Be rude to neighbors beautiful phrases. How can you beautifully humiliate a woman, a girl, her husband's mistress with clever words without a mat? How to learn sarcasm using cheeky funny words

Initially, the article was not conceived as a tutorial for losers: offended, humiliated and offended, who secretly or clearly feel sorry for themselves and hate other people, want to take revenge on “everyone” and find out how to humiliate, insult, “send” a person with words, preferably culturally, smartly and beautifully, without a mat.

A wise and harmonious person in the soul cannot be humiliated, insulted and offended (“sent”) with words, because they do not take offense at the truth, and a lie does not deserve attention.

This article is still about how to use the psychological counterattack ( psychological judo, aikido or sambo, if you like), i.e. how to resist insults and humiliation, rudeness and offensive words, how to react (or not react) and how to respond correctly, culturally and beautifully, of course, with words without a mat, to those people with a low I-position who want to humiliate, insult, offend you ... (i.e. they want to elevate themselves by humiliating you - they are, to put it mildly, without harmony in their souls - they were also humiliated earlier by someone who was stronger than them and to whom they could not correctly answer insults and humiliation, keeping insults in their souls, and now, working them out, they take revenge on others - don't be like them... learn how to communicate without conflict... read this article carefully).

Remember! No one can humiliate, insult or offend a person with words - only he himself, subconsciously interpreting the conflict situation not in his favor. What beliefs and ideas you have about yourself, that is who you are ... and no insulting, offensive and humiliating words can belittle you ... i.e. you belittle yourself by paying attention to the bad words of another person ...

The power of the word, or how to “humiliate”, “insult”, “offend” (“send”) a person with words without a mat

Words in a query how to "humiliate", "insult" and "offend" ("send") a person enclosed in quotation marks, because in reality, we will not humiliate, insult, or offend anyone ... “send” - we won’t send either - this is the lot of losers with a negative life scenario and disharmony in the psyche (soul), in which grievances and others are accumulated negative emotions, bursting out in the form of revenge.

These words are used in the article only because there are too many similar requests on the Internet, i.e. great amount people have accumulated grievances in themselves and want to vent them (work them out), and without realizing it, drive themselves into vicious circle aggression and conflicts, primarily on oneself and with oneself, which in the end will have an extremely negative impact not only on relationships with other people, but also on one’s own mental health and throughout life in general...

With all this, many want to humiliate, insult and offend a person, “send” him, a man or a woman, a guy or a girl smartly, beautifully, even culturally, and, of course, without a mat ... (apparently, he still “breaks out” ...) . Those. an illusory goal is to get "pleasure", "gloat", to laugh at a humiliated and insulted person who is confused, confused and fell into a stupor at the moment of a psychological counterattack on him - to feel displacement - while not upsetting his moral convictions ("without mate"), and even amusing them ("smart", "cultural", "beautiful" ...).

However, these people do not understand or do not realize that not every laugh prolongs life, and that they will not elevate themselves at all by humiliating and insulting another ... that they, in fact, will become the same as the one they offend, i.e. . disharmonious personalities with an underestimated position in life.
And as you know, everything in the world returns to normal (like this person whom you insulted and humiliated - you "returned", and you will be "returned", if not him, then someone else - such is the nature of life).

How to morally "humiliate" a person with clever words without a mat

Insults, offensive and humiliating words are often perceived as psychological pressure on a person, and therefore as stress. It is known that the negative perception of stress (not stress itself) significantly lowers a person’s intelligence (IQ), and with it rational memory along with vocabulary, so some people begin to speak obscenely - a few words, but how many meanings ... and most importantly - emotions ...

Therefore, in order to morally "humiliate" a person clever words no swearing, first of all, you need to learn how to quickly relieve stress, or calmly treat it.

And if at the moment psychological attack you will remain unperturbed, you will not fall into confusion, stupor and stress, feeling like a “victim” of an emotional attack, then you will retain your intellect and the knowledge gained about conflict-free communication and methods of psychological counterattack will “emerge”; you can calmly, intelligently, culturally and beautifully morally “humiliate” a person with clever words without swearing and unnecessary emotions.

How to "insult" a person so that he is silent, without a mat

Often happens in conflict situation so that the opponent incessantly speaks and says something abusive, insulting and degrading, with appropriate gestures, increased tone, and facial expressions, i.e. exerts psychological pressure, which often leads to stress.
Of course, many want to know how to "offend" a person so that he shuts up(shut up).

Because a conflict or pre-conflict situation presupposes a dialogue, i.e. alternating conversation between two or more people, then you will need psychological counterattack techniques (some psychotherapists and psychoanalysts call this psychological judo, aikido and even sambo).

