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IN THE LAND OF LESSONS LEARNED - script for children's theater.
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IN THE LAND OF LESSONS UNLEARNED.

(Based on the fairy tale by L. Geraskina.)

The script for the children's theater, where the children themselves will play.

CHARACTERS:
VITYA PERESTUKIN (Firsov??)
CAT KUZIA (Lavrov)
RADIO (Sasha)
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK
MATH TEXTBOOK
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK
POLAR BEAR cub
COW
TWO DIGGERS
PLUS
MINUS
DOT
COMMA
QUESTION MARK
EXCLAMATION POINT
IMPERATIVE VERB
TWO ASSISTANTS OF THE IMPACT VERB

1 SCENE.

(Music. The curtain opens. Vitya Perestukin's room is on the stage. Vitya, Cat Kuzya and a Radio receiver are in the room (you can hang a painted radio receiver like a poster on a child who plays the Radio receiver, you can also make an inscription). Vitya plays a ball with Cat Kuzey.)

VITYA: Kuzya, catch it! Oh, I didn't catch it, I didn't catch it!

RADIO: Wow! Instead of taking lessons...

VITYA: Leave me alone! And then I'll turn it off!

RADIO: All right, all right!

(Vitya sits down at the table, picks up the diary.)

VITYA: (reads) Diary of a 4th grade student "A" Perestukin Vitya. (opens)

RADIO: The guys who have only deuces in their diary ...

VITYA: I'll turn it off!
Think two...
Okay, let's see what they asked for arithmetic ...

(Cat Kuzya looks into the diary.)

VITYA: Come on! Better bring me the ball!

RADIO: Guys who are given tasks at home ...

VITYA: I'll turn it off!
Fine, fine! I will solve the problem! (Opens the textbook, reads the problem)
Three diggers dug a trench of 36 linear meters in 2 days ...
So so so! I see ... How many diggers are required? ...
Easy task! Let's multiply the diggers ... or not, it's better to divide them into days!
Three diggers divided by two, it turned out one and a half diggers. Some nonsense!
But now you can rest! Problem solved! Hooray!

A digger and a half,
It's time to rest now!

RADIO: Wow!

VITYA: What ah-ah-ah?

RADIO: The boy has no character!

VITYA: Oh! Where can you get it, if not?

RADIO: Character must be educated!
A real boy must have will, perseverance, despise danger, fight difficulties!

VITYA: I would despise it! I would fight! Yes, but where can they get difficulties?

RADIO: Where can I get them?
But for starters, do your homework, put your textbooks in order!

VITYA: Textbooks! Yes, I hate all these textbooks, damn them!

(Vitya throws the textbooks on the floor. There is a roar, the light is flashing. Living textbooks appear - Mathematics, Geography and the Russian language (children who play textbooks can be hung with painted textbooks like a poster).)

VITYA: Oh! Mommy! Who is it?

MATH BOOK: (indignantly) He doesn't even recognize us!

TEXTBOOK OF THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE: (indignantly) Draws devils on us!

TEXTBOOK OF GEOGRAPHY: (indignantly) Poor studies!

VITYA: Understood! You are my textbooks! Hey!
What do you want from me?
Just today I prepared the lessons!

TEXTBOOKS: (indignantly) Ready?

TEXTBOOK OF THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE: I did not repeat unstressed vowels!

TEXTBOOK OF MATHEMATICS: I solved the problem incorrectly!

VITYA: Think about it!
I will live without unstressed vowels and there is nothing for me to solve problems!
I will be a traveller! I'm going to hot countries!

TEXTBOOK OF THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE: The boy must be saved!

TEXTBOOK OF MATHEMATICS: Yes, something must be done urgently!

TEXTBOOK OF GEOGRAPHY: Shouldn't we send him to the Land of Lessons Unlearned?

VITYA: And what kind of country is this? Are there any difficulties?

GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: What more!

VITYA: And the dangers?

GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: As much as you want!

VITYA: Then I agree!

MATH TEXTBOOK: Well, well! Then listen to the condition of the problem: from the Blue Lake to the Palace of Grammar 12km. You will be walking at a speed of 3 km per hour. There you will meet difficulties and dangers!
Calculate how many hours it will take you to travel. You will not cope with the difficulties, you will be late, you will forever remain in the Land of unlearned lessons!

VITYA: Nothing, I can handle it!

CAT: And I'm with you, Vitya!

VITYA: Kuzya, you spoke in human language!

VITYA: Ha-ha! That's great!

TEXTBOOKS OF THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE AND MATHEMATICS: One, two ...

TEXTBOOK OF GEOGRAPHY: Stop!
Here's a map of the Land of Unlearned Lessons! Come in handy!

TEXTBOOKS: Three!

(Music. The curtain opens. There are two trees on the stage - on one side there is a watermelon tree (on the branches of which watermelons hang), on the other side there is a bread tree (on the branches of which buns hang) and a lake. (Trees and a lake can be drawn). Vitya and the Cat appear Kuzya.)

VITYA: I wonder where we got to?

(Vitya and Cat Kuzya look around.)

VITYA: Ha-ha! Watermelons? Well, I told you that watermelons grow on trees! And everyone laughed!
(opens the map) So, first of all, let's orient ourselves on the ground!
Here is the lake, and here is the Grammar Palace. Understandably…
Now let's solve the problem: so ... only 12 km, speed 3 km ...

CAT: Add 12 and 3!

VITYA: What do you mean add?! You have to think about it!!

CAT: Do you think when you solve problems?

VITYA: Well, scat! Did you hear what Geography said?
If we don't have time to arrive at the Grammar Palace in time, we will forever remain in the Land of Unlearned Lessons!
(thinks) Decided!
We have to walk to the Palace of Grammar in 4 hours!
(looked at his watch) It's one o'clock!

CAT: Let's go then?

VITYA: Wait! I need to take a bath! Do you feel how hot it is here?

CAT: Aren't we late?

VITYA: We'll make it!

(Polar bear appears.)

CAT: (Vitya) Look!

VITYA: Oh, let's hide!

(Vitya and Cat Kuzya are trying to hide behind a watermelon tree.)

POLAR BEAR with a bear cub:
Bear cub: (tearfully) Oh, what hell! Let's dive into the river! Well, let's dive into the river!

POLAR BEAR: That slacker Vitya Perestukin blurted out that polar bears live in the south! Hey boy, tell me where the polar bears are!

VITYA: (frightened) There, probably! ... (waving his hand) Where the sun rises!

POLAR BEAR: Well, look, if you deceived us!
VITYA: (frightened) Oh, wait, I'll think about it now!
Polar bears are found where it is cold!... So, in the north!

POLAR BEAR: This is more like the truth!
We need to go where it's cold, otherwise we're completely baked in this fur coat!

(Polar bears leave, Vitya and Cat Kuzya come out from behind a tree.)

CAT: Fu, scared!
Mice are not visible here, but bears are found! It is very dangerous!

VITYA: Did you notice how we overcame the first danger?

CAT: In my opinion, with great difficulty!

VITYA: Nonsense! (waved his hand) The main thing is that we overcame!
Well, I'll go for a swim!

CAT: Aren't we late?

VITYA: Well, what are you doing: we'll be late, we'll be late!
Okay, let's go!

(Vitya and Kot Kuzya go and sing (or talk).)

VITYA: We are walking cheerfully,
CAT: It's not scary for the two of us!
VITYA: We despise the danger,
CAT: We spit on difficulties!

VITYA: Eh, it's boring to cram lessons at the desk!
CAT: It's fun to walk around the world with a map!

(Vitya and Cat Kuzya approach the breadfruit tree.)

VITYA: Kuzya, look! Breadfruit!
And when I said in class that buns grow on a breadfruit tree, everyone laughed!
They even got a double!

CAT: They always suffer for the truth!

(A cow is lying behind a tree. She is aggressive.)

COW: Who are they?

VITYA: (frightened) Ah... we are travelers... Ah... Are you a cow? (passes around her in surprise). And what are you doing?

