Summary of the role-playing game in the senior group “Journey into space. Shelezyak's planet - no water, no minerals, inhabited by robots Mood for the future

"Planet Claptrap" - nnew sales format

The beginning of the 2000s was marked, on the one hand, by an economic recovery, and, on the other hand, by an increase in the needs of the population. As a result, the requirements for auto parts stores have also changed. However, not all sellers of auto components were able to adapt to the new conditions. As before, the range of individual stores left much to be desired, as before there were many fakes.

Finally, in 2003, the desires of motorists and current trends were reflected in the megamarket "Planet Zhelezyaka". Instead of cramped spare parts stores with a meager assortment and low quality products, motorists got acquainted with a new sales format. With the opening of Planet Claptrap, it turned out that auto parts can be bought in a spacious, cozy place.

It turned out that auto components for both Russian and foreign, both cars and trucks can be located in one place. The focus on quality and a wide range of products made it possible to attract more and more customers, among which were large car services and transport companies.

The dynamics of modern life makes every minute valuable. Getting on the busy Moscow roads is becoming more and more difficult. Therefore, almost from the very foundation of Planet Zhelezyaki, an online store has been operating, allowing you to select the necessary goods from the daily updated catalog, which will be delivered by our couriers.

Some of our customers purchase spare parts only by bank transfer; Planet Zhelezyaka has a department specially for them that meets their needs.

survive the crisis

Competent policy allowed us not only to survive several economic crises without losses, but also to take a leading position in the market. It was during this period that the product range expanded and began to include previously absent product groups. Anti-crisis proposals and various promotions positively distinguished the company from its competitors.

Be a leader

Among our competitors there are companies that offer quality products, there are also those who are able to surprise with an assortment. "Planet Zhelezyaka" not only fulfills these requirements at the same time, but also provides a unique service. Our mega market is a place where you can walk. The atmosphere and design of the megamarket will appeal to both women and children.

Set for the future

"Planet Zhelezyaka" does not stop there - the company has not lost its course for continuous development so far. At the moment, the territory of the megamarket is 18 thousand square meters. m. Along with the area, the range of products has also expanded, service will improve, new services have appeared.

Today "Planet Zhelezyaka" is a constantly expanding chain of stores. Thus, the purchase of auto parts that is comfortable in all respects will also exist in stores that may be located near your home.

There is water, technical, though. For drinking, you have to travel with a wonderful little blue eggplant of 30 liters and the draft power of the Daughter / Son-in-law / Grandson system.
Minerals - yes - no. In the burnt peat, one can hardly find anything useful, except for a hoe, with which the former owner of the former Baskerville dog drowned in the former swamp. For the same reason, it’s bad with vegetation - what the hell grows there, except for radishes the size of chickpeas, sad zucchini, strawberries, green onions and black currant bushes.
...But there are two robots on Shelezyak's planet. And although the diamond dust in the lubricant is already thicker than the lubricant itself, the robots continue to function to the delight of others and the draft power of the Daughter system.
... Robot No. 1 of an outdated design, not very serviceable, needs an upgrade or at least a gentle operation. The activity of robot No. 1 is chaotic and cannot be corrected in any form. On the contrary, when trying to change the settings, robot No. 1 becomes violent and seeks to return the system to the "Havos and Zen" position. How he manages to maintain homeostasis in this position is a mystery. When visiting Shelezyak's planet, robot No. 1 tries to inflict the maximum amount of destruction on the planet by minimally interfering in its affairs. As a rule, he succeeds. For example, today robot #1 was varnishing the old, rotten porch of bath #1, owned by robot #1. And since it was good outside around +30, and robot No. 1 was not very serviceable, and the varnish emits some miasma, after a rather short time, robot No. 1 became unwell. But the robot - he is a robot for that, he varnished the damned porch, which did not improve either the appearance or the condition of the mentioned porch, but rather worsened the condition of robot No. 1. Having finished varnishing - and not because the porch ended, but because the varnish dried up - robot No. 1 fell on the bed and groaned to let others know about its technical condition.
... But the draft force of the Daughter system could in no way render robot No. 1 all possible assistance in the difficult matter of varnishing the porch of bath No. 1. And not even because at that moment she was covering the new porch of bath No. 2 with brown paint - no, the draft force of the Daughter system finished this dirty work yesterday. No. It's just that there is also a robot number 2 on Shelezyak's planet.
... Robot No. 2 is a newer version, also not very serviceable and needs a significant upgrade or at least a gentle operation. But robot #2 has something completely wrong with the operating system, because it's impossible to stop robot #2. Neither rain, nor snow, nor hail, nor famine, nor pestilence, nor the scorching sun are able to make adjustments to the life of robot No. 2. When visiting Shelezyak's planet, robot #2 develops a frantic activity that stops with the onset of total darkness. At dawn, robot No. 2 turns on, lands in the garden and the territories adjacent to the garden, from where it does not get out until sunset, not reacting to heat, insects and the natural needs of the body. For all 15 years of the existence of the planet, no one managed to rest on it and never - the planet was rebuilt (repeatedly), sown, hilled, repaired.
... This time, the draft forces of the Senior Grandson and Current Son-in-law systems, randomly visiting the planet, were absent for quite good reasons. It would seem - well, do purely girlish things: a beam of fields, mow the grass, and when draft forces of great power happen, then you can turn around in full breadth and power. But robot number 2 is not like that! Therefore, having at its disposal the draft power of the Daughter system - in a faulty state - and the draft power of the Younger Grandson system, for which only the "give-bring-get-out" option works, robot No. 2 laid paving slabs from bath No. 2 to. .. as long as that cursed tile was enough. In the meantime, the defective draft power of the Daughter system was thrown to drag the lining - the remains of the roof No. 1 of bath No. 2 - with the subsequent removal of the nails from it and the subsequent laying of the indicated lining in piles under a canopy. Robot No. 1 tried to show some resistance, since the canopy is a place where a car is placed in bad weather, but Robot No. 2 was adamant, and by what miracle the draft power of the Daughter system survived after this escapade - this mystery is great. Further... further, the draft force of the Daughter system was thrown into cutting linoleum, which had to be laid on the floor in bathhouse No. 2, so that it would lie down until the next weekend. By this bright moment, the draft force of the Daughter system already had tachycardia, dizziness, hands were shaking and legs were trembling slightly. But even the bloody boys in the eyes did not save the draft force of the Daughter system from cutting the linoleum, dragging it into the bathhouse No. 2 and carefully laying it on the floor.
... How did the draft force of the Daughter system finally reach the place of permanent deployment and did not even gouge either her car or the surrounding ones - the water is dark in the clouds. But to those who here kicked me for drinking antibiotics with red wine and vanged me for cirrhosis of the liver about this, I have an answer - robot No. 2 will cope with bringing me into full combat readiness much faster and more successfully than red wine, antibiotics and cirrhosis of the liver.
From the last forces of all I kiss into the saprophytic microflora.