About school with love in prose. The most important words about the native school (compositions of students)

Each of us during training inevitably faced different funny and ridiculous situations. A lot of interesting, memorable and fun things happen in the educational institution every day. That is why there are so many seminal quotes about school and study. Reading funny sayings, a person remembers his experience, friends and teachers, as well as various funny cases and jokes.

Funny quotes about school for cool statuses

A school is an institution where children are taught the necessary and unnecessary mixed up, in every possible way preventing them from distinguishing one from the other.

Ambition is when you go to the exam, you think that you know 2, and when they put 4, you wonder why not 5?

Leaving the lesson, the boy Misha slammed the door so hard that Grisha, who was sitting on the windowsill, also left the lesson.

The biggest lie when writing an essay: "List of used literature."

They say that no one died from knowledge, but the skeleton in the biology room makes me wary.

We learn all our lives, not counting the ten years spent at school.

The beating of the heart is louder, the stomach twists, the knees begin to tremble, the eyes are frightened. Love? No, the teacher just says the phrase: “So, it will go to the blackboard ...”

When setting a homework assignment, teachers aim at students, but hit their parents.

First-graders happily go to school on September 1 only because their parents did not say how much they would have to study there.

Who gets up early, they say: “Sit down! The lesson is not over yet!”

As soon as I was going to take up my mind, the school year ended.

School is our home! Conclusion: it's better to be a bum!

Announcement near the educational institution: “Especially for those who like to skip school: we invite you to temperature increase courses!”

Grade 1-5: - Mom help me decide ...
Grade 6-11: - Maaam! Leave me alone! They didn't really ask anything.

1. Knowledge is power!
2. There is power - no need for mind!
3. No mind - consider a cripple!
Conclusion: knowledge cripple a person!

And why is school not the place where you come earlier - you leave earlier?!

School is nerves to hell, constant lack of sleep and offline in VK.

We go to 1st grade with a portfolio that is 2 times larger than us. As a result, at 11 we arrive with one package

On the test, our class is like one big family, but the family has its black sheep.

At all lessons I sit like a politician: I don’t know anything, but I make a smart face.

I used to think that teaching lessons was the worst thing in the world. Nothing! The worst thing to do is teach lessons with your child.

The first grader is dragged to school. He rests on everything and shouts: “Eleven years! For what?!"

In high school, independent work ceases to be independent. It is already collective.

I never let school interfere with my education.

It was only once to skip classes, as it became a habit!

A loser has two things: a car and an apartment, a triplet has three of them: a car, an apartment and a dacha. And an excellent student has five things: a bald head, big glasses, a stomach ulcer, a duty to the state and a certificate of honor for academic excellence.

Sometimes you say to yourself: you need to take up your mind! And then you sit, think and understand, but there’s nothing to take on ...

The most terrible phrase of school childhood: “So, now we put away the textbooks and take out double sheets of paper ...”

On Monday morning before school, what diseases just do not worsen ...

School time, despite any difficulties, is considered one of the happiest and most carefree periods in a person's life. It is during these years that we find our first friends, who most often remain for life, the first love, which really is the brightest and purest. There are a lot of quotes about the school, and many students and teachers use them on their pages on social networks or just in everyday life. Funny phrases are what you need to read before the start of the school year so that it starts with a smile!

You mastered the shock
A hundred rules and sciences,
But there is still a little
At the institute - 1000 pieces! And here is the end!
And maybe even strange
You will be without teachers, guys ...
Do not disperse immediately - I'll tell you
What they say in parting to loved ones:
“I wish you to walk through life boldly,
I wish everyone to find happiness
May it come true that everyone wanted.
On the road, friend! Have a good trip!"

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Dear our teachers!
On this holiday - Teachers' Day
Forget all your worries
And look at the world more cheerfully.
You are always a source of light for us,
And the guys are all, as if by agreement,
They bring you beautiful bouquets.
And for them the radiance of your eyes -
Best reward for hard work
Better than any of the accolades.
And they have one desire:
Just to bring joy to you.
For your sincere smile
Both the student and each student
Instantly correct all his mistakes
And will not repeat them in the future.
You carry the torch of knowledge for everyone,
The one that will never go out.
May your wishes come true
Let trouble not visit your house!
Your life is lessons, children,
Your life is patient worries.
We love you like no one else in the world!
And we repeat not for beautiful words:
"We love you!"

