Funny stories of children 6 years old. Short stories for children

V. Golyavkin

How we climbed into the pipe
A huge chimney was lying in the yard, and Vovka and I sat on it. We sat on this pipe, and then I said:

Let's climb into the pipe. We go in one end and we go out the other. Who gets out the fastest.

Vovka said:

And suddenly we'll suffocate there.

There are two windows in the chimney, I said, just like in a room. Are you breathing in the room?

Vovka said:

What kind of room is this? Since it's a pipe. - He always argues.

I climbed first, and Vovka counted. He counted to thirteen when I got out.

Come on, I, - said Vovka.

He climbed into the pipe, and I counted. I counted to sixteen.

You think fast, - he said, - come on! And he again climbed into the pipe.

I counted to fifteen.

It’s not stuffy at all, he said, it’s very cool there.

Then Petka Yashchikov approached us.

And we, - I say, - are climbing into the pipe! I got out on the account of thirteen, and he on fifteen.

Come on, I, - said Petya.

And he also climbed into the pipe.

He got out at eighteen.

We started laughing.

He climbed again.

He came out very sweaty.

Well, how? - he asked.

Sorry, I said, we didn't count now.

What does it mean that I crawled for nothing? He was offended, but climbed again.

I counted to sixteen.

Well, - he said, - gradually it will turn out! - And he climbed into the pipe again. This time he crawled there for a long time. Nearly twenty. He got angry, wanted to climb again, but I said:

Let others climb, - he pushed him away and climbed himself. I stuffed myself with a bump and crawled for a long time. I was very hurt.

I got out at thirty.

We thought you were gone,” Petya said.

Then Vovka climbed. I have already counted to forty, but he still does not get out. I look into the pipe - it's dark there. And there is no other end in sight.

Suddenly he gets out. From the end you entered. But he got out headfirst. Not with legs. That's what surprised us!

Wow, - says Vovka, - I almost got stuck. How did you turn around there?

With difficulty, - says Vovka, - I almost got stuck.

We were very surprised!

Mishka Menshikov came up here.

What are you doing here, he says?

Yes, - I say - we climb into the pipe. Do you want to climb?

No, he says, I don't want to. Why should I go there?

And we, - I say, - climb there.

You can see it, he says.

What is visible?

What did you climb there.

We look at each other. And really visible. We are all as it is in the red rust. Everything seems to be rusty. Just horror!

Well, I went, - says Mishka Menshikov. And he went.

And we didn’t climb into the pipe anymore. Although we were all rusty. We already had it anyway. It was possible to fly. But we still didn't climb.

Annoying Misha

Misha learned two poems by heart, and there was no peace from him. He climbed onto stools, sofas, even tables, and, shaking his head, immediately began to read one poem after another.

Once he went to the Christmas tree to the girl Masha, without taking off his coat, climbed into a chair and began to read one poem after another.

Masha even told him: "Misha, you're not an artist!"

But he did not hear, read everything to the end, got down from his chair and was so pleased that it was even surprising!

And in the summer he went to the village. Grandmother had a big stump in her garden. Misha climbed onto a stump and began to read one poem after another to his grandmother.

One must think how tired he was of his grandmother!

Then the grandmother took Misha to the forest. And there was clearing in the forest. And then Misha saw so many stumps that his eyes ran wide.

What stump to stand on?

He got really lost!

And so his grandmother brought him back, so bewildered. And since then he did not read poems, unless he was asked.

Prize

We made original costumes - no one else will have them! I will be a horse, and Vovka a knight. The only bad thing is that he should ride me and not me on him. And all because I'm a little younger. See what happens! But nothing can be done. True, we agreed with him: he will not ride me all the time. He rides me a little, and then he gets down and leads me along like horses are led by the bridle.

And so we went to the carnival.

They came to the club in ordinary suits, and then changed clothes and went out into the hall. I mean, we moved in. I crawled on all fours. And Vovka was sitting on my back. True, Vovka helped me to touch the floor with his feet. But it still wasn't easy for me.

Besides, I didn't see anything. I was wearing a horse mask. I couldn't see anything at all, even though there were holes in the mask for the eyes. But they were somewhere on the forehead. I crawled in the dark. Bumped into someone's legs. I ran into the convoy twice. Yes, what to say! Sometimes I shook my head, then the mask would come off and I would see the light. But for a moment. And then it's all dark again. I couldn't shake my head all the time!

I saw the light for a moment. But Vovka saw nothing at all. And he kept asking me what was ahead. And asked to crawl more carefully. And so I crawled carefully. I didn't see anything myself. How could I know what was ahead! Someone stepped on my arm. I stopped right now. And he refused to move on. I told Vovka:

Enough. Get off.

Vovka probably liked the ride, and he did not want to get off. He said that it was too early. But still he got down, took me by the bridle, and I crawled on. Now it was easier for me to crawl, although I still could not see anything. I offered to take off the masks and take a look at the carnival, and then put on the masks again. But Vovka said:

Then we will be recognized.

Must be fun here, I said. We just don't see anything...