The essence of psychological counterattack(psychological sambo - self-defense without weapons), as in ordinary, physical martial arts, this is the use of the enemy’s strength against him, with a minimum expenditure of his strength, in this context, mental energy, and not literally offending a person so that he is silent.

Those. here you must first "succumb", as if to "humiliate yourself", "offended", in order to then deliver a psychological counterattack. But not so that your opponent loses and fails, but so that both "win" - otherwise, as mentioned above, everything will return to normal.

For example, if heavy, wet snow presses on a branch, “wanting” to break it, then the branch does not directly resist, does not resist, wasting its strength - it bends, as if humiliated ... gives in down, and the snow under its own weight (“force”) slips off it and does not break the branch.

Also, a sambo wrestler, under physical pressure (attack) on him, uses inertial force the enemy, using the technique, throws him over himself and drops him to the ground, while practically not wasting his strength.

Very similar techniques and techniques are used in psychological sambo (psychological counterattack), i.e. in the event of an emotional and psychological attack on you (insult, humiliation, offensive words…), you, as a sambo wrestler, need not to resist and confront directly, but, on the contrary, confusion, a dead end ... (and then he, you can say "your" - control this person and manipulate him as you want) ...

But not for the sake of revenge and gloating over the "offended" enemy, but for the sake of justice, balance (congruence) in relations, and, possibly, for cooperation (to the extreme - compromise) and a way out of the conflict situation.

How to "offend" a person with words

Phrase how to "offend" a person with words, as you already understood, we will use in the context of psychological self-defense (sambo), without exceeding its limits ...

Remember! Each person is responsible for his own thoughts, emotions and behavior, and each mentally healthy man can control his negative feelings, such as resentment, irritation, anger, and the corresponding behavior in the form of defensive aggression, including verbal (verbal) ...

This is easy to check, for example, if a husband gets angry and insults, offends his wife - he seems to be unable to contain his anger - “bullshit” ... firstly, she is simply initially weaker, secondly, she allows herself to be offended. Most likely, this aggressive husband will hold back the same anger in front of his superiors or the police - they are stronger for him and will not allow themselves to be offended - the husband understands this, which means he controls the situation ...

However, subconscious desire to get rid of internal negatives gives rise to such a protective reaction of the psyche as "Displacement" ("Movement"), which can be expressed in "vicious circle" anger and aggression.
For example, the boss “offended” the husband ... the husband, in order to work out the negative, can offend his wife with words and behavior ... she, in turn, will offend the child ... and he - the domestic dog .... the dog will go for a walk, and there ... the husband’s boss - she is his , for some reason, it will bite ... (this is again to the fact that in life everything returns to normal) ...

Therefore, instead of literally offending a person with words, you can use psychological counterattack techniques (sambo), even if you have a boss or another person who is obviously stronger than you...
("twist the ropes" it is possible from a strict boss and from a despotic husband, and from a tyrant parent ... but we are not talking about that ... we are talking about psychological self-defense ...).

How beautiful and culturally "send" a person, without a mat

How sometimes you want to “send” (you know where) an annoying partner, an obsessive client, an annoying boyfriend, a stubborn friend, an overly demanding boss, an eternally dissatisfied subordinate ... or another person. But the internal "moral code" and the external "administrative" force one to restrain oneself and suggest thinking how to "send" a person without a mat beautiful and cultural.

To understand how to culturally send a person, in the context of psychological self-defense, i.e. literally without offending, offending or humiliating him (otherwise he will take revenge later ... maybe not you ... remember about "our own circle"?), we need to proceed from who is in front of us and what result we want from interaction with counterparts.

So, how beautiful it is to "send" a person, based on who is in front of us and what we want from him:

If this is the boss, then we want from him ... probably ... to be less demanding and critical ... or maybe a salary increase ... or the implementation of our idea ...
If this is a subordinate, then, on the contrary, in order to work better and fulfill their duties ... do not “beg” for an increase in salary and in the service ...
If this is a business partner (in business), then, probably, good trusting and honest cooperation, without “pulling the blanket” on yourself ...
If this is an obsessive girl or boyfriend, then to “fuck off (a)” ...
If a friend, then so that he not only listens and hears himself, but also others ...
If this is a too strict or overprotective parent, then in order to begin to understand his teenage child ...
And if this is a child, ours or whom we are raising, teaching, then to be obedient and diligent, probably ...
If this is a seller, then so that “the leftist does not sell” ...
If a client or a buyer, then in order to buy a product or service ...