COW: I'm hunting ... (rises, stealthily. Then menacingly approaches Vitya).
VITYA: (in a trembling voice) What are you going to do?
COW: Nothing special! I'll just eat you! First you, then the cat!

(Vitya and Cat Kuzya are trying to hide behind a tree.)

VITYA: Oh, what are you, what are you? Cows don't eat babies! (they scatter in different directions. The cat hides behind a tree, Vitya runs)
COW: Haha! (chasing after them)

VITYA: (stumbles, falls, crawls away) Yes, yes! Everyone knows this!

COW: No, not all! For example, Vitya Perestukin said that a cow is a carnivore!
And everyone knows that carnivores are predators!
That's why I ate all the small animals here! Understandably?
Whoo! Catch this Perestukin!

(The cow butts the tree.)

VITYA: Cow! You must eat grass!

COW: No! I am a carnivore! Predator!

VITYA: No, no! (The cat, while the cow is butting the tree, is trying to pull Vitya towards him.)

CAT: You are… fruit-eating, no… hay-eating! (pulls Vitya)

VITYA: No, no! (jumps up) You tra-po-poison-noe! (speaks in syllables)

COW: (joyfully) Herbivore of course!
(sings) Grass, green ant ...
DANCE of a cow with a flower

VITYA: (looks out from behind a tree) So you won't eat us?

COW: Now I won't!
You've corrected Vitya Perestukin's mistake!

VITYA and CAT: Hurrah!!

(The cow leaves.)

VITYA: (sighs with relief) Fuu, we barely escaped!

CAT: Yes, we have suffered fear from this cow!

(A clock is heard.)

VITYA: Wow, two hours! Let's go soon!

(Music. The curtain closes.)

(Music. The curtain opens. Plus and Minus are on the stage (you can hang painted images of “+” and “–” or the inscriptions “plus” and “minus” like posters on them. Plus and Minus sell sparkling water. Vitya appears on the other side of the stage Perestukin and Cat Kuzya.)

CAT: I'm tired! I want to drink!

VITYA: Be patient! We must cultivate willpower!

(Suitable for Plus and Minus).

CAT: Wow! Soda! (wants to take a glass of water)

VITYA: Kuzya! I have no money!

PLUS: We don't sell water for money.
MINUS: and for the correct answers! Four times nine?
VITYA: (uncertainly) It seems 46!...

MINUS: The answer is no!

CAT: Oh, ask something easier! Something that even the losers know!
VITYA: (to Cat Kuza) Well, you! Don't call names!

PLUS: Twice two?

CAT: (joyfully) Four! Even cats know this!

PLUS: The answer is yes!

(Plus or Minus give Cat Kuza a glass of water. The cat drinks half and gives half to Vita.
Two diggers appear on the scene. On one of them you can wear a bag to the waist (as if it were only half).)

CAT: (frightened) Ah-ah-ah! Legs!

VITYA: (also frightened) Where is everything else?
Did the tram run over him?

DIGGER: (angrily) He was run over by a loser! Perestukin!
He solved the problem in such a way that he got one and a half excavators!
Here! Admire!

(The digger hands Vitya a notebook.)

CAT: (Vitya) Yes, this is your notebook!

VITYA: (to Cat Kuza) Be quiet!
(to the Digger) Let me try to get it right!
(takes notebook) Yes!
The first question is how much...
FUNNY DISCUSSION OF THE PROBLEM WITH A CAT,
And after that, Vitya must drive the cat away and take on the task himself
CAT: We're late!
VITYA: Come on!
So ... Three diggers dug a trench ... (reads further to himself and begins to think)

PLUS and MINUS can also come up and take part in solving the problem
(The Excavator approaches Plus and Minus for a drink of water.)

PLUS: A family of seven?

DIGGER: Forty-nine! (gets a glass of water)

VITYA: (solves the problem) Well, well, well! ... It will take two diggers!

(Half of the Digger turns into a normal person - you can quickly remove the bag.)

DIGGER: Glory to the great mathematician!

2nd DIGGER: Shame on Viktor Perestukin!

(The diggers leave, the clock strikes.)

CAT: Four hours! Let's go soon!

VITYA: Yes, we have to get to the Grammar Palace by five o'clock!

(Vitya and Kot Kuzya walk across the stage.)

VITYA: Did you notice that I solved the problem myself?
Thought and decided!
CAT: must answer something funny...

(Music. The curtain closes.)

(Music. The curtain opens. On the stage we see a painted Castle, on which is written: Grammar Castle. At the closed gates of the Castle there are a Question Mark and an Exclamation Mark (they can be hung like posters, painted question and exclamation marks). Vitya and Cat Kuzya fit to the gates of the Grammar Castle.)

EXCLAMATION POINT: Stop!

QUESTION MARK: Where to? CAT: must be funny...

VITYA: We are in a hurry!

EXCLAMATION POINT: (holds out the key to Vitya) Take the key!
Open if you can!

(Vitya tries to open the gate with the key.)

VITYA: Doesn't turn around!

(Stage assistants bring a board on which it is written: STOP ... K
KEY…K)

EXCLAMATION POINT: Insert the letters correctly, and the key will turn by itself! DIALOGUE OF THE CAT AND VITI (as in a cartoon)

VITYA: So ... Let me remember the rule!
Declension of plural nouns! " Not! Not suitable!
"Spelling 'o' and 'e' after sibilants". Not! Not suitable!
(The cat impatiently walks around him, tugging at his sleeve..) VITYA: Don't interfere, you!!!
"Spelling of the suffixes "ek" and "ok." Maybe this will fit?
So, now let's remember! ... " We must write the suffix "ek" if the vowel falls out during declination and "ik" if it does not fall out". This one seems to fit!
The cat nods vigorously, looking everyone in a row in the face.
So so! Nominative case - lock (writes the letter "I") Genitive - no what?
Castle. Ah, no! The vowel drops out, which means the suffix "ek" is written. (erases "I", writes "E").
Yes, go ahead! The nominative case is the key (writes the letter I), the genitive case is the key. If the vowel does not drop out, the suffix "ik" is written. So it's spelled correctly!

EXCLAMATION POINT: Great! Pretty! Hooray!
Now open the gate! The cat snatches the key from Viti, inserts the key, opens the door.

(Music. Vitya inserts the key and pushes the gate aside. The curtain closes.) SCENE 5.

(Music. The curtain opens .. On the stage we see the Imperative Verb. He sits on a throne (he should have a regal appearance). Next to him are a Period and a Comma (you can hang on them like posters images of dot and comma signs or write the words “ dot" and "comma"). Vitya and Kot Kuzya appear.)

CAT: Who is this? Santa Claus what?
Again, a funny dialogue between Vitya and the Cat.

COMMA: What are you? Yes, this is His Majesty the Imperative Verb!

IMPERATIVE VERB: Who came?
COMMA: Viktor Perestukin.

IMPERATIVE VERB: What are his grades?
CAT: (important, rocking on toes). Yes, they are different ... Vitya is a capable boy ... .. He is strong in mathematics, there .. in drawing ...

(The imperative verb calls the phone.)

IMPERATIVE VERB: Bring in Viktor Perestukin's documents!

(Two assistants of the Imperative Verb (they can also be stage assistants) bring in a large Russian language notebook. There are faces, blots and many mistakes, blacked out in red pencil, and solid deuces.)

VERB IMPERATIVE
LEAN: (looks) Flip! (page is turned)
Flip! (so turn all the pages)
So! It's clear!...
(Helpers of the Imperative Verb close the notebook and take it away.)
The imperative verb gets up, silently paces in thought, stops, looks angrily at Vitya. The cat hides behind Vitya from his angry gaze)
VERB IMPERATIVE
LEANINGS: So, Victor Perestukin has revealed terrible ignorance!
Announce the verdict!

(The assistants of the Verb of the Imperative Mood bring in a board on which it is written: The verdict in the case of Viktor Perestukin: “It is impossible to pardon the execution.”)

VITYA: (reads aloud) The verdict ...
Execute? Me? (confused)
CAT: (jumping out from behind Vitya) And why? VITYA: (already indignantly) Yes, why?