But Vovka walked in silence. He firmly decided to endure to the end and get the first prize. My knees hurt. I said:

I will now sit on the floor.

Can horses sit? Vovka said. Are you crazy! You are a horse!

I'm not a horse, I said. - You're a horse.

No, you are a horse, - answered Vovka. - And you know perfectly well that you are a horse, We will not receive an award.

So be it, I said. - I'm tired.

Don't do stupid things, - said Vovka. - Be patient.

I crawled up to the wall, leaned against it and sat on the floor.

You sit? - asked Vovka.

I'm sitting, I said.

Well, okay, - agreed Vovka. - You can still sit on the floor. Just be careful not to sit on a chair. Then everything was gone. Do you understand? A horse - and suddenly on a chair! ..

Music blared all around, laughing.

I asked:

Will it end soon?

Be patient, - said Vovka, - probably soon ... Vovka also could not stand it. Sat on the sofa. I sat next to him. Then Vovka fell asleep on the couch. And I fell asleep too. Then they woke us up and gave us a bonus.

We play Antarctica

Mom left home somewhere. And we were left alone. And we got bored. We flipped the table. They pulled a blanket over the legs of the table. And it turned out to be a tent. It's like we're in Antarctica. Where our dad is now.

Vitka and I climbed into the tent.

We were very pleased that here Vitka and I were sitting In a tent, although not in Antarctica, but as if in Antarctica, and around us there was ice and wind. But we got tired of sitting in a tent.

Vitka said:

Winterers do not sit like this all the time in a tent. They must be doing something.

Surely, - I said, - they catch whales, seals and something else. Of course they don't sit like that all the time!

Suddenly I saw our cat. I shouted:

Here is a seal!

Hooray! Vitka shouted. - Grab him! He also saw a cat.

The cat was walking towards us. Then she stopped. She looked at us carefully. And she ran back. She didn't want to be a seal. She wanted to be a cat. I understood it right away. But what could we do! There was nothing we could do. We need to catch someone! I ran, stumbled, fell, got up, but the cat was nowhere to be found.

She is here! - yelled Vitka. - Run here!

Vitka's legs stuck out from under the bed.

I crawled under the bed. It was dark and dusty in there. But the cat was not there.

I'm getting out, I said. - There is no cat here.

Here she is, - Vitka argued. - I saw her run here.

I got out all dusty and began to sneeze. Vitka kept fiddling under the bed.

She is there, - Vitka repeated.

So be it, I said. - I won't go there. I sat there for an hour. I'm over it.

Think! Vitka said. - And I?! I climb here more than you.

Finally Vitka also got out.

Here she is! I shouted. The cat was sitting on the bed.

I almost grabbed her by the tail, but Vitka pushed me, the cat jumped - and onto the closet! Try to get it out of the closet!

What a seal, I said. - Can a seal sit on a closet?

Let it be a penguin, - said Vitka. - As if he were sitting on an ice floe. Let's whistle and shout. He then gets scared. And jump from the closet. This time we will capture the penguin.

We began to yell and whistle with all our might. I really can't whistle. Only Vitka whistled. But I yelled at the top of my lungs. Almost hoarse.

The penguin doesn't seem to hear. A very smart penguin. He lurks there and sits.

Come on, - I say, - let's throw something at him. Well, at least throw a pillow.

We threw a pillow on the wardrobe. The cat didn't jump out.

Then we threw three more pillows on the closet, mother's coat, all mother's dresses, father's skis, a saucepan, father's and mother's slippers, many books and much more. The cat didn't jump out.

Maybe it's not in the closet? - I said.

There she is, - said Vitka.

How is it there, since it is not there?

Don't know! Vitka says.

Vitka brought a basin of water and placed it by the cupboard. If the cat decides to jump from the closet, let it jump right into the pelvis. Penguins love to dive into the water.

We left something else on the closet. Wait - will it jump? Then they put a table up to the closet, a chair on the table, a suitcase on the chair, and climbed onto the closet.

And there is no cat.

The cat is gone. It is not known where.

Vitka began to get down from the closet and flopped right into the basin. Water spilled all over the room.

This is where mom comes in. And behind her is our cat. She apparently jumped into the window.

Mom threw up her hands and said:

What's going on here?

Vitka remained sitting in the pelvis. Before that I was scared.

How amazing, says Mom, that you can't leave them alone for a minute. You need to do this!

Of course, we had to clean everything ourselves. And even wash the floor. And the cat importantly walked around. And she looked at us with such a look, as if she was going to say: "Here, you will know that I am a cat. And not a seal and not a penguin."

A month later, our dad arrived. He told us about Antarctica, about the brave polar explorers, about their great work, and it was very funny to us that we thought that the only thing winterers do is to catch various whales and seals there ...

But we didn't tell anyone what we thought.
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Copyright: Golyavkin, stories for children

Interesting, surprising and funny stories for elementary and middle school students. Interesting stories from school life

As I sat under the desk. Author: Victor Golyavkin

As soon as the teacher turned to the blackboard, and I once - and under the desk. When the teacher notices that I have disappeared, he will be terribly surprised, probably.

