are no turtles in front of me, but two are crawling behind me.
Another says: there is one turtle in front of me and one behind me.
The remaining one says: two turtles are crawling in front of me and two behind me.
Question: In what case can this happen?
(Answer: In case the third turtle is pi$#it.)

2. Small, yellow, he opens the door.
(Bruce Lee.)

3. What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one?
(A young bachelor cleans his house to invite a woman, and an old bachelor invites a woman to his house to clean it up.)
4. Winter, forest, everything is covered with snow. A crushed penis lies on a large icy stump. What is this?
(Winter has finally arrived.)

5. Small wrinkled, every woman has it.
(Highlight.)

6. How many peas can fit into one glass?
(Not at all, because peas don’t move.)

7. A hedgehog runs across the lawn, trudges, laughs. Why does he laugh?
(Because the grass tickles the pussy.)

8. A hedgehog runs across the lawn and cries. Why is he crying?
(The grass was mowed.)

9. Two nails fell into the water. What is the Georgian's last name?
(Rusted.)

10. A hippopotamus flew across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran along the ground behind him. The hunter fired and the hippo fell on him. Who is still alive?
(Elephant, because he flew out later.)

11. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. This is a hardware problem; programmers cannot solve them.)

12. Name a word that has 40 vowels.
(Forty (forty "A".)

13. Alone in the sky,
Not in the ground
And the woman has two of them.
(Letter B.)

14. How do day and night end?
(Soft sign.)

15. We are daring guys, we climb into the cracks of the sex.
(Cockroaches.)

16. What is it: hanging on the wall and smelling?
(Clock: the cuckoo died in it.)

17. What is a small, white thing that sucks blood?
(Tampon.)

18. What is it - sitting on a tree, black and croaking? Starting with the letter Sh.
(Crow. Why on Ш? Because she pretended to be a hose.)

19. What is small, white, flies and buzzes? Starting with the letter B.
(Fly. Why on B? Because she’s blonde.)

20. Quietly approached from behind,
He stuck it in twice and walked away.
(Slippers.)

21. Hair on hair, body on body - a dark matter begins.
(Eye closes.)

22. What is 100 x%ev and one rope?
(Barge Haulers on the Volga.)

23. What is 100 ropes and one x%y?
(Parachutist.)

24. What is 100x%ev and 100 ropes?
(Barge haulers on parachutes.)

25. What is it:
Running around the ceiling, sucking lamps?
(Ceiling lamp sucker.)

26. Hanging - dangling, called three letters. In the middle is "U".
(Shower.)

27. What is:
Two ends, two rings?
(Gay wedding.)

28. Why did Lenin wear boots, and Stalin wear boots?
(On the ground.)

29. Why don't elephants fly?
(By air.)

30. How is a person different from a locomotive?
(The locomotive first whistles, then starts moving, and the man first starts moving, and then walks and whistles.)
31. A hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he end up?
(To the police.)

32. It nourishes in the fall, warms in the winter, cheers in the spring, cools in the summer.
(Vodka.)

33. Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?
(To the other side of the road.)

34. The boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps?
(Only one, because his second one is already broken.)

35. What is it: a little bald thing running through the forest?
(Hedgehog. Why bald? Escaped from Chernobyl.)

36. Doesn't bark, doesn't bite, and doesn't let him into the house.
(The wife does not let her drunken husband in.)

37. What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from?
(From empty.)

38. Four brothers stand under one roof.
(Mafia.)

39. Who is this - small, lives in the ground, starts with "Sh"?
(Scarlet.)

40. White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
(Dead body.)

41. What word always sounds wrong?
(The word "wrong".)

42. Ivashka stands on one leg.
(Disabled person.)

43. Why does the priest buy a hat?
(Because they don’t give it for nothing.)

44. Under what tree does the hare sit when it rains?
(Under the wet.)

45. What do money and a coffin have in common?
(Both are first nailed down and then lowered.)

46. ​​Two ends, two rings, and in the middle there are carnations.
(Victim of a maniac.)

47. Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
(Spare.)

48. What is it: small, black, hitting the glass?
(Baby in the oven.)

49. How many babies can fit in a double stroller?
(And this, depending on how you chop it...)

50. What is it: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Climber.)

51. Red head - works smartly.
(Woodpecker.)

52. What is: first white, then zh-zh-zhik, and red?
(The neighbor's poodle is in the mixer.)

53. No windows, no doors, and a Jew sitting inside? What is this?
(Sarah is pregnant.)

54. What is it: small, green, standing on the panel?
(Prostitute from another planet.)

55. Dangling on a rope, called “Z”.
(Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya.)

56. Who will get to the refrigerator faster - a mouse or an elephant?
(Mouse. She will come on a bicycle.)

57. How can you tell if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?
(There should be a bicycle next to the refrigerator.)

58. What is: green, bald and jumping?
(Soldier at the disco.)

59. What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?
(Trolleybus.)

60. Hair, hair..., and in the middle there is sausage.
(Corn.)

61. He left his grandfather, and left his grandmother...
(Sex.)

62. What is it: power lies, but water runs?
(The deputy is given an enema.)

63. What is it - green, press the button - red?
(Frog in a mixer.)

64. Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat and felt boots?
(Chukchi Father Frost.)

65. What is it: gold coins falling from a branch?
(A common occurrence in the land of fools.)

66. What kind of blacksmiths forge in the forest?
(Who the hell knows!)

67. Dry-wedge, wet-wedge?
(Wet wedge, damn it!)

68. The goose barked all over Rus'.
(Swan.)

69. What is: two bellies, four ears?
(Cat wedding.)

70. Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
(Lack of youth in rural areas.)

71. How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
(Both.)

72. Why is it warm for women in stockings in winter, and cold for men in jeans?
(Because the men have a lousy heater, and the women have a lousy one.)

73. What can you get off a naked secretary?
(Naked boss.)

74. What is it: walking on the wall and playing?
(A fly with a player in his ears.)

75. When a woman raises her leg, what do you see? Five letters, starts with P and ends with A.
(Heel.)

76. How fast should a dog run so as not to hear the clink of a frying pan tied to its tail?
(The dog must stand. This task in the company is immediately identified by the physicist: the physicist answers that it needs to run at supersonic speed.)

77. A bald hedgehog is walking - how old is he?
(18 - he is drafted into the army.)

78. I take it in two hands,
I put it between my legs,
I've been sweating for five minutes,
and then I go crazy.
(Exercise bike.)

79. Why are you looking at me, undress, I’m yours.
(Bed.)
(Option: Hanger.)

80. With claws, not a bird, it flies and swears.
(Electrician.)

81. Small, gray, looks like an elephant.
(Baby elephant.)

82. What is it like: sitting on the ceiling, chewing on a light bulb?
(Ceiling lamp chewer.)

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Positive psychology 16.01.2018

Dear readers, who among us has not solved funny riddles at holidays or other events, and everyone will probably agree that this makes everyone present laugh like nothing else. And the point is not even to give exactly the correct answer. Individual jokers, shouting out incorrect but witty answers, stage entire performances in this way, causing even more laughter.

Although interesting logic riddles with a trick can be not only fun and funny, but also complex and serious. You can think about these things, rack your brains, and test yourself for attentiveness and intelligence. And although we have long forgotten about such a pastime, why not sometimes get together with friends and look for the correct answers to such logical puzzles?

In a word, riddles with a trick and logic can be chosen for any occasion in order to spend time both fun and useful.

Simple tricky logic riddles with answers

Simple riddles with a trick are perfect for children's matinees and fun walks with children on the weekend.