IMPERATIVE VERB: For ignorance and laziness, and for ignorance of the native language!

VITYA: Oh, mommy! (the cat looks at Vitya in confusion).

VERB IMPERATIVE
SLOW: But if you put the comma right, you'll be saved!

COMMA: Do not deliver!
He has never put me in my place in my life!

VITYA: A comma?
Now…
(Both lean towards the board, Kotu quietly) Hey, where to bet?
(Cat scratches behind ear)

IMPERATIVE VERB: Don't tell!

VITYA: What should I do?

COMMA: Think! Reason!

VITYA: Oh-oh!... We must try!...
(reasons) If I put a comma after the word “execute”, it will turn out: execute, you can’t pardon! (scared) Oh-oh-oh!
CAT: You can't execute him. He is so young! Vitenka!! (throws around his neck)

COMMA: And you think, think!

VITYA: And if you put a comma after the words “you can’t execute”, then it turns out ...
(shouts joyfully) “You can’t execute, pardon! ".

CAT: Wow! Pardon!

(Vitya puts a comma.)
DANCE OF VITI AND CAT

COMMA: Now I understand what role a comma can play?
VITYA: Now I understand!

(The clock strikes five times.)

VITYA: Oh, five o'clock!

(The phone rings.)

IMPERATIVE VERB: I hear you!

VERB IMPERATIVE
LEANINGS: Yes, yes! Overcame everything!
(turns to Vita) These are textbooks! They worry about you!
And you throw them away, draw devils on them! CAT: (jumps forward, with sycophancy) I told you, he is our artist!!!

VITYA: I won't draw in textbooks anymore!
VERB IMPERATIVE
LEANINGS: That's it! (pause for a bit)
Well, Viktor Perestukin, now you can go home!

VITYA: Hurrah!!

CAT: Wow!!

Imperative VERB: One, two, three!

(Music. Lights flash. Curtain closes.)

6 SCENE.

(Music. The curtain opens. Vitya and Cat Kuzya are at home. There is also a radio in the room.)

VITYA: Oh, it's still better at home! (picks up textbooks from the floor)
Really, Kuzya?

CAT: Meow!

VITYA: (with regret) You won't talk to me anymore!

(Vitya sits down at the table, opens a notebook, takes a pen.)

RADIO: Are you solving the problem?

VITYA: Yes!
RADIO: And how much did you get?
VITYA: Two diggers! Two! Now I know!
RADIO: You know? How old is a family of seven?
VITYA: A family of seven? It seems… (dismal) seventy…eight…

RADIO: Wow!
VITYA: I will learn! (turns to the audience) Honestly - I will learn it!

(Music. The curtain closes.)

END OF THE PERFORMANCE.

they leave, the clock strikes.)

CAT: Four hours! Let's go soon!

VITYA: Yes, we have to get to the Grammar Palace by five o'clock!

(Vitya and Kot Kuzya walk across the stage.)

VITYA: Did you notice that I solved the problem myself?
Thought and decided!

(Music. The curtain opens. On the stage we see a painted Castle, on which is written: Grammar Castle. At the closed gates of the Castle there are a Question Mark and an Exclamation Mark (they can be hung like posters, painted question and exclamation marks). Vitya and Cat Kuzya fit to the gates of the Grammar Castle.)

EXCLAMATION POINT: Stop!

QUESTION MARK: Where to?

VITYA: We are in a hurry!

EXCLAMATION POINT: (holds out the key to Vitya) Take the key!
Open if you can!

(Vitya tries to open the gate with the key.)

VITYA: Doesn't turn around!

(Stage assistants bring a board on which it is written: STOP ... K
KEY…K)

EXCLAMATION POINT: Insert the letters correctly and the key will turn by itself!

VITYA: So ... Let me remember the rule!
Declension of plural nouns! " Not! Not suitable!
"Spelling 'o' and 'e' after sibilants". Not! Not suitable!
"Spelling of the suffixes "ek" and "ok." Maybe this will fit?
So, now let's remember!...
drops and "ik" if it doesn't drop out. This one seems to fit!
So so! Nominative case - lock (writes the letter "I") Genitive - no what?
Castle. Ah, no! The vowel drops out, which means the suffix "ek" is written. (erases "I", writes
"E").
Yes, go ahead! The nominative case is the key (writes the letter I), the genitive case is the key. EU-
If the vowel does not drop out, the suffix "ik" is written. So it's spelled correctly!

EXCLAMATION POINT: Great! Pretty! Hooray!
Now open the gate!

(Music. Vitya inserts the key and pushes the gate. The curtain closes.)

(Music. The curtain opens .. On the stage we see the Imperative Verb. He sits on a throne (he should have a regal appearance). Next to him are a Period and a Comma (you can hang on them like posters images of dot and comma signs or write the words “ dot" and "comma"). Vitya and Kot Kuzya appear.)

CAT: Who is this? Santa Claus what?

COMMA: What are you? Yes, this is His Majesty the Imperative Verb!

Imperative VERB: Viktor Perestukin?

VITYA: Yes!

IMPERATIVE VERB: What are your grades?

VITYA: (waves his hand) Yes, different ...

(The imperative verb calls the phone.)

IMPERATIVE VERB: Bring in Viktor Perestukin's documents!

(Two assistants of the Imperative Verb (they can also be stage assistants) bring in a large Russian language notebook. There are faces, blots and many mistakes, blacked out in red pencil, and solid deuces.)

VERB IMPERATIVE
LEAN: (looks) Flip! (page is turned)
Flip! (so turn all the pages)
So! It's clear!...

(Helpers of the Imperative Verb close the notebook and take it away.)

VERB IMPERATIVE
LEANINGS: So, Victor Perestukin has revealed terrible ignorance!
Announce the verdict!

(The assistants of the Verb of the Imperative Mood bring in a board on which it is written: The verdict in the case of Viktor Perestukin: “It is impossible to pardon the execution.”)

VITYA: (reads aloud) The verdict ...
Execute? Me? For what?

IMPERATIVE VERB: For ignorance and laziness, and for ignorance of the native language!

VITYA: Oh, mommy!

VERB IMPERATIVE
SLOW: But if you put the comma right, you'll be saved!

COMMA: Do not deliver!
He has never put me in my place in my life!

VITYA: A comma?
Now…
(To the cat, quietly) Hey, where to bet?

IMPERATIVE VERB: Don't tell!

VITYA: What should I do?

COMMA: Think! Reason!

VITYA: Oh-oh!... We must try!...
(reasons) If I put a comma after the word “execute”, it will turn out: execute, you can’t
pardon! (scared) Oh-oh-oh!

COMMA: Think, think!

VITYA: And if you put a comma after the words “you can’t execute”, then it turns out ...
(shouts joyfully) “You can’t execute, pardon! ".

CAT: Wow! Pardon!

(Vitya puts a comma.)

COMMA: Now I understand what role a comma can play?

VITYA: Now I understand!

(The clock strikes five times.)

VITYA: Oh, five o'clock!

(The phone rings.)

IMPERATIVE VERB: I hear you!

VERB IMPERATIVE
LEANINGS: Yes, yes! Overcame everything!
(turns to Vita) These are textbooks! They worry about you!
And you throw them away, draw devils on them!

VITYA: I won't do it anymore!

VERB IMPERATIVE
LEANINGS: That's it! (pause for a bit)
Well, Viktor Perestukin, now you can go home!

VITYA: Hurrah!!

CAT: Wow!!

Imperative VERB: One, two, three!

(Music. Lights flash. Curtain closes.)

(Music. The curtain opens. Vitya and Cat Kuzya are at home. There is also a radio in the room.)

VITYA: Oh, it's still better at home! (picks up textbooks from the floor)
Really, Kuzya?

CAT: Meow!

VITYA: (with regret) You won't talk to me anymore!

(Vitya sits down at the table, opens a notebook, takes a pen.)

RADIO: Are you solving the problem?

VITYA: Yes!

RADIO: And how much did you get?

VITYA: Two diggers! Two! Now I know!

RADIO: You know? How old is a family of seven?