I wonder what he'll think? He will start asking everyone where I have gone - that will be laughter! Half a lesson has already passed, and I'm still sitting. “When,” I think, “will he see that I am not in the class?” And it's hard to sit under the desk. My back even hurt. Try to sit like this! I coughed - no attention. I can't sit anymore. Moreover, Seryozhka pokes me in the back with his foot all the time. I couldn't stand it. Didn't make it to the end of the lesson. I get out and say:

— Excuse me, Pyotr Petrovich...

The teacher asks:

- What's the matter? Do you want to board?

- No, excuse me, I was sitting under the desk ...

- Well, how is it comfortable to sit there, under the desk? You were very quiet today. That's the way it's always been in class.

Who is surprised. Author: Viktor Golyavkin

Tanya is not surprised by anything. She always says: "That's not surprising!" Even if it's surprising. Yesterday, in front of everyone, I jumped over such a puddle ... No one could jump over, but I jumped over! Everyone was surprised, except Tanya.

“Think! So what? It's not surprising!"

I tried my best to surprise her. But he couldn't be surprised. No matter how much I tried.

I hit a sparrow from a slingshot.

He learned to walk on his hands, to whistle with one finger in his mouth.

She saw it all. But she wasn't surprised.

I tried my best. What I didn't do! He climbed trees, walked without a hat in winter ...

She wasn't surprised at all.

And one day I just went out into the yard with a book. Sat down on a bench. And began to read.

I didn't even see Tanya. And she says:

- Marvelous! That would not have thought! He reads!

Carousel in the head. Author: Victor Golyavkin

By the end of the school year, I asked my father to buy me a two-wheeled bicycle, a battery-powered submachine gun, a battery-powered airplane, a flying helicopter, and table hockey.

“I really want to have these things!” - I said to my father. - They are constantly spinning in my head like a merry-go-round, and this makes my head spin so much that it is difficult to keep on my feet.

“Hold on,” said the father, “don’t fall and write all these things on a piece of paper for me so that I don’t forget.”

“But why write, they are already firmly in my head.

“Write,” said the father, “it doesn’t cost you anything.”

“In general, it’s worth nothing,” I said, “only an extra hassle.” And I wrote in large letters on the whole sheet:

WILISAPET

GUN-GUN

VIRTALET

Then I thought about it and decided to write “ice cream” again, went to the window, looked at the sign opposite and added:

ICE CREAM

Father read and says:

- I'll buy you ice cream for now, and wait for the rest.

I thought he had no time now, and I ask:

— Until what time?

- Until better times.

- Until what?

Until next year ends.

- Why?

- Yes, because the letters in your head are spinning like a carousel, this makes you dizzy, and the words are not on their feet.

It's like words have legs!

And I've already bought ice cream a hundred times.

TEACHING CHILDREN TO TELL SHORT STORIES.

SHORT STORIES.

Read one of the stories to your child. Ask a few questions about the text. If the child can read, invite him to read a short story on his own, and then retell it.

Ant.

The ant found a large grain. He couldn't carry it alone. The ant called for help
comrades. Together, the ants easily dragged the grain into the anthill.

1. Answer the questions:
What did the ant find? What couldn't an ant do alone? Who did the ant call for help?
What did the ants do? Do you always help each other?
2. Retell the story.

Sparrow and swallows.

The swallow made a nest. The sparrow saw the nest and occupied it. The swallow called for help
their girlfriends. Together, the swallows drove the sparrow out of the nest.

1. Answer the questions:
What did the swallow do? What did the sparrow do? Who did the swallow call for help?
What did the swallows do?
2. Retell the story.

Braves.

The guys went to school. Suddenly a dog jumped out. She barked at the guys. boys
rushed to run. Only Borya remained standing still. The dog stopped barking and
approached Bora. Borya stroked her. Then Borya calmly went to school, and the dog quietly
followed him.

1. Answer the questions:
Where were the guys going? What happened along the way? How did the boys behave? How did you behave
Borya? Why did the dog follow Borey? Is the story titled correctly?
2. Retell the story.

Summer in the forest.

Summer has come. In forest clearings, the grass is above the knees. Grasshoppers chirp.
Strawberries turn red on the tubercles. Raspberries, lingonberries, wild roses, blueberries bloom.
The chicks fly out of the nests. A little time will pass, and delicious forest
berries. Soon children will come here with baskets to pick berries.

1. Answer the questions:
What season is it? What is the grass in the meadows? Who chirps in the grass? Which
the berry turns red on the tubercles? What berries are still in bloom? What are the chicks doing?
What will children gather in the forest soon?
2. Retell the story.

Chick.

A little girl wound woolen threads around an egg. It turned out to be a ball. This tangle
she put it in a basket on the stove. Three weeks passed. Suddenly a peep was heard
from a basket. A ball squeaked. The girl unrolled the ball. There was a little chicken there.

1. Answer the questions:
How did the girl make the ball? What happened to the ball after three weeks?
2. Retell the story.