A and B were sitting on the pipe. A went abroad, B sneezed and went to the hospital. What's left on the pipe?
(Letter B, and I went to the hospital)

How to jump from a ten-meter ladder without breaking?
(Jump off the first step)

There were 3 birch trees.
Each birch has 7 large branches.
Each large branch has 7 small branches.
There are 3 apples on each small branch.
How many apples are there in total?
(Not a single one. Apples don’t grow on birch trees)

The train travels at a speed of 70 km/h. Which direction will the smoke fly?
(The train has no smoke)

Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
(No, ostriches don't talk)

What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from?
(Out of empty)

Where were potatoes first discovered?
(In the ground)

Name five days without naming them by numbers or by the names of the days of the week.
(The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow)

Without what can nothing ever happen?
(Untitled)

What do they always talk about in the future tense?
(About tomorrow)

How can you bow your head without lowering it down?
(By cases)

What only a father always gives to his children and what a mother can never give them?
(Surname)

The more you take from it, the bigger it becomes.
(Pit)

Complex logic riddles with a trick and answers

To guess which answer is correct, you need to be able to look at the familiar from an unusual angle. And this is a good exercise and test for the ability to expand the boundaries of thinking.

When you see everything, you don’t see her. And when you don’t see anything, you see her.
(Darkness)

One brother eats and goes hungry, and the other goes and disappears.
(Fire and smoke)

I am water and I swim on water. Who am I?
(Ice floe)

What cannot be held for even ten minutes, although it is lighter than a feather?
(Breath)

There are roads - you can’t drive, there is land - you can’t plow, there are meadows - you can’t mow, there is no water in the rivers and seas. What is this?
(Geographic map)

What can't a magnifying glass magnify in a triangle?
(Angles)

From birth, everyone is dumb and crooked.
They will stand in a row and start talking!
(Letters)

It can be light or heavy, but it weighs nothing.
It can be fast and slow, but does not walk, does not run, does not fly.
What is this?
(Music)

Lying on his back - no one needs him.
Lean it against the wall - it will come in handy.
(Ladder)

The more there are, the less weight. What is this?
(Holes)

How to put 2 liters of milk in a liter jar?
(Turn it into cottage cheese)

The same person always came to the football match. Before the game started, he guessed the score. How did he do it?
(Before the start of the game the score is always 0:0)

To start using it, you need to break it.
(Egg. It is used for cooking)

She can age in just a couple of hours. She benefits people while killing herself. Wind and water can save her from death. What it is?
(Candle)

Complex and big logic riddles with a trick

These riddles are like whole stories, but the answers to them are quite simple and logical, once you grasp their essence.

One woman lived in a twelve-room apartment. She had a clock in every room. One Saturday evening in late October, she set all the clocks to daylight saving time and went to bed. When she woke up the next morning, she discovered that only two dials showed the correct time. Explain.

(Ten of the twelve clocks were electronic. There was a power surge at night and the clocks went wrong. And only two clocks were mechanical, which is why they showed the correct time the next morning)

In a certain country there are two cities. In one of them live only people who always tell the truth, in the other - only those who always lie. They all go to visit each other, that is, in any of these two cities you can meet both an honest person and a liar.
Let's say you find yourself in one of these cities. How, by asking one single question to the first person you meet, can you determine which city you are in - the city of honest people or the city of liars?

(“Are you in your city?” The answer “yes” will always mean that you are in the city of honest people, no matter who you come across)

According to some information received by the San Francisco police, one could conclude that a theft of the jewels of the millionaire's wife, Mrs. Anderson, was being prepared. Mrs. Anderson lived in one of the first-class hotels. Apparently, the criminal who planned the crime also lived here. A detective was on duty in Mrs. Anderson's room for several days in the hope of capturing the villain, but to no avail. Mrs. Anderson had already begun to make fun of him, when suddenly the following happened. In the evening someone knocked on the door of the room. Then the door opened and a man looked into the room. When he saw Mrs. Anderson, he apologized, saying that he had the wrong door.

“I was absolutely sure that this was my room,” he said embarrassedly. - After all, all the doors are so similar to one another.

Then the detective emerged from the ambush and arrested the stranger. What could convince the detective that there was an intruder in front of him?

(The man knocked. This means he was not going to his room)

The traveler did not sleep for a whole day. Finally he got to the hotel and got a room.