Lot various people we meet in life, many different situations, including conflict situations, can arise in interaction with these people. Our task is not to humiliate and insult a person, with or without a swear word, but to answer correctly and wisely (psychologically counterattack) without harming ourselves and him ...

To clearly and automatically master these techniques of “psychological sambo”, training (practice) is necessary, as in ordinary martial arts ... otherwise, even knowing how to answer, but having entered stress and confusion in a specific conflict situation, you will simply be confused and forget all your knowledge - you need skills, and they are given by practice and practice again ...

Further, you will learn in PRACTICE (with examples from life) how to intelligently and beautifully respond to insult, rudeness, rudeness and humiliation with the help of techniques and techniques of psychological self-defense (counterattack) - this is the continuation of this article ...

Learning to be rude beautifully or how to culturally put in place!

For every power there is another power. When a person is full of anger and resentment, it is not always possible to remain silent on his foul language. Sometimes you want to answer :) How can you answer without losing your temper and without sinking to the level of the interlocutor?

1. To talk with you on the same level, I have to lie down!..

2. I don't know what you eat for breakfast, but it really works! Intelligence tends to zero!

3. Just do not remove the headphones from your ears. God forbid a draft will chill the brain from the inside.

4. Should I see a psychologist? Of course not, thank you very much behind useful advice, but you should not equalize everyone on your own.

5. You will open your mouth at the dentist.

6. To shock me, you have to say something smart.

7. One more horn from your platform and your dental compound will move.

8. So that you celebrate your wedding at McDonalds.

9. If it gave me pleasure to communicate with bitches, I would have had a dog a long time ago.

10. Mind like a shell.

11. Looking at you, I begin to understand that nothing human is alien to God. He has an excellent sense of humor.

12. Talk, talk… I always yawn when I'm interested!

13. Would you decorate the world with your absence, until I took a sin on my soul!

14. From positive qualities You only have Rh factor.

15. I live opposite the cemetery. You will show off, you will live opposite me.

16. Does everyone love you? Ah, well, yes, love is evil ...

17. What if you could cover yourself with a teaspoon in the bath!

18. -Girl, are you bored? -Not by that much…

19. Your right to own opinion still does not oblige me to listen to nonsense.

20. - "thank you" cannot be put in your pocket.
- you will carry it in your hands !!!

21. Hey, you rose! Tulip from here, otherwise, like a dahlia, you will become gray!

22. I came to you with greetings, with an iron and a gun

24. It is better to be smartly silent than to speak stupidly

25. Is this a set of words, or do I need to think about it?

26. Sorry for not living up to your stereotypes

27. In some heads thoughts come to die

28. He: We will go to you or go to me?
Her: At the same time. You - to yourself, and I - to myself.

29. What, verbal oil well dried up?

30. Madhouse on the road, psychos in nature!

31. What are you watching? Are you in a museum? I'll arrange a cultural event for you in two acts without intermission! I'll give a crack - the head will fly off

32. And what do you think, that if you yell at me louder, I will listen more quietly?

33. Now you will carry your glasses home with me. in different pockets.

34. Your style of speech reminds me of the bazaar dialect of the distant nineties at the end of the last century.

35. And don't laugh! Laughter for no reason is a sign that a person is either an idiot or a pretty girl. If you want to convince me of the second, shave first.

How to respond in specific situations. Examples!

Agree with insulting you human. Classic:

- Yes, you are a complete fool and idiot!
- Yes. I have help too! Do you think it's very smart to prove something to a fool?

- You're just a fool!
- Agree! This is because you constantly have to talk to fools.

I don't like your answers!
What questions, what answers!

Yes, I'm smarter than all of you put together!
- Certainly! After all, you have a mind chamber. Still a watchman to this shed ...

2. Bring the statement directed in your direction to the point of absurdity:

- Hey, slow down!
- I can not, the brake must be one. (No, our pair already has one brake!)

- What are you doing?
- I do it in my pants.

“Are you divorcing me now?”
- And now who do you consider yourself a bee or a rabbit?

3. Turn a negative statement into a positive one:

- You are a horse!
“If it weren’t for the suckers, where would you be right now?”

– Some idiots around!
"Don't you usually feel smart?"

- What is the phone grabbed when I'm talking to you ?!
– I also prefer to talk to smart people!

4. Put pressure on the person “on weakly”. After all, no one likes to feel weak:

- You dance like hell..
- I don’t dance, I just remove my legs so that you don’t crush me out ... (Do you know how cool I embroider with a cross!)

– What are you talking about?
- It's strange, but others like my speech ... Do you have no sense of beauty, or hearing problems?