Fox and cancer. (Russian folktale)

The fox suggested that the cancer run a race. Cancer agreed. The fox ran, and the cancer
clung to the fox's tail. The fox ran to the place. The fox turned around, and the cancer unhooked
and says: "I've been waiting here for a long time."

1. Answer the questions:
What did the fox offer to cancer? How Cancer Outwitted the Fox?
2. Retell the story.

Orphan

The dog Zhuchka was eaten by wolves. There was a small blind Puppy left. They called him Orphan.
The puppy was given to a cat that had small kittens. The cat sniffed the Orphan,
turned his tail, and licked the puppy's nose.
One day Orphan was attacked by a stray dog. There was a cat. She grabbed
Orphan's teeth and returned to the tall stump. Clinging to the bark with her claws, she dragged
puppy upstairs and covered him with herself.

1. Answer the questions:
Why is the puppy called Orphan? Who raised the puppy? How did the cat protect Orphan?
Who is called an orphan?
2. Retell the story.

Viper.

Once Vova went to the forest. Fluff ran with him. Suddenly there was a rustle in the grass.
It was a viper. The viper is a venomous snake. The fluff rushed at the viper and tore it apart.

1. Answer the questions:
What happened to Vova? Why is a viper dangerous? Who saved Vova? What did we learn about in the beginning?
story? What happened next? How did the story end?
2. Retell the story.

N. Nosov. Slide.

The children built a snow hill in the yard. They poured water on her and went home. Kotka
did not work. He was sitting at home, looking out the window. When the guys left, Kotka put on his skates.
and went up the hill. Teal skates in the snow, but can't get up. What to do? Kotka
took a box of sand and sprinkled the hill. The guys came running. How to ride now?
The guys were offended by Kotka and forced him to cover the sand with snow. Kotka untied
skates and began to cover the hill with snow, and the guys poured water over it again. Kotka more
and made stairs.

1. Answer the questions:
What were the guys doing? Where was Kotka at that time? What happened when the guys left?
Why couldn't Kotka climb the hill? What then did he do?
What happened when the guys came running? How did you fix the hill?
2. Retell the story.

Karasik.

Mom recently gave Vitalik an aquarium with a fish. The fish was very good.
beautiful. Silvery carp - that's what it was called. And Vitalik had a kitten
Murzik. He was gray, fluffy, and his eyes were big, green. Murzik is very
loved to look at the fish.
One day his friend Seryozha came to Vitalik. The boy changed his fish to the police
whistle. In the evening, mom asked Vitalik: “Where is your fish?” The boy got scared and said
that Murzik ate it. Mom told her son to find a kitten. She wanted to punish him. Vitalik
felt sorry for Murzik. He hid it. But Murzik got out and came home. "Ah, robber!
Here I will teach you a lesson!” Mom said.
- Mommy, honey. Don't hit Murzik. It wasn't him who ate the crucian. It's me"
- Have you eaten? Mom was surprised.
- No, I didn't eat it. I traded it for a police whistle. I won't do it again.

1. Answer the questions:
What is the story about? Why did the boy lie to his mother when she asked
where is the fish? Why did Vitalik then confess to the deception? What is the main idea of ​​the text?
2. Retell the story.

Bold swallow.

The mother swallow taught the chick to fly. The chick was very small. He clumsily and
helplessly waved its weak wings.
Unable to stay in the air, the chick fell to the ground and was badly hurt. He lay
squealed motionlessly and plaintively.
The mother swallow was very alarmed. She circled over the chick, screaming loudly and
didn't know how to help him.
The little girl picked up the chick and put it in a wooden box. And the box
with a chick put on a tree.
The swallow took care of her chick. She brought him food daily, fed him.
The chick began to recover quickly and was already chirping cheerfully and cheerfully waving
wings. The old red cat wanted to eat the chick. He quietly crept up, climbed
on a tree and was already at the very box.
But at this time the swallow flew off the branch and began to fly boldly in front of the very nose of the cat.
The cat rushed after her, but the swallow deftly dodged, and the cat missed and from all over
swing slammed to the ground. Soon the chick completely recovered and the swallow with a joyful
chirping led him to his native nest under the neighboring roof.

1. Answer the questions:
What misfortune happened to the chick? When did the misfortune happen? Why did it happen?
Who saved the chick? What is the red cat thinking? How did the mother swallow protect her chick?
How did she take care of her baby bird? How did this story end?
2. Retell the story.

Wolf and squirrel. (according to L.N. Tolstoy)

The squirrel jumped from branch to branch and fell on the wolf. The wolf wanted to eat her.
“Let me go,” the squirrel asks.
- I'll let you go if you tell me why squirrels are so funny. And I'm always bored.
- You're bored because you're angry. Anger burns your heart. And we are cheerful because we are kind
and do no harm to anyone.

1. Answer the questions:
How did the wolf catch the squirrel? What did the wolf want to do with the squirrel? What did she ask the wolf for?
What did the wolf say to her? What did the wolf ask the squirrel? How did the squirrel answer: why does the wolf always
boring? Why are squirrels so funny?