VITYA: A family of seven? It seems… (dismal) seventy…eight…

RADIO: Wow!

VITYA: I will learn! (turns to the audience) Honestly - I will learn it!

(Music. The curtain closes.)

END OF THE PERFORMANCE.

IN THE LAND OF LESSONS UNLEARNED.

(Based on the fairy tale by L. Geraskina.)

The script for the children's theater, where the children themselves will play.

CHARACTERS:

VITYA PERESTUKIN
CAT KUZYA
RADIO
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK
MATH TEXTBOOK
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK
POLAR BEAR
COW
TWO DIGGERS
PLUS
MINUS
DOT
COMMA
QUESTION MARK
EXCLAMATION POINT
IMPERATIVE VERB
TWO ASSISTANTS OF THE IMPACT VERB

1 SCENE.

(Music. The curtain opens. Vitya Perestukin's room is on the stage. Vitya, Cat Kuzya and a Radio receiver are in the room (you can hang a painted radio receiver like a poster on a child who plays the Radio receiver, you can also make an inscription). Vitya plays a ball with Cat Kuzey.)

VITYA: Kuzya, catch it! Oh, I didn't catch it, I didn't catch it!

RADIO: Wow! Instead of taking lessons...

VITYA: Leave me alone! And then I'll turn it off!

RADIO: All right, all right!

(Vitya sits down at the table, picks up the diary.)

VITYA: (reads) Diary of a 4th grade student "A" Perestukin Vitya. (opens)

RADIO: The guys who have only deuces in their diary ...

VITYA: I'll turn it off!
Think two...
Okay, let's see what they asked for arithmetic ...

(Cat Kuzya looks into the diary.)

VITYA: Come on! Better bring me the ball!

RADIO: Guys who are given tasks at home ...

VITYA: I'll turn it off!
Fine, fine! I will solve the problem! (Opens the textbook, reads the problem)
Three diggers dug a trench of 36 linear meters in 2 days ...
So so so! I see ... How many diggers are required? ...
Easy task! Let's multiply the diggers ... or not, it's better to divide them into days!
Three diggers divided by two, it turned out one and a half diggers. Some nonsense!
But now you can rest! Problem solved! Hooray!

A digger and a half,
It's time to rest now!

RADIO: Wow!

VITYA: What ah-ah-ah?

RADIO: The boy has no character!

VITYA: Oh! Where can you get it, if not?

RADIO: Character must be educated!
A real boy must have will, perseverance, despise danger,
fight the hardships!

VITYA: I would despise it! I would fight! Yes, but where can they get difficulties?

RADIO: Where can I get them?
But for starters, do your homework, put your textbooks in order!

VITYA: Textbooks! Yes, I hate all these textbooks, damn them!

(Vitya throws the textbooks on the floor. There is a roar, the light is flashing. Living textbooks appear - Mathematics, Geography and the Russian language (children who play textbooks can be hung with painted textbooks like a poster).)

VITYA: Oh! Mommy! Who is it?

MATH BOOK: (indignantly) He doesn't even recognize us!

TEXTBOOK OF THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE: (indignantly) Draws devils on us!

TEXTBOOK OF GEOGRAPHY: (indignantly) Poor studies!

VITYA: Understood! You are my textbooks! Hey!
What do you want from me?
Just today I prepared the lessons!

TEXTBOOKS: (indignantly) Ready?

TEXTBOOK OF THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE: I did not repeat unstressed vowels!

TEXTBOOK OF MATHEMATICS: I solved the problem incorrectly!

VITYA: Think about it!
I will live without unstressed vowels and there is nothing for me to solve problems!
I will be a traveller! I'm going to hot countries!

TEXTBOOK OF THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE: The boy must be saved!

TEXTBOOK OF MATHEMATICS: Yes, something must be done urgently!

TEXTBOOK OF GEOGRAPHY: Shouldn't we send him to the Land of Lessons Unlearned?

VITYA: And what kind of country is this? Are there any difficulties?

GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: What more!

VITYA: And the dangers?

GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: As much as you want!

VITYA: Then I agree!

MATH TEXTBOOK: Well, well! Then listen to the condition of the problem: from Blue Lake to
Palace of Grammar 12km. You will be walking at a speed of 3 km per hour. There
you will meet difficulties and dangers!
Calculate how many hours it will take you to travel. Can't deal with
difficulties, you will be late, you will forever remain in the Land of the Unlearned
lessons!

VITYA: Nothing, I can handle it!

CAT: And I'm with you, Vitya!

VITYA: Kuzya, you spoke in human language!

VITYA: Ha-ha! That's great!

TEXTBOOKS OF THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE AND MATHEMATICS: One, two ...

TEXTBOOK OF GEOGRAPHY: Stop!
Here's a map of the Land of Unlearned Lessons! Come in handy!

TEXTBOOKS: Three!

(Music. The curtain opens. There are two trees on the stage - on one side there is a watermelon tree (on the branches of which watermelons hang), on the other side there is a bread tree (on the branches of which buns hang) and a lake. (Trees and a lake can be drawn). Vitya and the Cat appear Kuzya.)

VITYA: I wonder where we got to?

(Vitya and Cat Kuzya look around.)

VITYA: Ha-ha! Watermelons? Well, I told you that watermelons grow on trees! And everyone laughed!
(opens the map) So, first of all, let's orient ourselves on the ground!
Here is the lake, and here is the Grammar Palace. Understandably…
Now let's solve the problem: so ... only 12 km, speed 3 km ...

CAT: Add 12 and 3!

VITYA: What do you mean add?! You have to think about it!!

CAT: Do you think when you solve problems?

VITYA: Well, scat! Did you hear what Geography said?
We will not have time to arrive at the Grammar Palace, we will forever remain in the Land of the Unlearned
new lessons!
(thinks) Decided!
We have to walk to the Palace of Grammar in 4 hours!
(looked at his watch) It's one o'clock!

CAT: Let's go then?

VITYA: Wait! I need to take a bath! Do you feel how hot it is here?

CAT: Aren't we late?

VITYA: We'll make it!

(Polar bear appears.)

CAT: (Vitya) Look!

VITYA: Oh, let's hide!

(Vitya and Cat Kuzya are trying to hide behind a watermelon tree.)

POLAR BEAR: Oh, what hell!
This loafer Vitya Perestukin blurted out that polar bears live in the south!
Hey boy, tell me where the polar bears are!

VITYA: (frightened) There, probably! ... (waving his hand) Where the sun rises!

POLAR BEAR: Well, look, if you deceived me!

VITYA: (frightened) Oh, wait, I'll think about it now!
Polar bears are found where it is cold!... So, in the north!

POLAR BEAR: This is more like the truth!
I need to go where it's cold, otherwise I'm completely baked in this fur coat!

(The polar bear leaves, Vitya and Kot Kuzya come out from behind the tree.)

CAT: Fu, scared!
Mice are not visible here, but bears are found! It is very dangerous!

VITYA: Did you notice how we overcame the first danger?

CAT: In my opinion, with great difficulty!

VITYA: Nonsense! (waved his hand) The main thing is that we overcame!
Well, I'll go for a swim!

CAT: Aren't we late?

VITYA: Well, what are you doing: we'll be late, we'll be late!
Okay, let's go!

(Vitya and Kot Kuzya go and sing (or talk).)

VITYA: We are walking cheerfully,
CAT: It's not scary for the two of us!
VITYA: We despise the danger,
CAT: We spit on difficulties!

VITYA: Eh, it's boring to cram lessons at the desk!
CAT: It's fun to walk around the world with a map!

(Vitya and Cat Kuzya approach the breadfruit tree.)

VITYA: Kuzya, look! Breadfruit!
And when I said in class that buns grow on a breadfruit tree, everyone laughed!
They even got a double!

CAT: They always suffer for the truth!

(Cow appears. She is aggressive.)

COW: Who are they?

VITYA: (frightened) Ah... we are travelers... What are you going to do?

COW: Nothing special! I'll just eat you! First you, then the cat!

(Vitya and Cat Kuzya are trying to hide behind a tree.)

VITYA: Oh, what are you, what are you? Cows don't eat babies!