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It used to be in our class
Lots of messes
There were joys, sorrows,
We mooed under the desks,
But they helped each other out.
And now they are different:
We don’t rush anywhere in a flock ...
A half-asleep guy walks -
Busy with himself.
Without discussion and controversy -
Almost everyone is an academic.
And the girls are good
neck ornaments,
They have pins in their hair,
And the words are quite prickly!
"What to do - a difficult age!
We often hear this exclamation.
But we'll help each other out
If we have a hard time.

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... And here is the call,
The school house is emptying quickly.
In the ringing silence
Last steps.
But in a quiet class you are all sitting at the table,
And again, your students are in front of you.
And in silence you think of them
Yesterday strangers, now relatives,
About their question, about your answer,
For something that doesn't have an answer...
And tomorrow the day will come again
And school joyful people
Fill the floors with noise
And whirl in the whirlwind of life!
Once upon a time on the third desk against the wall
I dreamed about the future and was in a hurry to become an adult
Even then you decided to be a teacher,
The difficult one chose the path, but he knew that he had enough strength.
And again at school silence,
And the old globe by the window
In the magazine suffix and case,
And so many fates and hopes ...
In your hands is the fate of the country, the fate of the land,
Your students' dreams will come true.
They sow bread, guide ships along the course,
Dedicate life to children, as you did ...
And again at school silence,
And the old globe by the window
In the magazine suffix and case,
And so many fates and hopes ...

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Calls
Agniya Barto
I am Volodya's marks
I know without a diary.
If a brother comes
With a trio
There are three calls.
If suddenly we have
In the apartment
The ringing starts
So five
or four
He received today.
If he comes
With a deuce
I hear from afar
Two short ones are distributed,
indecisive
call.
Well, what if
Unit,
He quietly
There is a knock on the door.

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TEACHER
And again in the gilding of poplar,
And Skoda is like a ship at the pier,
Where teachers wait for students
To start a new life.
There is no richer and more generous in the world,
Than these people, forever young.
We remember all our teachers
Although they themselves are almost gray-haired.
They are in the fate of each of us,
They pass through it like a red thread.
We proudly pronounce every time
Simple three words: "This is my teacher."
We are all in his best hands:
Scientist, doctor, politician and builder...
Live always in your students
And be happy, our captain-teacher!

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School, school, world of sciences,
The world of dreams, knowledge, light.
The only sad thing is that she
Closed for children in summer.
I'm proud of everything that you have -
Abode of children's dreams, dreams -
You embrace everyone
From meeting to parting.
Happy school days are countless
That time won't pass without a trace
And, taking flattery to heart,
We love the school unrequitedly.
Korenev Pavel, 11-A class

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for TEACHER'S day
How many springs have already flown by!
We can't stop these years
And for you the main thing was -
To teach children day by day.
Let bad weather not look into your house
And diseases will not find roads.
We wish you health and happiness!
And thank you for your good work!

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Don't you dare forget the teachers.
They care about us and remember
And in the silence of thoughtful rooms
Waiting for our return and news.
They miss these infrequent meetings.
And no matter how many years have passed
Teacher's happiness builds up
From our student victories.
And sometimes we are so indifferent to them:
On New Year's Eve, I do not send them congratulations,
And in the bustle or just out of laziness
We don't write, we don't visit, we don't call.
They are waiting for us. They are watching us
And rejoice every time for those
Who will pass the exam somewhere again
For courage, for honesty, for success.
Don't you dare forget the teachers.
May life be worthy of their efforts.
Russia is famous for its teachers,
The disciples bring glory to her.
Don't you dare forget the teachers.
A. Dementiev

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Branch of MOBU "Solnechnaya secondary school" - "Ovsishchenskaya school"

A word about school

(from school history)

Fulfilled teacher

primary school

Panteleeva Svetlana

Mikhailovna

March 2013

A word about school.