Are you making yourself smart?
- Do you have problems communicating with smart people?

5. What do you want?

“Well, why are you quiet?”
- And what, did you already want to get on the surgeon's table by this time?

Well, who's the brave one here?
“You talk to me like that, as if your emergency room membership is gone.

You are a simple housewife!
“Would you like me to be a currency prostitute?”

Rudeness must be fought! If, when you are rude, you want to cry, then the interlocutor has achieved his goal. Self-asserted at your expense and supported by a considerable share of your energy! Don't encourage this kind of behavior!

Faced with rudeness, you always want to answer the offender. In a fit of anger, we often do not control our feelings and emotions. This may cause whole line negative consequences. The easiest outcome of them is a quarrel, and the most negative is a fight. But, you see, to suffer yourself and stoop to assault only because your interlocutor has Bad mood- at least stupid.

The most correct thing in such a situation is to answer the offender calmly and confidently, but in such a way as to put the boor in his place. To do this tactfully, without spending extra effort and energy, there are special preparations - bold phrases.

Who is ham?

This is the aggressor, attacking and violating your personal boundaries. He tries to hurt the most painful places and at the same time avoid revenge. Scientific information indicate that such a person is, in fact, pitiful person with low self-esteem, who wants to assert himself at the expense of those offended or ridiculed by him. Here's what you need to know when faced with a boor. Understand and forgive, or even pity an insignificant person or answer with a witty phrase, smiling good-naturedly (not caustically!)

Examples of situations where anger cannot be contained

A decent-looking person who is a boor can be found at every turn today. Often the most common places of its deployment are the following:

1. Marketplaces. The favorite place of a bored, angry person is, of course, a market or a supermarket. In some cases, a pharmacy is popular. Firstly, you can go there as if on a tour and be indignant enough, studying the prices on the shelves. Secondly, knocking around in the crowd is also a nice thing for them. And all this, of course, is accompanied by unpleasant comments addressed to passers-by. By the way, shop assistants also like to be rude.

2. Public transport. The favorite place of all boors is the crowd. And where else can you enjoy the disturbances so much as in the crush of traffic during rush hour? There you pushed, here - you. And as a result, for example, we have a heatedly screaming woman who splashes out her anger on everyone who tries to argue with her. And God forbid you surpass her in this honed skill.

3. Polyclinic. government agency, where you definitely need to stand in line, also knows daring people. It can be an insolent person who will try to sneak out of the queue. But then he will receive a good verbal thrashing from people waiting in line, among whom boors can also hide.

4. Places of study. Teenage years famous for the "painful" growing up of children. How is it shown? Bold phrases addressed to teachers, bickering in the classroom at school, lyceums. Teenagers can't give objective assessment what is happening. It seems to them that they already know everything, and adults are a little behind them. Unfortunately, rudeness and impudent phrases in the lessons of high school students are a completely common circumstance. The teacher can put the student in his place, having won authority in his eyes, or not pay attention to what "outgrows" itself.

Daring phrases and expressions: examples

And it is true that we are all interested in discussing topics that do not concern us at all.
From a person who is difficult to cheer, you should not expect good.
I know that crooks succeed, not because of their own intelligence, as they believe, but because of gullible people near. And to lie, just the mind is not needed. Being honest is a skill.
I'm terribly embarrassed to tell you this, but I'm not at all interested in how I look in your eyes, sorry. I look great in mine, and that's enough.

What level of development, such and interests.
You are so low in communication that, frankly, you are not even visible on the horizon.
Please continue. When you say such things, I feel so smart.
I'm sorry, but you can hear bad amber from your mouth.
And can you bring a drum?
With such tirades, you can only stand in the corner.
If you are angry, then you yourself know that you are wrong.
AT this case your emotions are not identified with the conclusions of your thinking.
If you don't like me, I let you go underground.

Daring phrases for girls

If a girl does not want to communicate with a guy, but cannot get rid of his annoyingness, or vice versa - she is struggling with his rudeness, perhaps she should use some phrases.

For example:

Your time in my life is over. Give your pass and get out.
If you fell in love with me - it's your fault, all you can achieve is my smile.
Dear, you are right - there has never been anyone like you, there is no more and there is no need.
What should - I know, it is written in the Constitution. The rest - as I want.
I'm doing great, so there's nothing to please you.
Weren't you in the movie "Clowns"?
I'm not picky, just the best is enough for me.

And what about guys?