“Please wake me up at seven sharp,” he asked the receptionist.

“Don’t worry,” the receptionist reassured him. “I’ll definitely wake you up, just don’t forget to call me, and I’ll come and knock on your door in an instant.”

“I will be very grateful to you,” the traveler thanked him. “You’ll get twice as much in the morning,” he added, handing the receptionist a tip.

Find the mistake in this story.

(To call the receptionist, the traveler will have to wake up first)

A skyscraper with 230 floors was built in Murom. The higher the floor, the more residents. At the very top (230th floor) 230 people live. Only one lives on the first floor. Name the most pressed elevator button.

(First floor button)

Eight twin brothers escaped to a country house for the weekend, and everyone found something to do to their liking. The first is busy picking apples, the second goes fishing, the third heats the bathhouse, the fourth plays chess, the fifth cooks dinner, the sixth watches TV series about cops on his laptop all day, the seventh discovered the artist in himself and draws the surrounding landscapes. What is the eighth brother doing at this time?

(Plays chess with fourth brother)

In France, there was a literary worker who hated the Eiffel Tower, especially how terrible it looked. At the same time, when he was hungry, he always visited the catering establishment located on the first floor of this architectural symbol of Paris. How is this behavior explained?

(Only in this restaurant, looking out the window, he did not see the Eiffel Tower)

The very famous English writer Bernard Shaw once visited a restaurant with his colleague. They were talking to each other and did not want anyone to disturb them. The orchestra conductor comes up to Shaw and asks him: “What should we play in your honor?”

Shaw, of course, did not want any music and responded very wittily, he said: “I would be very grateful to you if you would play ...”

What do you think Bernard Shaw proposed to the orchestra conductor to play?

(He invited the conductor to play a game of chess)

Tricky riddles with a trick and answers

Listen carefully or read the tricky riddles yourself. Indeed, in some of them the answers lie right on the surface.

The pear is hanging - you can’t eat it. Not a light bulb.
(This is someone else's pear)

What is a dietary egg?
(This is an egg laid by a hen on a diet)

Imagine that you are sailing on the sea in a boat. Suddenly the boat starts to sink, you find yourself in the water, and sharks swim up to you. What to do to save yourself from sharks?
(Stop imagining it)

Olga Nikolaevna finally had her dream come true: she bought herself a new bright red car. The next day, going to work, Olga Nikolaevna, moving on the left side of the road, turned left at a red light, not paying attention to the “No Turn” sign, and to top it all off, she did not fasten her seat belt.

The guard standing at the intersection saw all this, but he didn’t even stop Olga Nikolaevna to at least check her driver’s license. Why?

(Because she walked to work)

A crow is sitting on a branch. What should be done to saw off a branch without disturbing the crow?
(Wait for her to fly away)

When the ram reaches his eighth year, what will happen?
(The ninth will go)

A wild boar climbed a pine tree with four legs and came down with three. How can this be?
(Boars cannot climb trees)

A child was born into a black family in the Congo: all white, even his teeth were snow-white. What's wrong here?
(Children are born without teeth)

You are sitting on an airplane, there is a horse in front of you, and a car behind you. Where are you at?
(On the carousel)

The word is given with four letters, but it can also be written with three letters.
You can usually write it in six letters and then in five letters.
Originally it contained eight letters, and occasionally consists of seven letters.
(“Given”, “it”, “usually”, “then”, “born”, “occasionally”)

The hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he end up?
(To the police)

Which hand should you use to stir tea?
(Tea should be stirred with a spoon, not with your hand)

What does a watchman do when a sparrow sits on his head?
(sleeping)

What is the fear of Santa Claus coming called?
(Claustrophobia)

What's not in a woman's handbag?
(About)

New Year's dinner is being prepared. The housewife prepares the food. What does she throw into the pan before adding food?
(Sight)

3 turtles are crawling.
The first turtle says: “Two turtles are crawling behind me.”
The second turtle says: “One turtle is crawling behind me and one turtle is crawling in front of me.”
And the third turtle: “Two turtles are crawling in front of me and one turtle is crawling behind me.”
How can this be?
(Turtles crawl in a circle)

Mathematical riddles with a trick and answers

And this section contains riddles for those who love and respect mathematics. Be careful!