The school is a workshop where the thought of the younger generation is formed, you must hold it firmly in your hands if you do not want to let go of the future.

School ... Every person forever remembers school years, teachers, classmates. In short, a school family that is always remembered.

Growing up, with a smile, you remember various situations, sometimes, it would seem, both offensive and ingenuous. And how much joy from meetings on the Internet on the Odnoklassniki website! Life develops, making significant changes, which, of course, is reflected in the school.

The school, in my opinion, is a living organism with its own history and traditions. There are many schools in the Tver region where I was born, studied and work.

In my life there were two small rural schools: in the villages of Kuznetsovo and der. Dyatlovo, Vyshnevolotsky district. The first had an impact on my future profession. My first primary school teacher Smelova Tatyana Alekseevna served as a model. More than 20 years have passed, and I still remember a young, modest, kind and at the same time strict, demanding and fair mentor.

Another school, Dyatlovskaya, contributed to my development as a teacher. I studied, did internships in primary school, and have been teaching children here for more than 10 years.

The school, although small and located in a rural outback, is unique in its history.

More than a century ago, it was located in the house of the priest of the Yegoryevskaya church, vil. Voloshnya, the so-called Voloshin school. An interesting fact is that earlier this building belonged to the famous composer Anton Rubinstein, who wrote the second part of the opera The Demon here. This was once told by the watchman of the house, as well as the former director of the school, Leonid Fedorovich Zagorsky. Later, Rubinstein's house was purchased by the landowner Wintergarten, and the last owner was the merchant Fedorov from St. Petersburg.

Voloshinskaya, a seven-year, then an eight-year school was transferred to a one-story wooden building in the village. Dyatlovo, and from 1979 to the present is located in a typical two-story brick building.

The director of the school from 1974 to 2010 was Nina Sergeevna Grishchenko, an excellent student of education in the USSR, an honorary citizen of the Vyshnevolotsk region.

Although our school is young, it already has more than thirty grades of the ninth grade, more than twenty of the eleventh grade. Among the graduates is the Head of the Dyatlovsky rural settlement Ivanov Sergey Vasilievich, moreover, 70% of the teachers currently working here: Grishchenko N.S., Lebedeva I.V., Solovyova N.N., Koroleva G.B., Panteleeva S.M. , Bobina M.S. and others. It is gratifying that the school also has graduates - medalists.

This is the only school in the region where there is a school boarding school, in which children from neighboring rural settlements live. Children (25% of the total contingent) from the social shelter located next to the school are also studying.

You have to work with children from different villages, from prosperous and asocial families, as well as with orphans with living parents. The teaching staff is mostly female, creative, friendly, contributing to the education and upbringing of schoolchildren. And our school, I can firmly state, is trying to "step with the century on a par." It is clear that in the era of intensive introduction of interactive tools in the educational process, each of us, teachers, masters innovations, without which school life is unthinkable today: computers, the Internet, electronic magazines, laptops ...

The school is rich in its traditions. Spartakiads are held annually in memory of Vladimir Kulikov, a school graduate who died in 1996 in a "hot spot" in the Chechen war; day of student self-government (Day of understudy), non-standard lessons - reflections and extracurricular hours such as "brain - ring", "kaleidoscope", quizzes, excursions, the topics of which contribute to the development and education of worthy members of our Fatherland.

At present, the director of the school, Gerasimova Lyubov Vasilievna, continues the traditions, supporting and encouraging the creative search of each teacher.

Our path is difficult. The teacher not only teaches, but also learns all his life. He learns from his colleagues and from the guys.

Having chosen the "profession of continuous youth", I do not regret it. Years go by, generations change, and the school gets younger. It has its own history, its own handwriting and style. I am glad that school graduates constantly visit the school, considering it their home.

Voloshin school since 1967.

Dyatlovskaya school since 1979

We present to your attention a selection of the best aphorisms and quotes about education. There are both modern quotes and classic ones. Everyone will find interesting aphorisms for themselves that will direct them to the right thoughts and actions.