COW: Haha!

VITYA: Yes, yes! Everyone knows this!

COW: No, not all! For example, Vitya Perestukin said that a cow is a carnivore!
And everyone knows that carnivores are predators!
That's why I ate all the small animals here! Understandably?
Whoo! Catch this Perestukin!

(The cow butts the tree.)

VITYA: Cow! You must eat grass!

COW: No! I am a carnivore! Predator!

VITYA: No, no! (Crawls away with the cat.)
You are… fruit-eating, no… hay-eating!
No no! You are tra-in-poison-noe! (speaks in syllables)

COW: (joyfully) Herbivore of course!
(sings) Grass, green ant ...

VITYA: (looks out from behind a tree) So you won't eat us?

COW: Now I won't!
You've corrected Vitya Perestukin's mistake!

VITYA and CAT: Hurrah!!

(The cow leaves.)

VITYA: (sighs with relief) Fuu, we barely escaped!

CAT: Yes, we have suffered fear from this cow!

(A clock is heard.)

VITYA: Wow, two hours! Let's go soon!

(Music. The curtain closes.)

(Music. The curtain opens. Plus and Minus are on the stage (you can hang painted images of “+” and “–” or the inscriptions “plus” and “minus” like posters on them. Plus and Minus sell sparkling water. Vitya appears on the other side of the stage Perestukin and Cat Kuzya.)

CAT: I'm tired! I want to drink!

VITYA: Be patient! We must cultivate willpower!

(Suitable for Plus and Minus).

CAT: Wow! Soda! (wants to take a glass of water)

VITYA: Kuzya! I have no money!

PLUS AND MINUS: We sell water not for money, but for correct answers!
Four times nine?

VITYA: (uncertainly) It seems 46!...

MINUS: The answer is no!

CAT: Oh, ask something easier!
Something that even the losers know!

VITYA: (to Cat Kuza) Well, you! Don't call names!

PLUS: Twice two?

CAT: (joyfully) Four! Even cats know this!

PLUS: The answer is yes!

(Plus or Minus give Cat Kuza a glass of water. The cat drinks half and gives half to Vita.
Two diggers appear on the scene. On one of them you can wear a bag to the waist (as if it were only half).)

CAT: (frightened) Ah-ah-ah! Legs!

VITYA: (also frightened) Where is everything else?
Did the tram run over him?

DIGGER: (angrily) He was run over by a loser! Perestukin!
He solved the problem in such a way that he got one and a half excavators!
Here! Admire!

(The digger hands Vitya a notebook.)

CAT: (Vitya) Yes, this is your notebook!

VITYA: (to Cat Kuza) Be quiet!
(to the Digger) Let me try to get it right!
(takes notebook) Yes! The first question is how much...

CAT: We're late!

VITYA: Come on!
So ... Three diggers dug a trench ... (reads further to himself and begins to think)

(The Excavator approaches Plus and Minus for a drink of water.)

PLUS: A family of seven?

DIGGER: Forty-nine! (gets a glass of water)

VITYA: (solves the problem) Well, well, well! ... It will take two diggers!

(Half of the Digger turns into a normal person - you can quickly remove the bag.)

DIGGER: Glory to the great mathematician!

2nd DIGGER: Shame on Viktor Perestukin!

(The diggers leave, the clock strikes.)

CAT: Four hours! Let's go soon!

VITYA: Yes, we have to get to the Grammar Palace by five o'clock!

(Vitya and Kot Kuzya walk across the stage.)

VITYA: Did you notice that I solved the problem myself?
Thought and decided!

(Music. The curtain closes.)

(Music. The curtain opens. On the stage we see a painted Castle, on which is written: Grammar Castle. At the closed gates of the Castle there are a Question Mark and an Exclamation Mark (they can be hung like posters, painted question and exclamation marks). Vitya and Cat Kuzya fit to the gates of the Grammar Castle.)

EXCLAMATION POINT: Stop!

QUESTION MARK: Where to?

VITYA: We are in a hurry!

EXCLAMATION POINT: (holds out the key to Vitya) Take the key!
Open if you can!

(Vitya tries to open the gate with the key.)

VITYA: Doesn't turn around!

(Stage assistants bring a board on which it is written: STOP ... K
KEY…K)

EXCLAMATION POINT: Insert the letters correctly and the key will turn by itself!

VITYA: So ... Let me remember the rule!
Declension of plural nouns! " Not! Not suitable!
"Spelling 'o' and 'e' after sibilants". Not! Not suitable!
"Spelling of the suffixes "ek" and "ok." Maybe this will fit?
So, now let's remember!...
drops and "ik" if it doesn't drop out. This one seems to fit!
So so! Nominative case - lock (writes the letter "I") Genitive - no what?
Castle. Ah, no! The vowel drops out, which means the suffix "ek" is written. (erases "I", writes
"E").
Yes, go ahead! The nominative case is the key (writes the letter I), the genitive case is the key. EU-
If the vowel does not drop out, the suffix "ik" is written. So it's spelled correctly!

EXCLAMATION POINT: Great! Pretty! Hooray!
Now open the gate!

(Music. Vitya inserts the key and pushes the gate. The curtain closes.)

(Music. The curtain opens .. On the stage we see the Imperative Verb. He sits on a throne (he should have a regal appearance). Next to him are a Period and a Comma (you can hang on them like posters images of dot and comma signs or write the words “ dot" and "comma"). Vitya and Kot Kuzya appear.)

CAT: Who is this? Santa Claus what?

COMMA: What are you? Yes, this is His Majesty the Imperative Verb!

Imperative VERB: Viktor Perestukin?

VITYA: Yes!

IMPERATIVE VERB: What are your grades?

VITYA: (waves his hand) Yes, different ...

(The imperative verb calls the phone.)

IMPERATIVE VERB: Bring in Viktor Perestukin's documents!

(Two assistants of the Imperative Verb (they can also be stage assistants) bring in a large Russian language notebook. There are faces, blots and many mistakes, blacked out in red pencil, and solid deuces.)

VERB IMPERATIVE
LEAN: (looks) Flip! (page is turned)
Flip! (so turn all the pages)
So! It's clear!...

(Helpers of the Imperative Verb close the notebook and take it away.)

VERB IMPERATIVE
LEANINGS: So, Victor Perestukin has revealed terrible ignorance!
Announce the verdict!

(The assistants of the Imperative Verb bring in a board on which it is written: The verdict in the case of Viktor Perestukin: “You cannot be pardoned to be executed.”)

VITYA: (reads aloud) The verdict ...
Execute? Me? For what?

IMPERATIVE VERB: For ignorance and laziness, and for ignorance of the native language!

VITYA: Oh, mommy!

VERB IMPERATIVE
SLOW: But if you put the comma right, you'll be saved!

COMMA: Do not deliver!
He has never put me in my place in my life!

VITYA: A comma?
Now…
(To the cat, quietly) Hey, where to bet?

IMPERATIVE VERB: Don't tell!

VITYA: What should I do?

COMMA: Think! Reason!

VITYA: Oh-oh!... We must try!...
(reasons) If I put a comma after the word “execute”, it will turn out: execute, you can’t
pardon! (scared) Oh-oh-oh!

COMMA: Think, think!

VITYA: And if you put a comma after the words “you can’t execute”, then it turns out ...
(shouts joyfully) “You can’t execute, pardon! ".

CAT: Wow! Pardon!

(Vitya puts a comma.)

COMMA: Now I understand what role a comma can play?

VITYA: Now I understand!

(The clock strikes five times.)

VITYA: Oh, five o'clock!

(The phone rings.)

IMPERATIVE VERB: I hear you!

VERB IMPERATIVE
LEANINGS: Yes, yes! Overcame everything!
(turns to Vita) These are textbooks! They worry about you!
And you throw them away, draw devils on them!

VITYA: I won't do it anymore!

VERB IMPERATIVE
LEANINGS: That's it! (pause for a bit)
Well, Viktor Perestukin, now you can go home!

VITYA: Hurrah!!

CAT: Wow!!

Imperative VERB: One, two, three!

