Holidays are the favorite time of adults and children. Of course, for children and teenagers, summer vacations, for example, last several times longer than those of their parents, but winter vacations are only a few days longer. But we always look forward to their onset with great impatience, because a lot needs to be done during this time. At a minimum, you need to go on vacation to some warm country and return from there with a sea of ​​​​impressions. Especially for you, we have collected on one site a lot of interesting statuses about your favorite holidays. They will cheer you and your friends up. Just go to our resource and choose the most interesting, in your opinion, statuses and send to friends or publish on your page on a social network.

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The most popular question among schoolchildren on the last day of the holidays: "Did they ask us anything for the holidays"?

For some people, holidays differ from work only in that they sit at a different computer.

Law of nature: "The more fun the holidays, the sooner they end."

So the holidays have begun! The time when you don't know what date and what day of the week!

Cool vacation status: Vacation is when you go home all day in a nightgown.

That's what everyone thought ... Holidays, now to the skating rink, to the cinema, somewhere else, but you yourself spend all the holidays on the Internet!

I come home after the holidays and then the parrot screams at me: I'm cumming, I'm cumming...

Now, when you come to school, you can write an essay "How I drank all the holidays."

I want to have a good rest, but I'm too lazy to do it.

Holidays are when you walk around the house all day in a nightgown.

Holidays, I beg you, slow down, slow down.

More important than vacations are only summer vacations...

Cool status about the holidays: Holidays!!! Brains on a well-deserved rest.

This is what summer holidays mean: you don’t know the date or the month, and most importantly, you don’t care at all!

Holidays are when you wake up and after 2 hours it's getting dark.

Vacations are cool. I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And if I want, I’ll go crazy and go to the country. I will water, weed, dig.

Holidays are when you have breakfast at three in the afternoon.

It is necessary to torture children at school so that they begin to write in diaries "Thank God, holidays!"

Vacation is when you wake up and after 2 hours it's getting dark.

I'm waiting for you and love you very much ... holidays ...

The father asks his son: - What was at the lessons today? Explosives were studied in chemistry. -What are you going to do at school tomorrow? What school, dad? - Eternal holidays!

Each person has his own happiness ... someone has money, someone has children, and I have a vacation.

Cool vacation status: Typical answer and question: How was your vacation? -Good but not enough)

Insanity is when you sit on vacation ... You look at the clock, and there it is 13:04 and you think: "Now the call!"

That's what everyone thought ... Holidays, now to the skating rink, to the cinema, somewhere else, but sit on the Internet all the holidays!

Two perfect excuses not to clean up: I don't have time, I'm already tired from studying. I'm on vacation, I'm on vacation!

Lucky schoolchildren - they have holidays! And the students study and practice!

I want holidays... - But they don't have you!!

That's what holidays mean - I only found out that yesterday was Saturday))

If in the morning at 7 o'clock in contact there are no friends online ... then this is a vacation!

School. There is something good about her. For example, holidays.

This is not for you to shaggy hedgehogs ... on vacation.

Always rejoiced in the summer madly. And this year I graduated from school, and now I'm afraid of this very summer. So many thoughts. Appreciate the holidays =)

- How do you spend your holidays? - SLEEP EAT SHIT! - variety :)

well, the time has come when you sleep until dinner, and then wander around the house waiting for the evening)) long live the holidays !! :D

Hooray!!! Holidays!!! Exams passed and now 3 months of carefree fun!!!

Eh ... Some are lucky ... The school year is over, and that's all - holidays. And we, 9th and 11th grades, also have to take exams ... ehhehe ...

Well!!! Hooray!! Holidays! :) Now you can take your time to go to sleep! You can sit at the computer for half the night. Finally!!

All people!!! HOLIDAYS!!! HURRAH!!! Finally exhausted !!! (well, of course, except for grades 9 and 11)

People…I just now realized that EVERYTHING!! HOLIDAY!!

Well, here we are, the long-awaited vacation ... Hooray :)

I'll be leaving soon .. and we won't see you all the holidays, I hope I forget you ..

- I want a vacation ((- But they don’t have you !!

I was in elementary school and thought ... - hooray May came soon, the holidays ... And now in the middle classes .. - damn May has come, fucking exams \u003d (

More important than holidays are only summer holidays)))

Eternal vacation is a good definition of hell.

I love school when it's the second lesson, and even more if it's holidays: D

When you are sick or go to bed at 2 am on vacation, you get up at 9-10 am and are awake.

Now, when you come to school, you can write an essay “How I drank all the holidays”

love has come - brains on vacation!)))

We will have such garbage on vacation: “WE are against drugs!” Well, they said to come up with something original with music. Well, I’m sitting, asking Dima: “Any suggestions?” Dima: “There are only ideas with music” Me: “what kind?” Dima: “I am your drug addict, your nicotine, your alcohol, I am your love”

Once upon a time it was so that if you just try on vacation you won’t read the books assigned at school. Now, just try to get them to read.