Not only girls suffer from annoying boors. Let's look at some cheeky phrases for guys. They can use these statements in response to the rudeness of their peers:

You are not beautiful enough to be rude to me.
If you say that, then most likely you have a spare jaw in your pocket.
Kiss me with a run, I'm standing behind a tree.
Maybe you are the one beautiful girl in our area, but I'm also interested in communicating with smart people.

So, the first foundation is laid. Now you know how to respond to rudeness. But in no case do not parry these statements in front of an innocent person. And then in the role of a boor you will find yourself.

There are times when we see the only way to stand up for ourselves in the ability to offend the interlocutor. It is worth recognizing that this method is not always justified, and, at times, may even lead to negative consequences. But still there are situations when it is very difficult to do without it. There can be many such situations, and we will consider some of them in more detail. self defense When someone allows themselves to speak offensively in our direction, often, we "boil" in response. Few people manage to restrain their emotions in such a situation and ignore the attacks of an aggressive interlocutor. Of course, if a person has been able to achieve the highest degree self-control or simply cannot decide on a response insulting remark, then he is able to ignore negative words to your address. And yet, more often than not, holding back is not easy. Defense of the weak There are situations when we cannot help but pay attention to the fact that someone allows himself an insulting attitude towards another person. It is especially unbearable to watch this when a spouse, your child, a shy girl or even an unfamiliar pensioner falls under the shelling of offensive words. In general, aggression awakens in many of us when a weaker person suffers, who finds it difficult to fend for himself. Of course, in this case, the injured party needs protection, and, undoubtedly, will experience a deep sense of gratitude, having received it. Animal protection This point is somewhat similar to the previous one, but the difference is that this time we are talking not about weak man but about the animal. Some of us, seeing, for example, how teenagers torture a cat or a drunken person kicking a dog, try to pretend that they simply don’t notice what is happening, but the majority still cannot look indifferently at the suffering of “smaller brothers”. Of course, in this case, insults on your part will be more than justified.

How to morally humiliate a person without a mat

Not each of us is able to humiliate a person without resorting to swear words. However, if you learn this, then you can say that you have mastered the art of the most "subtle" insults.

Clever phrases to shut up a person

If you want to put a person in his place, with some kind of veiled insult, take note of a few phrases.

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Cool and funny insults

Such insults can seem cool and funny not only to the person who utters them, but also to the person to whom they refer. However, it all depends on how touchy your interlocutor is. If he is too sensitive to the slightest hint of insults and overly vulnerable, then, of course, he will not be funny in this situation.

Yes, close your laugher already! Stop waving your tongue like a flag in a parade.

Offensive sharp phrases

If you want to offend someone with a sharp and offensive phrase, then, apparently, this person really managed to offend you. Of course, in no case should you show that you are offended or angry - in this case, you will not achieve the desired effect. pronounce sharp phrases calm tone, which can be accompanied by a slight smirk.

Looks like the stork dropped someone on the way. And more than once. You would have been taken to the Kunstkamera even during your lifetime. One more phrase like that, and you will have to move through life in jerks. You should think about saving nature by sterilizing yourself. It must be difficult for you to love nature, after what she has done to you.

How to culturally send a person by calling witty words

You may well offend a person, even being with him on “you”. To do this, it is not at all necessary to switch to obscene words or direct insults. One witty phrase is enough. Therefore, you can even say that, in this way, you will send a person culturally.

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And yet, most likely, you understand that in the case when we insult someone else, it is quite difficult to talk about any level of culture. Often such conversations simply roll into an ugly squabble.

Play on his weaknesses and complexes

If the situation develops in such a way that you have to insult a woman (we note that these are still the most extreme situations), then, of course, you can play on her complexes. Often, weak point women is her appearance. Even if she does not show that your words somehow hurt her, most likely, you will still achieve the goal - she will remember what you said and it will disturb her. It is also worth noting that some men can also be offended by mentioning them. appearance or physical parameters. Although most often a male representative can be offended by mentioning his unenviable mental qualities, most men react quite painfully to these remarks. So some examples:

Alas, you cannot save the world with beauty. However, with your mind too. Woman, you are not so beautiful as to be rude to people. Just looking at you, I can believe that a person really came from a monkey. Don't worry, maybe one day you will say something smart. Where did you learn to do makeup in the style of Valuev? What, no one wants to get married, why is she so angry? Is everything really tight? Well, at least try to spread your bone marrow. It’s immediately obvious that your parents dreamed that you would run away from home. It’s true they say that the brain is not everything. In your case, it's nothing at all.