(Music. Lights flash. Curtain closes.)

6 SCENE.

(Music. The curtain opens. Vitya and Cat Kuzya are at home. There is also a radio in the room.)

VITYA: Oh, it's still better at home! (picks up textbooks from the floor)
Really, Kuzya?

CAT: Meow!

VITYA: (with regret) You won't talk to me anymore!

(Vitya sits down at the table, opens a notebook, takes a pen.)

RADIO: Are you solving the problem?

VITYA: Yes!

RADIO: And how much did you get?

VITYA: Two diggers! Two! Now I know!

RADIO: You know? How old is a family of seven?

VITYA: A family of seven? It seems… (dismal) seventy…eight…

RADIO: Wow!

VITYA: I will learn! (turns to the audience) Honestly - I will learn it!

(Music. The curtain closes.)

END OF THE PERFORMANCE.

This fairy tale was developed based on the work of L. Geraskina "In the country of unlearned lessons. Only a few mathematical problems remained in the passage. The material is suitable for both schoolchildren in grades 1-4, and for grades 5-6. The script was used to stage the fairy tale at the subject week .

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"Fairy tale scenario IN THE LAND OF LESSONS UNLEARNED"

Based on the fairy tale: Leah Geraskina. IN THE LAND OF LESSONS UNLEARNED

Scene 1. At Viti's house

Beyond the distant fields, beyond the deep seas, beyond the high mountains, among the azure glades, in a certain kingdom-state, there lived a 4th grade student Vitya...

Song

The sun is shining above us

Not life, but grace.

To those who are responsible for us

It's time to understand.

To those who are responsible for us

It's time to understand.

We are little children

We want to walk.

And they tell us that the leg

In short, the hypotenuse.

And I tell you that's enough

I'm tired of this burden.

In short, the hypotenuse.

Pa - ra - pa - ra - ba - pa - pa - ra

I'm tired of this burden.

Ah, to rise at dawn,

Put the notebook on the table.

To those who are responsible for us

It's time to understand.

To those who are responsible for us

It's time to understand.

We are little children

We want to walk.

And Athens tells us

They went to war against Sparta.

And I say leave

I want a party soon.

Pa - ra - pa - ra - ba - pa - pa - ra

They went to war against Sparta.

Pa - ra - pa - ra - ba - pa - pa - ra

I want a party soon.

Victor: (walks slowly)

I've been unlucky since this morning. We had five lessons. And on each I was called. And in each subject I got a deuce. Only five deuces per day! Four deuces, probably, I got for the fact that I did not answer the way the teachers would like. But the fifth deuce was put completely unfairly. It’s even ridiculous to say why we were slapped with this unfortunate deuce. For some multiplication table!!!

I started to learn it, even opened the right page… And then the cartoon started, and then the tablet was charged…. Well, in general, they didn’t learn it ... In my opinion, we tried very hard, but the teacher, of course, did not agree. I noticed a long time ago that teachers rarely agree with us. They have such a negative minus.

Comes to the house.

Mom: Vitya, you walked away from school for a long time, you lost a lot of time! And what is it, five deuces! You have no will! Get down to class!

Victor: (sits down at the desk) For lessons when I'm so tired! So, again set the multiplication table to repeat. I will not do this, of course. It is useless to repeat what you still do not know. Let's solve a better problem

So... Some diggers are digging some kind of trench for some unknown reason. Some task is very difficult and stupid.

The cat comes out

Vitya: Five diggers dug a trench of one hundred linear meters in four days. Well, diggers! How to be with them? Maybe multiply them by meters?

Cat: Do not multiply naaaaad, you still won’t know anything.

Vitya: Oh, Kuzya, you are talking! No, I will still multiply the diggers. True, I didn’t learn anything good about them ... Well then, I’ll divide the meters into diggers.

Cat: Do not share

Vitya: No, I'll still share it! …. Well, it's nonsense. It turned out that the work had to be done by one and a half diggers. Why one and a half? How do I know! Okay, it'll do...

Cat: Here is the second problem .... Here you need to find out how many suits the tailor will be able to sew ... 28 meters of fabric, 3 meters per suit ....

Vitya (decides): Wow. Here, I decided ... 27 suits, and there is still a remainder!

Cat: Well, it will do ... .. Now about the brother and sister problem

Victor: (decides) And I decided this one! They will meet in 60 years!

Cat: And soooo will do .... Most importantly, we've decided. How about repeating the multiplication table?

Vitya: No, she is not interesting.

Cat: Here I am, for example, interesting I can figure out the multiplication table! Look!

Three times one - we eat sausage!
Three times two - delicious halva!
Three times three - quickly wipe your nose!
Three times four - the most delicious chocolate in the world!
Three times five - wrong again!
Three times six - I'm hungry!
Three times seven - never eat soup!
Three times eight - welcome!
Three times nine - the world does not believe in cats!
Three times ten - they weigh nothing!

Vitya: oh, it’s nonsense… here again we’ll get a deuce… Yes, we’re tired of these lessons already!!! (throws books)

Suddenly there is a knock

Vitya: Oh, who could it be???

Includes math textbooks grades 1-4

Song and dance tutorials.

1) What kind of children are right now,

No control over them

We waste our health

But they don't care about that.

This one, this one,

Didn't learn the lesson.

This one, this one,

I could only be lazy.

2) Today, children need a lot.

They would dance until they drop,

They would have songs until dawn,

And they don't care about us.

3) Children are our punishment.

We want to give education.

These children are disobedient

They are very boring to study.

Vitya: And who will you be?

M1: Take a closer look! maybe you will know

M2: He's not used to looking at us carefully

Vitya: Yes, these are our textbooks!

M3: No one anywhere in the world treats textbooks like this!

M4: You draw all sorts of nonsense on our pages!

Chorus: Five deuces!

Vitya: But we have prepared lessons today!

M2: You haven't solved a single problem correctly today!

M3: And they didn't learn the multiplication table! But we will help you!

M4: For corrective labor we are sending you to the Land of Unlearned Lessons!

M3: This country is full of surprises!

M2: The whole journey consists of difficulties. It's as clear as two two four

M1: Every step there is life threatening! And until you fix it, there is no turning back for you!

Vitya: Maybe just in this journey I will be able to develop my will and acquire character. And then everyone around says: No character, no will!!

Cat: Exactly! When you return from there with character - everyone will be surprised!

Vitya: So be it. Let's go to this dangerously difficult country of yours!

Tutorials in chorus: It's decided!

M4: I need a spherical object. A soccer ball will do.

You fly, soccer ball,

Don't skip and don't jump

Don't get lost on the way

Fly straight to that country

Where do Viti's mistakes live,

So that he is among the events,

Full of fear and anxiety

I could help myself.

The wind blows, blows everyone behind the curtain

Scene 2. In the land of unlearned lessons.

fairytale music

4 black swans appear.

Dance and song of twos.

And I'm a little deuce

And I'm a little bitch. Sure sure.

I ate mistakes

And I'm trying to mess up.

I scare children at night

I love screaming and cursing.

And I'm a little bastard

And I'm a little bitch.

I have a big neck, a long tail.

And all the lazy people in the world have a question

How to part with me quickly, without fuss.

Only it's not just believe it or not.

Who made friends with me - very, very, very in vain.

Do not get rid of me - which I am very glad about.

Here he is - Vitya - does not know the multiplication table! The gates will not open for those who do not know the multiplication table! Grab it!

The deuces are trying to catch and tie the cat and Vitya.

Vitya: remember, we have been teaching her for so many years!

Kuzya with Vitya:

Five five twenty five

six six - thirty six,

six eight - forty eight,

three times three is nine.

Twos fall and silently crawl away.

Cat. (wipes sweat) Wow birds!

Scene 3. Diggers

Zeplecops come out

Cat: Hide, hide me soon! I'm afraid... I see... legs! I am very afraid when the legs themselves, without a master.

Vitya: And where is everything else? What is above the belt?

Digger 1: Boy! Are you Vitya? My friend asks where is his head?