Only my classmates can ask for answers to tests at three o'clock in the morning during the holidays)

During the holidays, the question is often asked: what day is it today?

The second most popular holiday question after “How are you?” is “How are you on vacation?”

The most pleasant thing about the holidays is, of course, turning off the alarm clock.

For some reason, the bed is not so attractive on holidays and weekends, as when you have to get ready for school)))

What is it? In September, I drank everything Pepsi. During the holidays, I got into chocolates, I bought them all. Now it’s sunk into the seeds ... o_0 What awaits me during the New Year holidays, I'm very afraid?!))))

On vacation, like on a desert island: you don’t know what day of the week it is.

Mmmm ... I really wanted to go to school during the holidays, a month passed and everything returned to its place, when are the holidays))

There are only a few days left and again studying .. Summer flew by very quickly .. And I want to live a carefree life at least a little while on vacation ..

Studying…soon I will start coming from classes earlier than I woke up on vacation.. =)

NO STATUS………….. he is on vacation)))))))))

Status temporarily on vacation… please do not disturb…

It would be possible to go to school during the holidays ... but in order not to study, and so, neigh, rage!

Today, classmates say: “Vacations, this is the time when you need to prepare for the exam!” Well, well, I'll see how you prepare for it, then you'll be on vacation xD

Holidays!!! Brains on a well-deserved rest :D

Two more weeks ... and holidays ... would be faster ... :-)

A classmate is calling me… HOLIDAYS! Degradation! The first thing he asked me: are you bearded now?)

I am waiting for you and love you very much……… holidays))

I’m sitting now and thinking: “Now it’s the holidays, maybe he still decides on something ?! After all, we won’t see each other for quite some time!”

From Tuesday, the gender of the contact will have the banal status Hurrah! holiday! And I'm sad at all that they will begin.

hello holidays, hello sleepless nights)))))))))))

I want tomorrow to be so cold that school is canceled for a week. And then it's still HOLIDAYS!

I don’t want to be alone on New Year’s holidays, I want it to be like before - he warms his hands, scolds me for going without a hat, congratulates me on New Year’s Eve and ... I’m happy

A typical answer to the question: How was your vacation? - Good! but little)

Holidays, you are finally here.

The neighbors are busy! Every evening they yell like crazy! Well, beware ... The holidays have begun and now every party will be at my house))

Beautiful statuses about the New Year holidays

I love New Year's Eve, the last week of December... The city is smart... the children have started their holidays... In the offices, work is already slowing down... Everyone is in anticipation of a miracle! Everyone is in a fuss looking for gifts and outfits for New Year's Eve ... But, it's such a pleasant fuss, and such pleasant chores, right?)))

It will take quite a bit of time and all of us will be covered with a carefree time called "vacation". It would seem that you work, study, run like a squirrel in a wheel, and all this time you are waiting for one single thing - holidays. And it doesn’t matter how old we are and whose vacation it is: ours or our children, the main thing is to spend the weekend fun, safe and unforgettable.

For children, winter holidays are the most desired event during the six months of schooling. After all, during the holidays there are so many holidays and gifts associated with them.

New Year's holidays are a fabulous time to look forward to.

Winter holidays are fun, active outdoor games, exciting contests and adventures, new friends, positive emotions and a great mood!

The winter vacation - this is the time when you can get together with the whole family, have fun, take a break from the gray everyday life. Recharge with positive energy for the coming year.

Winter holidays are a magical time of the New Year, frosty January days, when you can play winter games outside...

School winter holidays are a good opportunity to change the situation, spend more time outdoors...

Winter holidays are an extraordinary and magical time that is full of festive mood, fun, and the fulfillment of any desires.

I really love winter holidays. It's because the winter holidays are my favorite holidays.– New Year's and Christmas.

Winter holidays are coming soon! It's a wonderful time of lots of snow!

Winter holidays are a long-awaited time, because at this time you can not only take a break from school, but also celebrate the New Year and Christmas.

Winter holidays are not just a couple of weeks of rest in the school year, this is a time of magic and miracles.

Winter holidays are for every person, whether you are an adult or a child, a long-awaited period associated with snow and crackers...

Winter holidays are the best time when the whole family gets together to decorate the Christmas tree, cook chic New Year's dishes and exchange gifts.

Winter holidays are not only cold and constant stay at home. Winter holidays are a break from school, an opportunity to frolic on the street ...

Winter holidays are a great occasion to revisit the good old fairy tales. Especially if there is a blizzard or severe frost outside.

I really like the winter holidays because at this time the most beautiful, most cheerful holiday “New Year” comes.

Winter holidays are a truly magical time.

Winter holidays are a great time to relax, especially active ones; winter is the time of New Year holidays, Christmas miracles and Epiphany frosts.

The winter vacation - it is always an expectation of an unusual and vivid impression.

