Write a fairy tale turnip in a colloquial style of speech. "Turnip" in official business style

"Turnip" in official business style

Citizen Makhorkin Nestor Petrovich, born in 1930 decided to take up farming. Having acquired a land plot of twenty hectares, he decided to grow annual (biennial) herbaceous plants, the cabbage genus, the cabbage (cruciferous) family, hereinafter referred to as turnips.

Makhorkin N.P. sowed the entire sown area with turnips. With the onset of autumn, Nestor Petrovich noticed that the turnip had grown big. He himself could not cope with the turnip. Nestor Petrovich invited his wife, citizen Makhorkina Avdotya Mikhailovna, to participate in the cleaning company, who, having assessed the scale of the harvest, decided to immediately inform her grandchildren about her misfortune. The daughter of Natalia Vladimirovna and Anatoly Andreyevich Prokhorov, citizen Marina, who is Nestor Petrovich and Avdotya Mikhailovna's granddaughter, responded to a request for help. Arriving at the scene, Marina Anatolyevna was instructed in safety at work and went directly to work. However, the joint efforts of Nestor Petrovich, Avdotya Mikhailovna and Marina were not enough. Having shown vigilance, Marina Anatolyevna called her subordinates, the dog Zhuchka and the cat Natashka, to agricultural work. Unfortunately, this team did not cope with the task. Passing by this agricultural collapse, the mouse Pelageya offered her services to the workers in the field of agricultural work, and in particular harvesting. The offer of help from Pelageya was accepted, and an hour later the turnip harvest was over. All workers employed in this cleaning company were awarded the title of "Honorary Worker of the Village", and Pelageya, as the most outstanding worker, received a state award.

1. Fairy tale "Turnip", presented in a scientific style
At the beginning of the spring fieldwork season, an elderly farmer planted various vegetable crops, including a two-year-old root plant of the cruciferous turnip family. After the period of ripening of the turnip root crop, when it was enriched with all useful mineral salts, fiber and vitamins, the harvest was started on the farm. However, the root crop reached such an impressive size that the elderly farmer, who did not have great physical strength, was unable to extract it from the soil alone.
Through consistent manipulations and efforts - by involving all members of the farmer's family (his wife and a minor granddaughter living with them) in the process of extracting the root crop, as well as using the power of draft animals (cats, dogs and mice), the turnip root crop was successfully extracted from the soil. Note, however, that the use of cats, dogs and mice as draft or pack animals is not typical for this area.
The reasons for the growth of a turnip root of such a size and such a mass is a phenomenon that has not yet been studied; no such case has yet been reported in the scientific literature. Undoubtedly, this is the business of future generations of young scientists, and this topic has great prospects for further research.

2. Fairy tale "Turnip", presented in an official business style
Farm director
From the oldest farmer
grandfather
Statement.
I ask you to provide me with technical assistance in the form of one tractor for harvesting turnip root crops growing in my backyard. The root crop reaches the following sizes: diameter - 5 meters; height excluding tops - 3 meters, height including tops - 10 meters. It is not possible to harvest the root crop (extract it from the ground) by the members of one farm (Babki, Granddaughters, Bugs, Cats, Mice).
Number.
Signature.

3. Fairy tale "Turnip", presented in a journalistic style
Reporting from the scene.
An amazing harvest was grown by the oldest farmer of one of the farms in our region, Ded. Even the old-timers will not remember this: on the site of Grandfather and his family, turnips of immense size have grown. At first, the respected farmer tried to pull out the turnip himself, but he did not succeed. I had to call my wife for help, but even with her help, Grandfather could not pull out a turnip. Then all members of the family were called to help, but even their joint efforts were not enough!
And only when a tractor arrived to help grandfather, the turnip was finally pulled out of the ground and cut into separate pieces with a chainsaw.
Our newspaper will follow the further successes of Grandfather in his difficult agricultural field.

Art style:
Grandfather planted a turnip - it grew big, big. The grandfather began to drag a turnip out of the ground: he pulls, he pulls, he cannot pull it out. The grandfather called the grandmother for help. Grandmother for grandfather, grandfather for turnip: they pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out.
The grandmother called her granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother, grandmother for grandfather, grandfather for turnip: they pull, they pull, they cannot pull it out.
The granddaughter called Zhuchka. A bug for a granddaughter, a granddaughter for a grandmother, a grandmother for a grandfather, a grandfather for a turnip: they pull, they pull, they cannot pull it out.
Bug called Masha the cat. Masha for the Beetle, the Beetle for the granddaughter, the granddaughter for the grandmother, the grandmother for the grandfather, the grandfather for the turnip: they pull, they pull, they cannot pull it out.
Masha clicked the mouse. Mouse for Masha, Masha for Bug, Bug for granddaughter, granddaughter for grandmother, grandmother for grandfather, grandfather for turnip: pull-pull - they pulled out the turnip.