Vocabulary work.
- The squirrel said to the wolf: "Your anger burns your heart." What can get burned? (Fire,
boiling water, steam, hot tea...) How many of you got burned? It hurts? And when it hurts
do you want to laugh or cry?
- It turns out that even a bad, evil word can hurt. Then the heart hurts like
they burned him. So the wolf is always bored, sad, because his heart hurts,
anger burns him.
2. Retell the story.

Cockerel with family. (according to K.D. Ushinsky)

A cockerel walks around the yard: a red comb on its head, a red beard under its nose. Tail
Petya has a wheel, patterns on his tail, spurs on his legs. Petya found a grain. He calls the chicken
with chickens. They did not share the grain - they fought. Petya the cockerel reconciled them:
he ate the grain himself, waved his wings, shouted at the top of his voice: ku-ka-re-ku!

1. Answer the questions:
Who is the story about? Where does the cockerel go? Where is Petya's comb, beard, spurs?
What does a rooster's tail look like? Why? What did the cockerel find? Who did he call?
Why did the chickens fight? How did the cockerel reconcile them?
2. Retell the story.

Bathing bear cubs. (according to V. Bianki)

A big bear and two merry cubs came out of the forest. The she-bear grabbed
one teddy bear with his teeth by the collar and let's dip into the river. Another bear cub
got scared and ran into the forest. His mother caught up with him, slapped him, and then into the water.
The cubs were happy.

1. Answer the questions:
Who came out of the forest? How did the bear catch the cub? She-bear dipped her cub
or just kept? What did the second teddy bear do? What did mom give the bear cub?
Were the cubs satisfied with the bath?
2. Retell the story.

Ducks. (according to K.D. Ushinsky)

Vasya is sitting on the bank. He watches how the ducks swim in the pond: wide spouts into the water
hide. Vasya does not know how to drive the ducks home.
Vasya began to call the ducks: “Ooty-ooty-ducks! The noses are wide, the paws are webbed!
Stop carrying worms, pinching grass - it's time for you to go home.
Ducks Vasya obeyed, went ashore, go home.

1. Answer the questions:
Who sat on the shore and watched the ducks? What did Vasya do on the bank? What are the ducks in the pond
did? Where do you specify the spouts were hidden? What kind of nose do they have? Why ducks are wide
did you hide your spouts in the water? What did Vasya not know? What did Vasya call the ducks? What did the ducks do?
2. Retell the story.

Cow. (according to E. Charushin)

Pestrukha is standing on a green meadow, chewing and chewing grass. Pestruha's horns are steep, sides
thick and udder with milk. She waves her tail, flies and horseflies away.
- And what do you, Pestruha, taste better to chew - simple green grass or different flowers?
Maybe a chamomile, maybe a blue cornflower or a forget-me-not, or maybe a bell?
Eat, eat, Pestrukha, it will taste better, your milk will be sweeter. The milkmaid will come to you
to milk - a full bucket of tasty, sweet milk is milked.

1. Answer the questions:
What is the name of the cow? Where is the Pied cow standing? What is she doing in the green meadow?
And what about Pestruha's horns? Boca, which ones? What else does Pestrukha have? (Udder with milk.)
Why is she wagging her tail? What do you think, guys, what is more delicious for a cow to chew:
grass or flowers? What kind of flowers does a cow like to eat? If the cow loves flowers
is, what kind of milk will she have? Who is going to milk the cow? The milkmaid will come and milk...
2. Retell the story.

Mice. (according to K.D. Ushinsky)

Mice gathered at their mink. Their eyes are black, their paws are small, pointed
teeth, gray fur coats, long tails dragging along the ground. Mice think: “How
to drag a cracker into a mink?” Oh, beware, mice! Vasya the cat is nearby. He loves you
loves, remembers your ponytails, tears your fur coats.

1. Answer the questions:
Where are the mice gathered? What are the eyes of mice? What are their paws? What about teeth?
Fur coats, what? What about ponytails? What were the mice thinking? Who should mice be afraid of?
Why should Vasya be afraid of the cat? What can he do to mice?
2. Retell the story.

A fox. (according to E. Charushin)

The chanterelle mouses in winter - it catches mice. She stood on a stump to be away
it is visible, and listens, and looks: where under the snow the mouse squeaks, where it moves a little.
Hear, notice - rush. Done: a mouse was caught in the teeth of a red, fluffy huntress.

1. Answer the questions:
What does a fox do in winter? Where does she get up? Why does she get up? What does she listen to and
looks? What does the fox do when he hears and notices the mouse? How does a fox catch mice?
2. Retell the story.

Hedgehog. (according to E. Charushin)

The boys were walking through the woods. We found a hedgehog under a bush. He curled up in fear.
The guys rolled the hedgehog into a hat and brought it home. They gave him milk.
The hedgehog turned around and began to eat milk. And then the hedgehog fled back to his forest.

1. Answer the questions:
Where did the guys go? Who did they find? Where was the hedgehog? What did the hedgehog do with fear? Where
did the children bring a hedgehog? Why didn't they prick? What did they give him? What happened next?
2. Retell the story.

Ya.Taits. For mushrooms.