Create long-term systematic pressure on the enemy

Naturally, in this paragraph we are talking about psychological pressure - the influence on the interlocutors, which occurs in order to change their psychological attitudes, decisions and opinions. Often this method is used in situations where, for some reason, you cannot openly be rude to a person, but you are also unable to not react to his behavior in any way. So what are the types psychological pressure exist? Moral pressure It can also be called humiliation, which is expressed in the desire to morally suppress the interlocutor. Systematically, you point out some feature of a person, even if your words are not true. Thus, you intentionally sow complexes in your opponent. For example, you can always hint or directly tell someone: “How stupid you are,” “You are very clumsy,” “You still need to lose weight,” and the like. In this case, it becomes difficult for the interlocutor to control himself, and if at first he practically does not pay attention to your words, then later they begin to seriously offend him. It is important to note that this technique is appropriate to apply to people who suffer from self-doubt. Compulsion Such a method can be used by a person who is endowed with some kind of power - finance, information, or even physical strength. In this case, the opponent is not able to give a worthy rebuff, realizing that in this case he may suffer financially, not receive the necessary information, and so on. Belief This kind of psychological pressure can be called the most rational. By applying it, you are trying to appeal to the logic of a person and his mind. This method is applicable to people with a normal level of intelligence who are able to understand what you are trying to convey to them. A person who tries to act by the method of persuasion should select the most logical and evidential phrases, not allowing doubts and uncertainty in his tone. It is important to understand that as soon as the "victim" begins to notice any inconsistencies, the force of such pressure will begin to weaken. suspension In this case, the person makes an attempt, as it were, to “starve out” the interlocutor. You are trying to put pressure on someone, but when they try to convict you of this, then you step back or move on to other topics. You can also, in response, accuse the opponent of inventing everything, twisting it, and so on. Suggestion This method of psychological attack can only be used by a person who is somehow an authority for his “victim”. One way or another, you are trying to inspire something to the interlocutor, speaking in hints or directly.

Is it permissible to use obscene names and curses

Of course, we are not always able to control ourselves and cope with ourselves in peak situations, but you should make every effort to achieve this. If it has come to the point that you do not see any other way but to get nasty to a person, then try to do it subtly and beautifully. As they say, there is no need to stoop to the level of “bazaar women”. Of course, if you couldn’t restrain yourself and switched to a mat, then there’s nothing to be done, and still try not to allow this, and put the person “in their place” in other ways. It’s not that you can somehow especially hurt interlocutor. It is simply believed that a person who has "descended" to obscenities is not able to defend his opinion in ordinary words - to some extent, this is how we demonstrate our own inadequacy. Of course, it’s another matter if you basically always communicate with heavy use. swear words, but this is a completely different conversation.

How to learn sarcasm using cheeky funny words

Having learned to use bold and funny expressions appropriately, you will surely be able to gain fame in a close circle as a person with good feeling humor and tech-savvy sarcasm. But it is important not to forget that insolence can be fraught with consequences, and with such phrases you can provoke the interlocutor to an unpredictable reaction.

Go, lie down, rest. Yes, at least on the rails. It would be possible to offend you, of course, but nature has already coped for me. Nobody scares you, you will be scared at the mirror. A stapler would not interfere with your mouth at all. go.Learning the art of sarcasm And yet, it is important to note that people who can express themselves in a sarcastic form do not always use this skill, trying to offend or humiliate someone. Often, sarcasm sounds when some non-trivial situation is commented on - then it looks funny and organic. It is almost impossible to comprehend the art of sarcasm for a person whose vocabulary not very diverse, and the outlook is rather limited. That is why it is worth reading and learning more. Type in the search: "Authors who write with humor." As you yourself understand, in any case, truly “sharp” phrases are made up of words, the variety of which you can easily draw from intellectual films and books. By the way, some examples witty phrases can also be seen in books. As a last resort, learn sarcasm from people who make a living from their jokes - we are talking about the participants and hosts of various comedy television shows. If you want to really be known witty man, then do not repeat the mistake that is common to many novice jokers or people who think they are. Having heard or read some interesting joke or funny expression, they periodically repeat it in order to make the interlocutor laugh. The first couple of times it can be really funny, but after a while people start smiling just out of politeness, and that's for the time being, for the time being. As you understand, it is simply unacceptable for a master of sarcasm to be associated with someone with a broken record.

If you want to be rude beautifully, then it is appropriate to use phrases that your interlocutor probably has not heard yet or those that he will not immediately orient himself with a witty answer. In this case, for sure, you will look more advantageous. So, perhaps some of these statements will seem appropriate to you.