Journalistic style:
Grandfather planted a turnip, and it grew very large, because grandfather looked after his garden very well, because the larger the crop, the easier it will be to survive the winter. However, it was not possible to pull out a turnip alone, and he decided to call a grandmother for help. But the two of them didn't work either. And only all together: grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, bug, cat Mashka and Mouse - managed to pull out a turnip. This is the main plus of collective work, because it is not in vain that the proverb “One man is not a warrior” exists among the people! What could not be done by one person can be easily mastered by a close-knit team.

Scientific style:
An elderly man planted turnips on his plot of land, and when it came time to harvest, he found that the turnips had grown very large, which could be due to the high fertility of the soil and good care of the crops.
Having tried to harvest, the above-mentioned elderly man realized that in this case it was impossible to manage on his own and asked his wife for help. But even together they could not apply enough force to pull the turnip to the surface. Even with the help of their granddaughter, Zhuchka, the cat Masha, they did not achieve a positive result. Only by calling the Mouse and lining up in a chain (F grandfather + F grandmother + F granddaughter + F Bugs + F Mashka + F mice), all those gathered were able to act on the turnip with such a force (F total) that was greater than or equal to the opposing force (F turnip) holding the turnip underground. And according to Newton's third law, F of action is equal to F of reaction, i.e. Ftotal=-Frep.

Well, in the end...
Stem style:
Grandfather planted a turnip ... and it grew insanely big) Grandfather began to drag this mega-turnip out of the ground and NIASILIL! For well, oh-oh-very mega-turnip) Then he called a grandmother, but together this single cell of society, better known under the code name "family", could not pull out a turnip. The grandmother decided that she couldn’t do without a granddaughter - they say, fresh blood, a lot of energy and all that, but what is it ?! It never helped, honestly harpist!)) As a result, living creatures went into action - a dog with a cat) It doesn’t matter! if it helped, then the mouse was good, right? ;) As a result - a turnip in the wild, but I myself would be afraid to eat such a turnip (I never ate a turnip at all = /), I would be horrified by the size ... in our times you have to be more careful!

The last style turned out not to be a fountain ((((yes, the publicistic one doesn’t rule). I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t do something like that - very much I would like, because I got a fairy tale! It could have been better, but brains are no longer cooked)

Kolobok. Russian folk tale, translated

Formal - business style

Official letter

Citizens Grandfather and Baba, living in a legal marriage for a long time, had a barn in their subsidiary farm. It has long been its function - the storage of flour - did not perform. And the woman, being a resourceful and economic woman, at the first request of her husband scraped together, churned two handfuls of flour and baked Kolobok.

But this creature, like all children, having reached a certain maturity in development, decided to run away from home. Apparently, realizing that as a food product it is unsuitable, because it could speak and even sing.

According to the testimony of witnesses, Kolobok successfully escaped the tenacious paws of the Hare, the Wolf and the Bear. He failed to get away from Lisa. The fox, a creature from the "it's all dogs" squad, prone to anti-legal behavior, showed ingenuity (pretending to be deaf) and asked to sing again, after sitting on her nose.

The above fact plunged Kolobok into mental turmoil, which led to inevitable death.

Conversational style

friendly letter

Imagine this. I sit at home, look out the window. Day. Stuffy. Around - not a soul. Suddenly I see something round on the next window. I took a closer look - Kolobok! Ba! I think the old Kolobok baked after all! And what? He jumped from the window sill to the bench, from the bench to the grass, then to the path - and that was it! Run away, you bastard! One must think that his fate is unenviable, he probably fell into the clutches of a fox. Well, nothing - forward science to the rest!

Journalistic style

We will talk about fairy tales ... How many generations of children grew up on the fairy tales of the Russian people. How many children are waiting with fear for the last word from the famous fairy tale "... and ate ...". Yes, yes, with fear. It is at this tender age that the joy of recognition is great, the charm of the play of the imagination. And then what? One disappointment: I ate it, then I broke it ... What are we going to, what do we teach, what do we want to see in the younger generation? Gingerbread Man ... He wanted to - rolled down, ran away, moreover, commenting on his "feat" with a deafening roar of joy:

I left my grandmother, I left my grandfather!

Our world has reached a critical stage. Children no longer obey their parents; from childhood they take the reins of government into their own hands. What I want, then I turn back. Apparently, the end of the world is not very far away. Where is the root of evil? Is it not in ourselves, reading to the children at night: “Kolobok got tired of lying, he rolled from the window to the bench, from the bench to the floor and to the door ...”

Let the coward and coward perish without glory! If death, then in battle! So let's call for glorious deeds and brave deeds!

scientific style

Dictionary entry

The name Gingerbread Man is a round-shaped creature, which consists mainly of water and flour (an egg is a bonding factor) and is intended to be eaten as a main product (instead of bread).