Grandmother and Nadia gathered in the forest to pick mushrooms. Grandfather gave them a basket each and said:
- Come on, who will score more!
So they walked, walked, collected, collected, went home. Grandma has a full basket, and Nadia has
half. Nadia said:
- Grandma, let's exchange baskets!
- Let's!
Here they come home. Grandfather looked and said:
- Oh yes Nadia! Look, I got more grandmother!
Here Nadya blushed and said in the quietest voice:
- This is not my basket at all ... it's grandmother's at all.

1. Answer the questions:
Where did Nadia and her grandmother go? Why did they go to the forest? What did grandfather say, seeing them off
in the forest? What were they doing in the forest? How much did Nadya score and how much did Grandma score?
What did Nadia say to her grandmother when they went home? What did grandfather say when they
returned? What did Nadia say? Why did Nadia blush and answer her grandfather in a low voice?
2. Retell the story.

Spring.

The sun warmed up. Ran the streams. The rooks have arrived. Birds hatch chicks. A hare jumps merrily through the forest. The fox went hunting and smells the prey. The she-wolf led the cubs into the clearing. The bear growls at the lair. Butterflies and bees fly over the flowers. Everyone is excited about spring.

The warm summer has come. Currants ripened in the garden. Dasha and Tanya collect it in a bucket. Then the girls put the currants on the dish. Mom will make jam from it. In winter, in the cold, children will drink tea with jam.

Autumn.

It's been a fun summer. Here comes autumn. It's time to harvest. Vanya and Fedya are digging potatoes. Vasya picks beets and carrots, and Fenya picks beans. There are many plums in the garden. Vera and Felix pick fruit and send it to the school cafeteria. There everyone is treated with ripe and tasty fruits.

Frost bound the earth. Rivers and lakes are frozen. Everywhere lies white fluffy snow. Children are happy with winter. It's nice to ski on fresh snow. Seryozha and Zhenya are playing snowballs. Lisa and Zoya are making a snowman.
Only animals have a hard time in the winter cold. Birds fly closer to housing.
Guys, help our little friends in winter. Make bird feeders.

In the woods.

Grisha and Kolya went into the forest. They picked mushrooms and berries. They put mushrooms in a basket, and berries in a basket. Suddenly thunder boomed. The sun has disappeared. Clouds appeared all around. The wind bent the trees to the ground. There was a big rain. The boys went to the forester's house. Soon the forest became quiet. Rain stopped. The sun came out. Grisha and Kolya went home with mushrooms and berries.

In zoo.

Our students went to the zoo. They saw many animals. A lioness with a small lion cub basked in the sun. A hare and a hare gnawed cabbage. The she-wolf and the cubs were sleeping. A tortoise with a large shell crawled slowly. The girls really liked the fox.

Mushrooms.

The guys went to the forest for mushrooms. Roma found a beautiful boletus under a birch. Valya saw a small butter dish under a pine tree. Serezha saw a huge boletus in the grass. In the grove they collected full baskets of various mushrooms. The children returned home happy and happy.

Summer vacation.

The hot summer has come. Roma, Slava and Liza went to the Crimea with their parents. They swam in the Black Sea, went to the zoo, went on excursions. The guys were fishing. It was very interesting. They will remember these holidays for a long time.

Four butterflies.

It was spring. The sun shone brightly. Flowers grew in the meadow. Four butterflies were flying above them: a red butterfly, a white butterfly, a yellow butterfly, and a black butterfly.
Suddenly a big black bird flew in. She saw butterflies and wanted to eat them. The butterflies got scared and sat on the flowers. A white butterfly sat on a chamomile. Red butterfly - on poppy. Yellow - on a dandelion, and black sat on a tree knot. A bird flew, flew, but did not see butterflies.

Kitty.

Vasya and Katya had a cat. In the spring, the cat disappeared and the children could not find it.
Once they were playing and heard meowing overhead. Vasya shouted to Katya:
- Found a cat and kittens! Come here soon.
There were five kittens. When they grew up. The children chose one kitten, gray with white paws. They fed him, played with him, and took him to bed with them.
Once the children went to play on the road and took a kitten with them. They were distracted, and the kitten was playing alone. Suddenly they heard someone shouting loudly: “Back, back!” - and they saw that the hunter was galloping, and in front of him two dogs saw a kitten and wanted to grab him. And the kitten is stupid. He hunched his back and looks at the dogs.
The dogs wanted to grab the kitten, but Vasya ran up, fell on the kitten with his stomach and covered it from the dogs.

Fluff and Masha.

Sasha has a dog Fluff. Dasha has a cat Masha. Fluff loves bones, and Masha loves mice. Fluff is sleeping at Sasha's feet, and Masha is on the couch. Dasha herself sews a pillow for Masha. Masha will sleep on the pillow.

Halt.

Borya, Pasha and Petya went for a walk. The path went past the swamp and ended at the river. The guys approached the fishermen. The fisherman ferried the guys across the river. On the shore they made a halt. Borya chopped branches for the fire. Petya cut the bun and sausage. They ate by the fire, rested and returned home.