If these beeps continue to come from your platform, then your dental staff will have to move. Are you sick or do you always look like this? you, but life has already done it for me.We take into account possible consequences Entering into a skirmish with an aggressive interlocutor, it would be foolish not to take into account the possible consequences of this step. You must understand and be prepared for the fact that you will have to move from words to deeds if, for example, you threaten someone with physical violence. If your opponent provokes you to further actions, and you just start ignoring him, then all your threats simply lose their meaning. Of course, it can turn out differently - a person will be frightened by your words, and will shut up. However, you must be prepared to different developments events, if they nevertheless decided to enter into a conflict. When not to use insults All your "pungent phrases" and " beautiful insults” do not make any sense if you decide to use them when communicating with an insane person. So, what kind of person can be called insane. First of all, this refers to the interlocutor who is under strong alcohol or drug influence. Surely, such a person will simply not be able to appreciate the subtlety of your insults - he simply will not hear them, or he will react inadequately, even if your words are not too offensive. It’s really better not to mess with such people, even if they are trying in every possible way to offend you. Your task is to completely leave their field of vision, and not enter into a senseless conflict. If a drunk person offends a weaker one, then, of course, you need to help the offended party, but verbal skirmishes are unlikely to give any positive result. In any case, if you are sure that in this situation you can do without insults by solving the problem in some way or by any other method, it is still better not to go as far as swearing. It is possible that later you will have to regret your incontinence. As we have already mentioned, it is appropriate to take this step only in case of protection (of yourself or a loved one). If you yourself initiate such conversations, you will very soon get a reputation as a boor and brawler.

Unfortunately, almost everyone in Everyday life forced to face rudeness and rudeness. We hear a torrent of swear words in response to the remark that our foot was crushed in public transport. Head in tight verbal form scolded us for five minutes One of my friends scolded you for repaying the debt two days later than the due date. Similar situations can be any number. Of course, it is terribly insulting to hear insulting expressions addressed to you, especially when they are undeserved. I just want to say to my offender: "You're a fool!" However, one should not be above this. Try to respond to the insult in non-standard form, without obscenity and vulgarity.

"How to be rude beautifully?" - a question that really deserves separate analysis. Those who will forever be able to understand the answer to it will have the opportunity, under no circumstances and life's troubles, not to lose their own dignity.

So, let's move on to considering the question of how to be rude beautifully.

Rude man, who is he?

As a rule, boors are people with an unbalanced psyche and which they want to increase by insulting others. And for them it does not matter at all whether they are really guilty. They just need someone to take their anger out on. It would seem, how beautiful it is to be rude to such people, because it is generally impossible to communicate with them? In fact, their potential victims just can't resist their onslaught. Why? Just do not allow character traits. First of all, people with a heightened sense of duty cannot fight back a rude person. They always feel guilty no matter what they do, so for a boor they are easy prey. Secondly, insecure people cannot adequately respond to an insult - their pride is so deeply hidden that they cannot think of anything smarter than shouting loudly at them or using obscene language in response to the abuse of others.

This form of "intelligence" prevents them from adequately responding to their offender, and they try to avoid communication with him in principle. What should the above categories of people do when someone insults them? In this case, we advise the following: we learn to be rude beautifully - 1000 non-standard answers will help to give a worthy rebuff to the offender. That's all.

How to adequately respond to rudeness?

And yet, how to be rude beautifully? First of all, you need to understand one important thing: No need to stoop to the level of your offender. Otherwise, you recognize your failure in terms of the culture of communication and education. So, hamim beautiful! Make your interlocutor feel like a real idiot and fool in the eyes of others: in this case, his pride will be hurt, and you will become the winner in a verbal duel. Therefore, the hamim is beautiful in such a way that he understands how pathetic he looks, heaping curses on your head. And for this you must show maximum erudition, intelligence and self-confidence.

And what is a beautiful rudeness? Speaking plain language, is a witticism veiled in a decent (cultural) phrase. It seems that there is no obscene language in the words, and mocking intonations put the offender in a bad light. For example, you can get rid of an obsessive interlocutor with the phrase: “I can’t remember your name and please don’t help me with this!” or "Talk, talk... I always yawn when I'm interested!"

Simply put, we learn to be rude beautifully, period.

What should be remembered?

Be able to correct form respond to the "sharp" attacks of your relatives and friends. If you are deliberately incited to quarrel, then resort to the following psychological methods impact:

1) Trolling in mild form. Regular participants of forums and chats are familiar with this term. Its essence is this: if they begin to be rude to you, then we turn into an intellectual and pour impudent words like: “Your mind is like a steel trap that always slams shut when you try to find an answer!” or "As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"

2) Question to question. We learn to be rude beautifully and, instead of answering a taunt, we ask a counter question: “I can’t talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in ten years?” or “You lost the list, who to be afraid of?”