Part 1: quotes about education

Children should be taught what will be useful to them when they grow up.
Aristippus

Nature has taken care of everything so much that everywhere you find something to learn.
Leonardo da Vinci

We study, alas, for school, not for life.
Seneca

Education is what remains after everything that has been taught is forgotten.
A. Einstein

A person cannot truly improve unless he helps others to improve.
Dickens C.

We must believe in what we teach our children.
Woodrow Wilson

Only the wisest and the most stupid are unteachable.
Confucius

You can only learn what you love.
Goethe I.

I never let my schoolwork interfere with my education.
Mark Twain

Do not be ashamed to learn in adulthood: it is better to learn late than never.
Aesop

Part 2: quotes about education

The teacher should appeal not so much to the memory of students as to their mind, to achieve understanding, and not mere memorization.
Fedor Ivanovich Yankovich de Marievo

A child who has received education only in an educational institution is an uneducated child.
George Santayana

In order to educate others, we must first educate ourselves.
Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol

The teacher is not the one who teaches, but the one from whom they learn.
Anatoly Mikhailovich Kashpirovsky

Knowledge that is paid for is remembered better.
Rabbi Nachman

A teacher is the person who must pass on to the new generation all the valuable accumulations of centuries and not pass on prejudices, vices and diseases.
Anatoly Vasilievich Lunacharsky

To be a good teacher, you need to love what you teach and love those you teach.
V. Klyuchevsky

The mark of a good education is to speak of the highest subjects in the simplest terms.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some go to university to learn how to think, but most go to learn what the professors think.

A real teacher is not the one who constantly educates you, but the one who helps you become yourself
Mikhail Arkadyevich Svetlov

Part 3: quotes about education

People are a thousand times more concerned about acquiring wealth than about educating the mind and soul, although what is in a person is undoubtedly more important for our happiness than what is in a person.
A. Schopenhauer

The great goal of education is not only knowledge, but above all action.
N.I. Myron

Education cannot be the goal itself.
Hans Georg Gadamer

Both upbringing and education are inseparable. It is impossible to educate without passing on knowledge; all knowledge acts educationally.
L.N. Tolstoy

No matter how long you live, you should study all your life.
Seneca

You have to learn a lot to know even a little.
Montesquieu

The student will never surpass the teacher if he sees in him a model, and not a rival.
Belinsky V. G.

In ancient times, people studied in order to improve themselves. Now they study in order to surprise others.
Confucius

A person who reads nothing is more educated than one who reads nothing but newspapers.
T. Jefferson

School prepares us for life in a world that does not exist.
Albert Camus

Part 4: quotes about education

Teaching adorns a person in happiness, but serves as a refuge in misfortune.
Suvorov A.V.

Book learning is an ornament, not a foundation.
Michel Montaigne

Education gives dignity to a person, and the slave begins to realize that he was not born for slavery.
Didro D.

Learning without thinking is useless, but thinking without learning is dangerous.
Confucius

Whatever you learn, you learn for yourself.
Petronius

Give instructions only to those who seek knowledge after discovering their ignorance. Help only those who do not know how to clearly express their cherished thoughts. Teach only those who are able, having learned about one corner of the square, to imagine the other three.
Confucius

Nothing that is important to know can be taught - all a teacher can do is point out the paths.
Aldington R.

One who tends to contradict and talk a lot is incapable of learning what is needed.
Democritus

The subjects that children are taught must correspond to their age, otherwise there is a danger that cleverness, fashion, vanity will develop in them.
Kant I.

Education is the face of the mind.
Kay Kavus

A student who learns without desire is a bird without wings.
Saadi

There is no need to prove that education is the greatest blessing for a person. Without education, people are rude and poor and unhappy.
Chernyshevsky N. G.

If you know any interesting aphorisms and quotes about education, then write in the comments.

The school where I study is seventy years old. But it seems to me that no new school can convey such kindness and warmth that radiate from the walls of my school, which for years has kept the calls of change, loud exclamations and laughter of students, strict but correct instructions from teachers

When on a gloomy autumn day
The first time I went to school
Warmth enveloped me
Like a burning fire

Elementary school graduate!
Became more confident, bolder,
Everything is more serious and smarter
With each new day more mature!
Congratulations, it's a holiday
We exclaim in chorus: "Bravo!"
Let the holidays give
Meetings, joy, fun!