Always rejoiced in the summer madly. And this year I graduated from school, and now I'm afraid of this very summer. So many thoughts. Appreciate the holidays =)

How do you spend your holidays? - SLEEP EAT SHIT! - variety :)

well, the time has come when you sleep until dinner, and then wander around the house waiting for the evening)) long live the holidays !! :D

Hooray!!! Holidays!!! Exams passed and now 3 months of carefree fun!!!

Eh ... Some are lucky ... The school year is over, and that's all - holidays. And we, 9th and 11th grades, also have to take exams ... ehhehe ...

Well!!! Hooray!! Holidays! :) Now you can take your time to go to sleep! You can sit at the computer for half the night. Finally!!

All people!!! HOLIDAYS!!! HURRAH!!! Finally exhausted !!! (well, of course, except for grades 9 and 11)

People ... I just now realized that EVERYTHING !! HOLIDAY!!

Well, here we are, the long-awaited vacation ... Hooray :)

I'll be leaving soon .. and we won't see you all the holidays, I hope I forget you ..

I want holidays ((- But they don’t have you !!

I was in elementary school and thought...-hooray May came soon holidays...And now in the middle classes..-fuck May came, fucking exams =(

More important than holidays are only summer holidays)))

Eternal vacation is a good definition of hell.

I love school when it's the second lesson, and even more if it's holidays: D

When you are sick or go to bed at 2 a.m. on vacation, you get up at 9-10 in the morning and are awake .. during the school week, you won’t get enough sleep anyway ...

Now, when you come to school, you can write an essay "How I drank all the holidays"

love has come - brains on vacation!)))

We will have such garbage on vacation: "WE are against drugs!" Well, they said to come up with something original with music. Well, I'm sitting, asking Dima: "Do you have any suggestions?" Dima: "Only with music there are ideas" Me: "what?" Dima: "I'm your drug addict, your nicotine, your alcohol, I'm your love"

Once upon a time it was so that if you just try on vacation you won’t read the books assigned at school. Now, just try to get them to read.

Only my classmates can ask for answers to tests at three o'clock in the morning during the holidays)

During the holidays, the question is often asked: what day is it today?

The second most popular holiday question after "How are you?" is "How are you on vacation?"

The most pleasant thing about the holidays is, of course, turning off the alarm clock.

For some reason, the bed is not so attractive on holidays and weekends, as when you have to get ready for school)))

What is it? In September, I drank everything Pepsi. During the holidays, I got into chocolates, I bought them all. Now it's sunk in the seeds ... o_0 What awaits me during the New Year holidays, I'm very afraid?!))))

On vacation, like on a desert island: you don’t know what day of the week it is.

Mmmm ... I really wanted to go to school during the holidays, a month passed and everything returned to its place, when are the holidays))

There are only a few days left and again studying .. Summer flew by very quickly .. And I want to live a carefree life at least a little while on vacation ..

Studying... soon I'll start coming from classes earlier than I woke up on vacation.. =)

NO STATUS ...... he is on vacation)))))))))

Status temporarily on vacation... please do not disturb...

It would be possible to go to school during the holidays ... but in order not to study, and so, neigh, rage!

Today classmates say: "Holidays, this is the time when you have to prepare for the exam!" Well, well, I'll see how you prepare for it, then you'll be on vacation xD

Holidays!!! Brains on a well-deserved rest :D

Two more weeks ... and holidays ... would be faster ... :-)

A classmate calls me... HOLIDAYS! Degradation! The first thing he asked me: are you bearded now?)

I'm waiting for you and I love you very much......... holidays))

I’m sitting now and thinking: “Now it’s the holidays, maybe he still decides on something?! After all, we won’t see each other for quite a long time!”

From Tuesday, the gender of the contact will have the banal status Hurrah! holiday! And I'm sad at all that they will begin.

hello holidays, hello sleepless nights)))))))))))

I want tomorrow to be so cold that school is canceled for a week. And then it's still HOLIDAYS!

I don’t want to be alone on New Year’s holidays, I want it to be like before - he warms his hands, scolds me for going without a hat, congratulates me on New Year’s Eve and ... I’m happy

A typical answer to the question: How was your vacation? - Good! but little)

Holidays, you are finally here.

The neighbors are busy! Every evening they yell like crazy! Well, beware ... The holidays have begun and now every party will be at my house))

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Funny sayings about holidays for students!

And if you are still in school, then you simply cannot do without statuses about the school! And the most amazing thing is that, like many years ago, you and your parents have one word in common - holidays! Oh, these school holidays, they are like beacons, thanks to which we move forward year after year, from the first bell to the last. Our vacation statuses will help pass the time until the real vacation. And share this joy with schoolchildren all over the country. Long live school holidays! School time is by far the most wonderful time for everyone. How many interesting, new, instructive things are connected with the school - just a sea of ​​​​events! Each person has a huge number of bright and bright memories of that wonderful time spent within the walls of the school. It is at school that the foundations of our principles, behavior in society and ambitions are born. In our collection there is a suitable status about the school for those who visit it now every day, as well as for those who remember their school years with a warm smile.