3) Misunderstanding. In response to the attack, show with all your appearance that you did not understand the interlocutor: “I'm sorry, what did you say? My ears are blocked today.”

4) Humor. This quality will save in any life circumstances. You can always be rude with him beautifully. The phrases “Don’t piss me off, I have nowhere to hide the corpses! Come on, I'm joking, joking, there is still a place", "Yes, girl, you won't save the world with beauty", "Go, lie down, preferably on the rails" - bright to that the confirmation.

5) Consent. Agree with what the abuser told you:

Don't jump in line, you bastard!

Yes, I am, that's why I jump out of line. The absence of a dispute, as it were, disarms the rude person, and he stops pestering you.

6) Allergy. When you hear an insult addressed to you, start coughing and sneezing, after which get ready to be rude beautifully. The phrases “Sorry, but I’m allergic to verbal diarrhea”, “I start to cough when I understand that the human mind can outshine the light of a floor lamp” will come in handy.

7) Disappointment. You can cool the ardor of the offender with your own disappointment in him: “I thought you were a person with capital letter, but it turns out that only with a small one”, “Mind like a shell”.

Do not position your rude interlocutor as "the embodiment of evil", do not work to make him even more angry, but try to eradicate his terrible vices in him.

How to be rude to friends in the right way?

Of course, we should not forget that being rude to your family and friends is not only uncivilized, but also mean.

However, circumstances often arise in which a friend or close person expresses frank rudeness towards you. The reason for this behavior may lie in a simple attempt to assert themselves and prove their own superiority. Such is human nature. Naturally, in this case too, we learn to be rude beautifully: 1000 non-standard answers exist for swearing, slander and rudeness. Try to react calmly and even with a barely perceptible smile to all the barbs from loved ones. For example, “I don’t like boors. Why do I need competitors?”, “My treasure! Remember once and before sclerosis! or “I would have offended you for sure, but I’m afraid that it’s better than mother nature, I still won’t succeed.” These responses are ideal for attacks from relatives or friends. The main trump cards in communicating with them are positive sarcasm and

How to be rude to strangers in the right way?

It often happens that you have to hear rudeness and abuse from unfamiliar people or even strangers. For example, you were rude by a saleswoman in a supermarket. Pretty common situation, right? How to respond to her taunts? Again, we learn to be rude beautifully.

Non-standard answers will wean her from being rude to other customers. What can you say to a tradesman? You can react like this: "I'm sorry I'm too busy to cherish your complexes" or "I understand that you are trying to compensate for the lack of intelligence by screaming?" If a stranger rude to you on the street, we recommend giving this answer: “I don’t give a damn what you think about me ... I don’t think about you at all!”

civil servants?

Today, employees of pension funds, city administrations and other state structures are not too picky in expressions when communicating with people. In this case, the technique called “learning to be rude beautifully” is not applicable. Phrases, witticisms and ironic statements are inappropriate and meaningless here. If you were rude in a state institution, then write a complaint to your higher authorities, while hypothetically you can imagine how garbage from a large bucket is poured onto your offender's head - this will help calm your nerves after the insult.

Your reaction to the insult

What to do when you are inadvertently or deliberately offended verbally? The main thing is not to take the insult personally. You must understand that the insolent talker was rude to you not because of a hostile attitude towards you, but only because he was ill-bred, or he has a nasty mood. In other words, your persona has nothing to do with it. You should also take into account the fact that in most cases your abuser does his dirty work impulsively, because he is a hostage to his violent and irrepressible nature.

As already emphasized, insulting or swearing at someone is a kind of self-affirmation, a demonstration of one’s “I”, a manifestation of egocentrism, which the offender lacks in everyday life, since he leads the life of a “gray mouse”.

What to do first?

When a stranger cursed at you best way out from the current situation is to ignore the offender. Just try not to notice his presence, and after a while he will be distracted from your person. However, this approach does not always work. Then we learn to be rude beautifully. “You will open your mouth at the dentist,” is your reaction to the slander of a rude man.

If the words offended the employer

Many, having heard insulting expressions from the boss, try to pass them on deaf ears. “Where will you go, they can fire you if you say something against!” people will say. In fact, you need to learn how to defend your interests as an employee and not allow management to scatter accusations left and right. Believe me, no one will fire you for having dignity and your own point of view when it comes to unfair accusations.

If words offended a loved one

When you were offended by a loved one, then the most right decision problems will reveal the cards and in calm environment talk heart to heart with him. In 99% of cases, it is possible to determine the true cause of the disagreement.