Vitya: Yes, these are the diggers from that ill-fated task. (digs in his pocket, finds a crumpled piece of paper, thinks) I'll fix it now (decides) The answer is two. The work will be done by two excavators.

Diggers rejoice

Song of the diggers.

The excavator is famous

Highly qualified, oh EU.

We are copanto, disassembled,

Deep this and that, about the EU.

And ditch and transcento

Vyryvanto un momento, about the EU.

And for that respect

We are placed in tasks.

2 excavators.

Both bowed:

1: In work, in life and work

We wish you good luck.

2: Learn always, learn everywhere

And do things right.

Scene 4. The old woman and the old man

An old woman walks, leaning on a stick.

Vitya: Grandma, why are you wearing a pioneer tie?

Grandmother: Because I'm a pioneer, And you, boy, from what class?

Vitya: From the fourth.

Grandmother: And I am from the fourth ... Oh, how my legs hurt! I have traveled many thousands of kilometers. Today I finally have to meet my brother. He walks towards me.

One boy solved the problem. From two villages, the distance between which is twelve kilometers, brother and sister came out towards each other ...

The boy decided that they would meet in sixty years. We submitted to this stupid, evil, wrong decision. And so everything goes, let's go ... We are exhausted, we are old ...

The old man came out.

Old man: Hello, sister!

They hugged and cried

Vitya: So it's me - that boy Vitya, let's solve the problem again!

Solving a problem with a cat

You were supposed to meet in two hours!

The old people immediately turned into pioneers, and they were very happy.

We are no longer gray

We are young guys.

We are no longer old

We are students again.

We have completed the task.

No more walking!

We are free. It means

You can sing and dance!

The brother and sister waved goodbye and ran away.

Scene 5. Tailor

There is a tailor:

Vitya: Look, Kuzya, what a sad uncle. Let's help him too! who are you?!

Portnoy: I'm an innocent convict. I am an unfortunate tailor, I was accused of theft. And the boy Vitya is to blame for everything!

As head of the sewing workshop, I received twenty-eight meters of fabric. It was necessary to find out how many suits can be sewn from it, for each suit 3 meters. And to my grief, this very Vitya decides that I should sew twenty-seven suits out of twenty-eight meters, and even get one meter left. Well, how can twenty-seven suits be sewn when only one suit takes three meters?

Cat: That boy!

Vitya: Yes, I am that boy. But I'll fix it, let's solve the problem again! (decides) You only had to make nine suits

Tailor: Hooray, well done, you solved my problem! Thank you! Glory to Mathematics!

P1. There is a rumor about mathematics,

That she puts her mind in order,

Because good words

People often talk about her.

You give us mathematics

To overcome hardships hardening,

Youth is learning with you

Develop both will and ingenuity.

P2. And for the fact that in creative work

Help out in difficult times

Today we sincerely to you

Sending thunderous applause!

You see, Vitya, how much trouble you have done! Who is stopping you from studying well?

There is such a person! It's me! But I decided to fight myself. I realized that knowledge is very necessary in life.

Enter Five.

Well done, Vitya, this is the main thing, you finally realized that you have to overcome all the difficulties yourself! Now you can cultivate the will and character in yourself, and cope with all the difficulties in life! Your adventure is over. You can return home!

To the song Teach at school, everyone gathers on stage and sings in chorus

Thank you for your attention!

Characters.

Mom (robe) -

Vitya-

Cat (cat's hat, tail, vest) -

Mathematics 1 (a cape with numbers and a 1st grade textbook)-

Mathematics 2 (cloak with numbers and 2nd grade textbook)-

Mathematics 3 (cloak with numbers and 3rd grade textbook)-

Mathematics 4 (cloak with numbers and 4th grade textbook)

9,10One and a half diggers (one in a cap, shirt, overalls, a shovel in his hand; the other crouches, the shirt covers his knees) -

11,12Grandmother and grandfather (pioneer ties, boy-girl costumes and old lady clothes) -

13,14Tailors (meter, rulers, fabrics) -

15,16,17,18Deuces-

19Five-

Props.

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Based on the fairy tale by Leah Geraskina

6 A represents

Task number 2.

For 1 suit the tailor spends

28-1=27(suits)-and 1m leftover

Task number 3.

12x6=60(hours)

5 diggers dig

for 4 days 100 meters of trench. How many diggers does it take to dig 40 meters of trench in the same time?

100:5=20 (m) each excavator digs

40:20=2 (digger)

Task number 2.

For 1 suit the tailor spends

3 meters of fabric. How many suits will he make out of 28 m?

28:3 = 9 (suits) - and 1 m remainder

Task number 3.

From two villages, the distance between which is 12 km, a brother and a sister came out towards each other. After what time will they meet if the speed of approach is 6 km/h?

12:6=2(hours)

EXTRA-CLASS HISTORY EVENT
FOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
Purpose: instilling interest in the study of history; development of creative abilities of students.
Performance "Yegor's Adventures in the Land of Unlearned Lessons"
Characters:
Egor - student
One, Two - servants of the queen of the country of Unlearned lessons
Queen of the Land of Lessons Unlearned
geese
Alexander the Great
Genghis Khan
Ivan the Terrible
Catherine II
Troika, Four, Five - Egor's friends
Between the scenes there is a musical accompaniment corresponding to the episode.
SCENE 1
Yegor is sitting at the table on the stage, trying to learn his homework in history.
Egor: Oh, how tired
Drill history.
'Cause if I don't learn
It will sting again
Natalya Light Vasilievna, (says with a grimace)
Make the text learn.
When class will dishonor:
- Egor, don't talk nonsense here!
And the wise men echo her:
- What a shame, Yegor!
Both Romans and Greeks
Mixed up in the head
And the dates are even worse -
Don't stick with me! (Yawns)
Ah, her story! (Waving hand)
I'll rest better.
And look at history
I, having gone to sleep (falls asleep over a book)
One and Two appear near Yegor
Unit: Oh, the client is maturing! (Looks at Yegor, rubbing his hands)
Deuce: Let our cute little one forget everything. (Conjures over Yegor)
The queen of the country of Lessons Unlearned appears on the stage and sits on the throne. She addresses the servants
Queen: Wake up this lazy man
Pretty rascal!
The servants wake up Yegor. Seeing the queen, he is first afraid of her, and then, emboldened, turns to her
Egor: Pinch me.
I don't understand where am I? (looks around, sees the queen)
What kind of ghost is this? (points to the queen)
Or is it an obsession?
Queen: And you, my dear, are also a boor.
I will not let myself be humiliated! (Knocks staff)
One and Two grab Yegor.
Queen: I have prepared a test for you.
And this is not the worst punishment!
Egor: So I'm used to doing nothing
And get stuck for it.
From me, like water off a duck's back,
And the punishment is nonsense!
Queen: And you are an insolent, which you will not find,
So, until you find
At least a drop of knowledge in my head,
Hear your own judgment!
One and Two are dragging a chopping block and an axe. Yegor, frightened, screams
Egor: Oh, queen, have mercy
And let me go!
Queen: Oh no! You've been idle for a long time
I didn't study hard.
From my kingdom
The paths are open for
Who can with the help of brains
Find keys to all locks.
And there are at least five of them!
Can you easily pass
All trials on the way -
The gates will open for you
You will return home forever!
Egor nods his head in fear.
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Queen: But if you do not overcome the path,
I will turn you into a slave.
And you can't get out
You will always be in poverty!
The queen addresses the servants
Queen: And now, my faithful servants,
One and Two are exemplary,
Throw it away on the path of history,
Let him take trouble stoically.
Yegor faints from fear, and the servants drag him to the edge of the stage.
Unit: Heavy, parasite!
In vain he eats his lunch.
Deuce: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't help the mother,
But the products gobble up well!
SCENE 2
Egor lies unconscious from the experienced emotions. Fly in, screaming loudly, geese. Yegor is noticed and Yegor is woken up with a blow of his beak.
1st goose: Who are you? What did you loosen up?
2nd goose: You lay down on a foreign land!
1st goose: Ah! This is an unfinished Gaul!
2nd goose: Probably lagged behind his own.
Egor: Who are you? Get out of here! (Tries to brush off the geese)
1st goose: Look at this miracle!
2nd goose: Yes, he does not know history,
Now he will suffer for it!
Geese begin to peck Yegor in turn.