Cranes.

Cranes live near swamps, forest lakes, meadows, river banks. Nests are built right on the ground. The crane circles over the nest, guarding it.
At the end of summer, cranes gather in flocks and fly to warm countries.

Friends.

Serezha and Zakhar have a dog, Druzhok. Children love to work with Druzhok, to teach him. He already knows how to serve, lie down, bring a stick in his teeth. When the guys call Druzhka, he runs to them, barking loudly. Serezha, Zakhar and Druzhok are good friends.

Zhenya and Zoya found a hedgehog in the forest. He lay quietly. The guys decided that the hedgehog was sick. Zoya put it in the basket. The children ran home. They fed the hedgehog with milk. Then they took him to a living corner. Many animals live there. Children take care of them under the guidance of a teacher Zinaida Zakharovna. She will help the hedgehog recover.

Alien egg.

The old woman put the basket with the eggs in a secluded place and put the hen on them.
A chicken runs away to drink some water, and peck at the grains and again in place, sits, cackles. The chicks began to hatch from the eggs. A chicken will jump out of the shell and let's run, look for worms.
Someone else's testicle got to the hen - there was a duckling there. He ran to the river and swam like a piece of paper, raking in the water with his wide webbed paws.

Postman.

Sveta's mother works as a postman at the post office. She delivers mail in a mailbag. Sveta goes to school during the day, and in the evening, together with her mother, puts the evening mail into mailboxes.
People receive letters, read newspapers and magazines. The profession of Sveta's mother is very necessary for everyone.

Funniest Literary Opus Competition

Send us withhowl short funny stories,

really happened in your life.

Great prizes await the winners!

Be sure to include:

1. Last name, first name, age

2. Title of work

3. Email address

Winners are determined in three age groups:

1 group - up to 7 years

Group 2 - from 7 to 10 years old

Group 3 - over 10 years old

Competitive works:

Didn't cheat...

This morning, as usual, I do a light jog. Suddenly a cry from behind - uncle, uncle! I stop - I see a girl of 11-12 years old rushing towards me with a Caucasian shepherd dog, continuing to shout: "Uncle, uncle!" I, thinking that something happened, go forward. When there were 5 meters left before our meeting, the girl was able to say the phrase to the end:

Uncle, I'm sorry, but she will bite you now !!!

Didn't cheat...

Sofia Batrakova, 10 years old

salt tea

It happened one morning. I got up and went to the kitchen for tea. I did everything automatically: I poured tea leaves, boiling water and put 2 tablespoons of granulated sugar. She sat down at the table and began to drink tea with pleasure, but it was not sweet tea, but salty! Waking up, I put salt instead of sugar.

My relatives made fun of me for a long time.

Guys, draw conclusions: go to bed on time so that you don’t drink salty tea in the morning!!!

Agata Popova, student of MOU "Secondary School No. 2, Kondopoga

Quiet time for seedlings

Grandmother and her grandson decided to plant tomato seedlings. Together they poured earth, planted seeds, watered them. Every day, the granddaughter looked forward to the appearance of sprouts. Here are the first shoots. How much joy! Seedlings grew by leaps and bounds. One evening, the grandmother told her grandson that tomorrow morning we would go to plant seedlings in the garden ... In the morning, the grandmother woke up early, and what was her surprise: all the seedlings were lying. Grandmother asks her grandson: “What happened to our seedlings?” And the granddaughter proudly replies: “I put our seedlings to sleep!”

school snake

After the summer, after the summer

I'm flying on wings to the classroom!

Together again - Kolya, Sveta,

Olya, Tolya, Katya, Stas!

How many stamps and postcards

Butterflies, beetles, snails.

Stones, glass, shells.

Eggs are motley cuckoos.

This is a hawk claw.

Here is the herbarium! - Chur, do not touch!

I take it out of my bag

What would you think?.. A snake!

Where is the noise and laughter now?

As if the wind had blown everyone away!

Dasha Balashova, 11 years old

Rabbit peace

Once I went to the market for shopping. I stood in line for meat, and a guy was standing in front of me, looking at the meat, and there was a sign with the inscription "Rabbit of the World." The guy probably did not immediately understand that "Rabbit of the World" is the name of the saleswoman, and now his turn comes up, and he says: "Give me 300-400 grams of the rabbit of the world," he says - very interesting, he never tried it. The saleswoman looks up and says, "Mira Rabbit is me." The whole line was just laughing.

Nastya Bohunenko, 14 years old

The winner of the competition is Ksyusha Alekseeva, 11 years old,

sent such a "chuckle":

I am Pushkin!

Once, in the fourth grade, we were asked to learn a poem. Finally the day came when everyone had to tell it. Andrey Alekseev was the first to go to the blackboard (he has nothing to lose, because his name is in front of everyone in the class magazine). Here he expressively recited a poem, and the teacher of literature, who came to our lesson to replace our teacher, asks his last name and first name. And it seemed to Andrei that he was asked to name the author of the poem he had learned. Then he said so confidently and loudly: "Alexander Pushkin." Then the whole class roared with laughter along with the new teacher.