Which is correct? Is five plus seven "eleven" or "eleven"?
(Twelve)

There were 3 rabbits in the cage. Three girls asked to give them one rabbit each. Each girl was given a rabbit. And yet there was only one rabbit left in the cage. How did this happen?
(One girl was given a rabbit along with a cage)

Alice wrote the number 86 on a piece of paper and asked her friend Irishka: “Can you increase this number by 12 and show me the answer without crossing out or adding anything?” Irishka did it. Can you?
(Turn over the paper and you will see 98)

There are 70 sheets of paper on the table. For every 10 seconds you can count 10 sheets.
How many seconds will it take to count 50 sheets?
(20 seconds: 70 - 10 - 10 = 50)

A man bought apples for 5 rubles apiece, but sold them for 3 rubles apiece. After some time, he became a millionaire. How did he do it?
(He was a billionaire)

The professor decided to treat his friends to his signature vegetable salad. For this he needed 3 peppers and the same number of tomatoes; There are fewer cucumbers than tomatoes, but more than radishes.
How many different vegetables did the professor use in the salad?
(9)

In the room there were 12 chickens, 3 rabbits, 5 puppies, 2 cats, 1 rooster and 2 hens.
The owner came here with his dog. How many legs are there in the room?
(The owner has two legs - animals have paws)

The geese went to water in single file (one after the other). One goose looked forward - there were 17 heads in front of him. He looked back and there were 42 paws behind him. How many geese went to water?
(39: 17 ahead, 21 behind, plus that goose that turned its head)

Experienced players Kolya and Seryozha played chess, but in the five games they played, each of them blew exactly five times. How did this happen?
(Kolya and Seryozha played with a third person. Another option was to draw 5 times)

Do not write anything or use a calculator. Take 1000. Add 40. Add another thousand. Add 30. Another 1000. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What happened?
(5000? Incorrect. The correct answer is 4100. Try using a calculator)

How to divide the number l88 in half to get one?
(In order to get one from the number l88, you need to write down this number on paper, then draw a straight line exactly in the middle of this number so that it divides the number into upper and lower parts. The result is a fraction: 100 / 100. When divided, this fraction gives unit)

A rich merchant, dying, left his sons an inheritance of a herd of 17 cows. In total, the merchant had 3 sons. The will states that the inheritance should be distributed as follows: the eldest son should receive half of the entire herd, the middle son should receive a third of all cows from the herd, the youngest son should receive a ninth of the herd. How can brothers divide the herd among themselves according to the terms of the will?
(Very simple, you need to take another cow from your relatives, then the eldest son will receive nine cows, the middle one six and the youngest two cows. So - 9 + 6 + 2 = 17. The remaining cow must be returned to the relatives)

Simple and complex logic riddles with a trick will lift your spirits and help you have fun in any adult company.

What should you do when you see a green man?
(Cross the street)

Not ice, but melting, not a boat, but floating away.
(Salary)

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(One)

These three TV stars have been on the screen for a long time. One is called Stepan, the second is Philip. What is the name of the third one?
(Piggy)

What's the difference between a priest and a Volga?
(Pop is father, and Volga is mother)

Why did Lenin wear boots and Stalin wear boots?
(On the ground)

He may not have children, but he is still a dad. How is this possible?
(This is the Pope)

What is the difference between a women's dormitory and a men's dormitory?
(In the women's dormitory, dishes are washed after meals, and in the men's dormitory - before)

Before calling a woman a bunny, what should a man check?
(Make sure he has enough "cabbage")

Husband getting ready for work:
- Honey, clean my jacket.
Wife:
- I've already cleaned it.
- And the trousers?
- I cleaned it too.
- And the boots?
What did the wife answer?
(Do boots have pockets?)