Blog post topics come to mind in different ways. Sometimes you get a push to them quite by accident. So, the work of my friend Tamara Alekseevna Zavoyskaya prompted me to this post. I listened to her voice acting "Ryaba Hen", and remembered that there is interesting material about this very chicken in my "Treasured Chest"!

My guys participated in the All-Russian Olympiad. They were given the following task: Write a fairy tale about the chicken Ryaba in all styles of the literary language.

Such interesting work! I present to your attention the variants of the fairy tale by Xenia E.

"Ryaba Hen" in scientific style

There were two people on planet Earth, belonging to the type of chordates, the subtype of vertebrates, the class of mammals, the order of primates, the family of hominids, the genus Man ( Homo), the species Homo sapiens ( Homo sapiens) - grandfather and woman. And they had a chicken female of a detachment of birds named Ryaba. By some strange coincidence, Ryaba laid an egg made of yellow precious metal, malleable, inert in air, solid and durable, located in group I of the periodic system of chemical elements of D.I. Mendeleev, whose atomic number is 79 and whose atomic mass is 196.9665.

And so Homo sapiens grandfather tried to break an egg, but he could not do it, since gold is a hard and durable metal. Homo sapiens woman also tried to break the egg, but this time the egg did not undergo any significant physical change.

A representative of the family of mammals of the rodent order, a mouse that lived on the territory of the grandfather and the woman illegally - without a residence permit, long wanted by the police of the morals of the grandfather and the woman, ran across the food zone of Homo sapiens - on the table. By an inexplicable accident, there was an egg on the table. The mouse, in turn, running away from the representatives of the authorities, brushed away the gold reserve of the grandfather and the woman with its separate mobile rear section of the body. The egg fell and broke.

As a result of this, the grandfather and the woman began to make sounds called sobs. But the chicken brought Homo sapiens to an adequate state by the promise she made.

Science is amazed at the birth of a talking chicken, laying golden and simple eggs interspersed.

"Ryaba Hen" in official business style

Statement of the defendant of the mouse in the lawsuit against her Grandfather and Baba

I, a mouse, settled in Grandfather and Baba's living space without their permission. The chicken Ryaba legally lived with the above-mentioned citizens. As payment, Ryaba carried eggs, which went to the full use of Grandfather and Baba.

On September 12, 2006, Ryaba laid a golden egg. As a result of the meeting, Grandfather and Baba announced their decision to break the egg. But due to circumstances, they failed to implement their decision. I, a mouse citizen, considered it my duty to help people who rented an apartment to me for free, and broke an egg, waving my tail. This offended Grandfather and Baba, as evidenced by their joint crying. Chicken Ryaba gave an obligation to lay a simple egg, thereby reassuring Grandfather and Baba.

I ask the court to consider my good intentions and sincere confession.

30.09.06. Mouse

"Ryaba Hen" in colloquial style

Once upon a time there was a grandfather and a woman, and they had a Ryaba chicken called Hammer. And she laid eggs all year round. Once Ryaba laid an egg for gold, which so blinded the balls, just like the chain of a new Russian. The chicken became thieves-preblatnaya. Grandfather and grandmother stirred their brains, the idea was thrown out: they decided to break an egg, what if there is a diamond inside the gold? And then they beat, beat, puffed up, steamed - they can’t break eggs! Only they became sad, the mouse runs on the table, the steepness is already rushing. The mouse turned out to be huge, and its tail swung so much. She dropped the egg on the floor, the grandfather and the woman burst into tears. Kura was immediately stunned, stopped singing and sat down, laid a new egg - not golden, but simple. Grandfather and woman were happy, they danced until the morning. And now they have their own business: they began to breed chickens and sell eggs.

"Ryaba Hen" in a journalistic style

In the town N huge trouble! We all know the largest firm producing Faberge golden eggs. I'm afraid the company will shut down altogether. Last night the Fabergés were making another work of art. But when they turned away for a second, the ruthless calculating huge mouse broke the egg! Chicken Ryaba has the strongest stress! According to veterinary forecasts, the hen will never lay golden eggs again! Where are the authorities looking? Crowds of mice are storming our beautiful city. How long will this continue? In this situation, there is only one positive moment: the Ryaba hen began to lay simple eggs, and the Faberge spouses will not go bankrupt.

"Ryaba Hen" in artistic style

Once upon a time there were grandparents in the world. They lived in a small but very picturesque village near the blue river. Carefree and happy, they woke up every day with a smile on their face. And they had a cute hen on the farm - Ryaba hen. Kind and dreamy, she always wanted to fly. And then one day a hen laid a golden egg of incredible beauty, shining like the sun. The old people thought the Duma and decided to break the creation. Grandfather beat, beat - did not break, grandmother beat, beat - did not break. The grandfather and the woman were sad, bored. But the brave little mouse ran across the table, wagged its tail and broke the testicle. At first, the grandfather and grandmother burst into tears, but then they realized that nothing terrible had happened. And the hen Ryaba promised to lay many more eggs. And they healed, as before - happily and carefree.