COMPETITION IS CLOSED

A funny story about a harmful liar schoolgirl Ninochka. A story for younger schoolchildren and middle school age.

Harmful Ninka Kukushkina. Author: Irina Pivovarova

Once Katya and Manechka went out into the yard, and there Ninka Kukushkina was sitting on a bench in a brand new brown school dress, a brand new black apron and a very white collar (Ninka was a first grader, she boasted that she was studying for fives, and she herself was a loser) and Kostya Palkin in a green cowboy shirt, sandals on bare feet and a blue cap with a large visor.

Ninka enthusiastically lied to Kostya that she had met a real hare in the forest in the summer, and this hare was so delighted to Ninka that he immediately climbed into her arms and did not want to get off. Then Ninka brought him home, and the hare lived with them for a whole month, drinking milk from a saucer and guarding the house.

Kostya listened to Ninka with half an ear. Stories about hares didn't bother him. Yesterday he received a letter from his parents saying that perhaps in a year they would take him to Africa, where they now lived and built a milk canning plant, and Kostya sat and thought about what he would take with him.

"Don't forget the fishing rod," thought Kostya. Yes, more guns. Winchester. Or a double shot."

Just then Katya and Manechka came up.

- What's this! - said Katya, after listening to the end of the "hare" story. - This is nothing! Think rabbit! Hares are rubbish! A real goat has been living on our balcony for a whole year now. My name is Aglaya Sidorovna.

"Aha," said Manechka. "Aglaya Sidorovna." She came to visit us from Kozodoevsk. We have been eating goat's milk for a long time.

"Exactly," said Katya. "Such a kind goat!" She brought us so much! Ten packets of nuts in chocolate, twenty cans of condensed goat milk, thirty packs of Yubileinoye cookies, and she herself does not eat anything but cranberry jelly, soup with beans and vanilla crackers!

“I'll buy a double-barreled shotgun,” Kostya said respectfully.

- To make the milk smell good.

- They lie! They don't have any goats! Ninka got angry. "Don't listen, Kostya!" You know them!

- Still as it is! She sleeps in the basket at night in the fresh air. And sunbathing during the day.

- Liars! Liars! If a goat lived on your balcony, it would bleat all over the yard!

- Who bleated? What for? - asked Kostya, having managed to plunge into thoughts, to take or not to take aunt's loto to Africa.

- She bleats. Soon you will hear for yourself ... And now let's play hide and seek?

"Let's go," Kostya said.

And Kostya began to drive, and Manya, Katya and Ninka ran to hide. Suddenly, a loud goat bleating was heard in the yard. It was Manechka who ran home and bleated from the balcony:

- Be-ee... Me-ee...

Ninka crawled out of the hole behind the bushes in surprise.

— Kostya! Listen!

"Well, yes, it's bleating," said Kostya. "I told you...

And Manya backed for the last time and ran to help out.

Now Ninka drove.

This time, Katya and Manechka ran home together and began to bleat from the balcony. And then they went down and, as if nothing had happened, ran to help out.

“Listen, you really have a goat! - said Kostya. - What did you hide before?

She's not real, she's not real! shouted Ninka.

- Here's another, groovy! Yes, she reads books with us, counts to ten, and even knows how to talk like a human being. Here we go and ask her, and you stand here, listen.

Katya and Manya ran home, sat down behind the balcony bars and bleated in one voice:

— Ma-a-ma! Ma-a-ma!

- Well, how? - Katya leaned out. - Do you like it?

"Just think about it," said Nina. “Mom” any fool can say. Let me read a poem.

“I’ll ask you now,” Manya said, squatted down and shouted to the whole yard:

Our Tanya is crying loudly:

Dropped a ball into the river.

Hush, Tanechka, don't cry:

The ball will not sink in the river.

The old women on the benches shook their heads in bewilderment, and Sima the janitor, who at that time was diligently sweeping the yard, became alert and raised her head.

“Well, is it great, really?” Katya said.

- Awesome! Ninka made a sly face. “But I can’t hear anything. Ask your goat to read poetry louder.

Here Manechka yells like a good obscenity. And since Manya had the right voice, and when Manya tried, she could roar so that the walls shook, it is not surprising that after the rhyme about the whining Tanechka, people's heads began to protrude out of all the windows indignantly, and Matvey Semenycheva Alpha, who at this time ran in the yard, barked deafeningly.

And the janitor Sima ... There is no need to talk about her! Her relationship with the Skovorodkin children was not the best. They Sime was fed up with their antics to death.

Therefore, having heard inhuman cries from the balcony of the eighteenth apartment, Sima rushed straight into the entrance with her broom and began to beat with her fists on the door of the eighteenth apartment.

And the most mischievous Ninka, pleased that she managed to teach Pans so well, after looking at the angry Sima, sweetly said as if nothing had happened:

Well done your goat! Great poetry reading! And now I'm going to read something to her.

And, dancing and sticking out her tongue, but not forgetting to adjust the blue nylon bow on her head, the cunning, mischievous Ninka squealed very disgustingly.