1st goose: We saved the proud, eternal city!
2nd goose: And you are an ignorant, careless stump
The geese continue to peck at Yegor.
1st goose: Well, name our city,
But no, stupid, die here!
Egor covers his head with his hands, trying to remember the name of the city.
Egor: ParisVeniceMadrid!
2nd goose: Yes, you are "smart" like King David! (mockingly)
Egor: Please don't hit me, sir.
I remembered, I remembered - this is Rome!!!
The geese retreat.
1st goose: Yes, we saved Rome from the Gauls! (Speaks proudly)
And you continue to learn it.
A bandaged Troika crawls out from the corner of the stage and hurries over to Yegor.
Troika: Let's go, screaming ones, let's go! (chasing away the geese)
Egor, we found the first key! (brings Egor to life)
Egor: Thank you, dear, I will never forget
Your service. I promise that I will
Though occasionally a book, but still open
Troika: In this field I wish to dare!
SCENE 3
Yegor, waving after the departing Troika, walks cautiously looking around.
Egor: There is one key, but you need five.
How long should the poor suffer?
The clatter of hooves is heard. Alexander the Great appears.
A. Macedonian: Who are you, despicable slave?
Are you not happy with your king?
Fall, wretch, on your knees!
Or have you forgotten from laziness?
Yegor kneels, frightened by Alexander's menacing voice. Starts to mutter.
Egor: Monsieur, I don't know you Sir,
Perhaps you are the mayor of Moscow?
Macedonian brandishes a spear at Yegor.
A. Macedonian: Great Alexander I,
After all, I'm famous for hiking!
Not only everyone knows me,
But even my horse.
Come on, ignoramus, remember
What is the name of the horse, otherwise - blame!
Egor: (barely breathing) Oh, I remember something about the horse
Say, his name is Star?
Macedonian advances on Yegor.
Egor: Oh, wait, don't rush!
He's a Torch, no? Well I'm sorry
A. Makedonsky: (impatiently)
My horse is called Boo
Egor: RA-TI-NO (with hope in his voice)
A. Makedonsky: Die, despicable beast! (Angry, swings a spear)
Egor: I remembered, I remembered - BUCEPHAL!
Our teacher told me.
A. Makedonsky, contemptuously throwing the key, leaves the stage.
A. Makedonsky: You saved yourself from death.
Of course I was amused
Yegor, wiping sweat from his forehead, examines the key.
Egor: Oh ho-ho, only two keys.
My fate is not easy
SCENE 4
The clatter of hooves is heard again.
Egor: What kind of dust flies in your eyes?
Again clatter from under the hooves?
Genghis Khan appears on the scene.
Egor: (mistaking the khan for a tramp)
Who it? From what road?
What, are you taking away, right, legs?
Genghis Khan: Ah, wrong, with whom he compared. (Burning with anger)
I conquered Asia and half of Europe a long time ago!
Egor: Again I got into trouble.
Sorry that's wrong (backs away)
Genghis Khan: Fall down, kiss the shoe,
Otherwise, I'll erase it from the earth!
Quickly answer who I am!
Not that, your head
It will fly off your shoulders in just a moment.
Tell me what you have achieved
Your great master?
Egor: You are alone in history
You have a major rank, (trying to remember)
You hold a post
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The Four appears on the horizon and makes a hint on a piece of paper.
Egor: You are a khan! (pleased)
And you are called - Genghis Khan!!!
Genghis Khan: Wow, shaitan, you guessed it -
You got the third key!
Yegor picks up the key thrown by Genghis Khan and turns to the Four.
Egor: How I survived, we will know
Only you and me
Four: I just knew how to wait,
Like no one else.
Egor: There are only two tests left
Four: And the more terrible the punishment.
The four are waving to Yegor. He moves on, looking into the distance. A bell ringing is heard.
Egor: Oh, I see the royal chambers.
Maybe I'll be welcome there.
Yegor notices Ivan the Terrible on the throne.
Egor: And I saw this gentleman
In a popular movie.
Even though I know, thank God!
I'll find my way home quickly.
SCENE 5
Yegor approaches Ivan the Terrible and bows low to him.
Ivan the Terrible: Why, serf, did he appear without a report?
Go faster, what do you want?
Egor: Yes, I would like to get a key,
To open knowledge with that key.

Ivan the Terrible: Look, he wants the key to gratuitousness!
And he is to you, son, according to his rank?
I'll put you on a stake right now,
If you do not answer in your mind.
Come on, quickly answer:
Siberia, who took it? Don't mess up!
Egor (aside): I thought it would be easy here.
It wasn't there, oh ho ho!
I remember the picture in the lesson (scratches in the back of the head)
Yes, I was just busy (screams happily)
No, I remembered! (Begins to speak with confidence in his voice)
Yermak led his troops there
And he did exactly the right thing!
(Eleino addresses the king)
At your command
By royal will.
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Ivan the Terrible: Yes, you are smart, kid.
And I thought I was stupid.
The fourth key - on, receive.
And mind, don't lose your mind!
Yegor bows to the king and leaves. He is met by the Four (with a plus sewn on clothes).
Four: Did you take your feet from Grozny?
With you, we are clearly on the road!
My friends will help you.
SCENE 6
Egor continues on his way. He peers into the distance and notices the palace.
Egor: Oh, I see the royal palace.
Is this the end for me? (Speaks anxiously)
They will ask here for nothing.
Oh, at least the thoughts are not lost.
Catherine II comes out. Yegor bows at the sight of the queen.
Catherine II: You know me, my young friend,
Since you were here not suddenly?
Egor: Your Majesty cannot be confused with anyone.
(Aside) Oh, at least not to confuse the name:
Elizabeth, Catherine
(Joyfully) You are the daughter of a German nobleman!

Catherine II: I am very flattered, you are right.
I will test you how smart you are.
I have just returned from my travels.
Soul full of joy.
My heart fluttered
I was satisfied with everything.
You answer me, friend, in full
So where have I been?
Steps aside and painfully recalls the events of history.
Egor: The heart goes to the heels.
Now to play hide and seek.
I probably don't know
She flew where her soul was.
And I thought the key was close -
My hope is a ray.
I won’t get home to Crimea, (sadly)
I will find bondage here.
I remembered my homeland not in vain,
My family is waiting for me there
I do not suffer from a memory disorder (thoughtfully)
And I think I know the answer!
Egor turns to the queen.
Egor: You are on a journey, queen,
They saw, however, fables.
When the villages passed
You were greeted with great pomp.
They escorted you back with a smile.
You traveled around your kingdom -
Large expanses of the state.
Count Potemkin himself met you,
Accompanied from Kherson to the Crimea.
Five jumps to the center of the stage.
Five: Wow! Hooray! Finally
My suffering is over!
(hugs Egor)
I've been waiting for you, Yegor.
And the verdict is overturned!
(Shakes Yegor by the shoulders)
Catherine II: Hold the key, my friend, from the gates.
And let there be no barriers for you
In history, science is difficult,
Sometimes a little reckless.
But the one who does not know the past -
Don't dream about the future!
Egor receives the last key from the queen. Catherine leaves, the queen of the country of Lessons Unlearned appears.
Queen: Well, well, young friend Yegor,
I canceled the sentence.
You have rightfully earned the keys
And this is very to my liking.
You are no longer lazy in life,
Strive to the heights of knowledge.
I say goodbye to you forever.
Forget your way here.
The queen makes a motion with her hand, and Yegor is sleeping at the table again.
He screams in his sleep.
Egor: I promise I will.
I will teach history!
Yegor wakes up from a scream and looks around.
Egor: And what not to see in a dream
It's time for me to get some air.
One and Two crawl out from behind the chair again and grab Yegor.
Egor: So it was real?
Get out, get lost! Puff, puff, puff!!!
Picks up books from the table.
Egor: I swear! Don't move me.
I will read books.
And units with a thirst for revenge
I give up forever!