Four years flew by like birds.
And today we proudly say -
Graduates now you, graduates
Steps of the first school way!
You still have a lot to go
And be wrong, maybe more than once!
But we want learning to become
The most important task for you!

Elementary school graduate!
There is something to be proud of today!
What to congratulate at school, at home
And nice to be surprised!
Let in the country of useful knowledge
It will be very interesting
Entertaining, funny
Bright, fun, wonderful!

We are happy to congratulate you today
You've gone up a notch!
With you we went all the way to the end,
The farewell bell has already been heard!
There's more than one ahead of you
A step to the pinnacle of knowledge.
Find out in this world you hurry more
After all, knowledge helps us to live!

I say heroes, not culprits. After all, you have overcome a very important stage on a long journey called "life". A person paves his own way in life, even if he follows someone.

You have been on the road for many years, and prom is like a crossroads. The meeting point, from where a new countdown will begin - the countdown of kilometers-days of independent adult life.

We, your teachers and parents, tried to help you pave your own path, helped you in the search for knowledge, supported you in moments of difficult choice, and sometimes even laid straw to soften the blows. We are confident that the knowledge you gained at school will be in demand.

We hope that the thirst for knowledge, determination and the desire for self-improvement will help you become successful people. May the path you have chosen lead you to success. Of course, you can take breaks along the way, because you are tired, cry because it is difficult.

Years will pass, some moments of the school time will be forgotten, but your memories of school will always be warm and full of love. Now you are at the very door leading to adulthood. Nobody knows what's behind them.

We believe that everything will work out for you in life, and all your cherished dreams will come true. Don't be afraid to live; let kindness, self-confidence and spiritual strength help you to constantly move forward. We are very proud that you studied here, at this school. You have become family to us.

We hope you love this house and will miss it. And we will be very happy if at least sometimes you come back here for a short time to tell us about how your life is going, about your plans and dreams. The doors of the school will always be open for you.

You have been with us throughout all these school years, giving us your affection and care. Therefore, first of all, we congratulate all of you, dear parents, on this wonderful day.

Good luck and prosperity!
Let the stars shine especially brightly today, illuminating the road you are just entering with a mysterious light. Let it be even and smooth, like the ribbons of graduates that are now on you.

Please accept my gratitude today
I confess, teacher - I love you very much.
Thanks for teaching me everything
Not sparing yourself, you served the children.
For wisdom, support, care, warmth,
For the fact that you gave only good.

For noise and anxiety, I beg you, forgive me.
Thank you for everything, dear teacher.
For the fact that you entered the class with love
And they opened their hearts to us.
For your kindest look, sometimes tired,
For always standing by us.

I'll say "thank you" to you, teacher,
For everything you have given me in life.
For help, knowledge, support.
You have shown light in the darkness.

You taught people to trust
And a beautiful world to discover.
I will only be indebted to you.
I want to wish you all the best.

Dear our first teacher, on behalf of all your deeply respecting parents, we ask you to accept the words of gratitude for your sensitive and kind heart, for your care and patience, for your efforts, for your love and understanding. Thank you very much for our happy, smart and educated children!

How hard it is sometimes
You have to raise our children.
But we all understand it
And we really want to tell you:

Thank you dear teacher
For your kindness, your patience.
For children, you are the second parent,
Please accept our thanks!

Everyone in the world loves the first teacher!
She bestows a sea of ​​her powers on children!
If something bad happens to someone,
The teacher will listen and help out always!
The first teacher is the first friend!
May you always be loved by everyone around you!
Let it be easy for you from any children
Raise decent and knowledgeable people!

My first teacher, you are the dearest.
I remember the alphabet, I mastered it with you,
Learned to write and count
He worked hard as a child.

Congratulations, I've grown up already
On an adult, at the school line, I stand,
And you, as always, with the kids,
Yesterday, she was only with us.